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John D. Platypus
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John D. Platypus @ornitorrinco.bsky.social · Jan 28
Por que diabos eu vou me interessar em conteúdo gerado por um papagaio que remixa conteúdo antigo sem se importar com o significado das palavras?

Se for conta de IA e me seguir, eu vou bloquear.
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saviosantana.bsky.social
ATENÇÃO MILITÂNCIA..
Bora espalhar o vídeo do Lula e expor a extrema-direita que vive de fake news.

Lula foi tão cirúrgico que eles só conseguiram recortar o vídeo pra tentar distorcer

Deu ruim pra eles e só deixou claro que o presidente está corretíssimo
January 18, 2026 at 3:40 AM
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liliangamba.bsky.social
Chutando o balde...
January 18, 2026 at 2:06 AM
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atrupar.com
Ask yourself: If Donald Trump was intentionally trying to destroy the United States, how could you tell the difference?
January 17, 2026 at 8:59 PM
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livousart.bsky.social
chuverin

#BRart #art
Ilustração digital de um tipico chuveiro brasileiro, cheio de fios fazendo ligação direto na tomada.
January 16, 2026 at 6:51 PM
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topquark59.bsky.social
January 14, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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gailsimone.bsky.social
Wednesday is TRANSPHOBES ARE TRASH DAY!

Congratulations to those who celebrate this wonderful day.

Also, every other day is also Transphobes are Trash Day, I forgot to mention that.
January 14, 2026 at 7:30 PM
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tibita.bsky.social
📽️ Hey Gringos...
Did you guys know you can watch 2024 and 2025 golden globe winners together in an awesome comedy, free with English subtitles on YouTube?

You're welcome.

#Filmsky #cinema #GoldenGlobes
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuPj...
Basic Sanitation, the Movie | Full movie: a small town community makes a monster film w/ subtitles
YouTube video by wocomoMOVIES
www.youtube.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:33 PM
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rmd1023.bsky.social
Reminder for everyone operating at situationally-diminished capacity.
Screencap of post from tumblr user nitewrighter Me: I don't get it. I thought I was doing a lot better than I was a few years ago. I'm like 10 times more on top of things than I used to be. How does everything feel terrible now? The Tiny Me in OSHA-approved Hi-Vis Gear Who lives in my brain and pulls all the levers: Boss, it's the fascism. You're completely gunked up with cortisol due to the fact that your entire daily life is now underscored with a haunting awareness of the rapid erosion of your rights, dignity, and any and all social safety nets, and you're also bearing witness to the most vulnerable people immediately being persecuted. This creates a natural stress response that basically means you're going to continue having memory and organizational problems, as well as emotional imbalances. Me: BUT I HAVE A BULLET JOURNAL AND I MEDITATE NOW. Tiny OSHA Me: BOSS, THE FASCISM.
January 3, 2026 at 3:40 PM
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akaishiri.bsky.social
MUITO TRISTE: bolsonarista foi pular com o pé direito na frente da loja das Havaianas e QUASE QUEBROU O JOELHO. Ficaram com pena?
January 5, 2026 at 1:19 AM
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agregando.bsky.social
Por que a Direita, que queria impor a Ditadura, no Brasil, pelo Golpe, não apoiaria um outro Ditador invadir um país e sequestrar o seu Presidente?
January 4, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social
words from lexi alexander, who had been suspended from this platform for being palestinian
You either live in a democracy, in which case you, as citizens, are responsible for the actions of your democratically elected leaders...or you have no choice in who gets elected, in which case you don't live in a democracy and you should definitely do something about that. The world is sick of hearing 350 million Americans say they're helpless and nothing is their fault
January 3, 2026 at 6:48 PM
ornitorrinco.bsky.social
For years, the US has claimed the title of world police.
The problem is that the world still hasn't accepted that All Cops Are Bastards.
January 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
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georgetakei.bsky.social
There’s always a tweet.
Screenshot of an archived tweet from Donald J. Trump dated October 9, 2012. The tweet claims that President Obama might launch military strikes in Libya or Iran due to falling poll numbers and describes him as desperate. The image shows the tweet in the older Twitter Web Client interface, with the timestamp visible at the bottom.
January 3, 2026 at 6:18 PM
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davelevitan.bsky.social
A real news outlet publishing the phrase "Grok apologized" should result in like a week-long timeout. Think about what you've done.
January 2, 2026 at 10:31 PM
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princess-vimentin.bsky.social
🧪A few more hours to go…
Tweet by @JaneOrrickMD Jan 9 2025 All Covid Vaccinated will be dead by December 31, 2025 *According to United States of America, who lead the charge to kill 95% of the World in 1994, under UN Agenda 2021. https://x.com/JaneOrrickMD/status/1877501353175478525?s=20
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
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yearprogress.bsky.social
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January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
ornitorrinco.bsky.social
Totally by accident, but around here, Vecna died at midnight lol #strangerthings
January 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
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pegab.bsky.social
Se passar uma lei que acima de 30ºC é feriado, o problema do aquecimento global é resolvido na semana seguinte
December 29, 2025 at 11:32 AM
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izawinnah.bsky.social
Vou ser intrometida e dar minhas dicas de paliativo pra males de calor, já que sou uma pessoa que sofre disso a vida toda.
O pessoal foi todo pêgo de surpresa com esse calor e não é obrigado a saber desses bizus.

E isso é principalmente pra quem nunca teve problema com calor.
December 28, 2025 at 12:53 AM
ornitorrinco.bsky.social
Sou o último a descobrir que existe "tudo bom" literal, de "tudo bom, e contigo?", e o outro, que significa "eu não tenho palavras ou conceitos para expressar o que está errado, então até onde eu posso expressar, tufo bom"?
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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grazysier.bsky.social
O estado tá penando como nunca antes, parecendo um roção abandonado,não tem uma única obra, só se fala em privatizar, e pt isso, pt aquilo, pro povo nada. E assim é com vários outros estados. Centro Oeste a mesma coisa. A difamação da mídia criando o antipetismo até hoje provoca estragos.
December 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
ornitorrinco.bsky.social
@ass.golf sorry to be that guy, but wouldn't, on today's QC, orange shirt guy be talking about a supposition, not a hypothesis?
November 24, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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bianaaf.bsky.social
viver numa sociedade que não reconhece e nem valida luto de perder um pet é um dos muitos atestados que a gente fracassou pra caralho
November 19, 2025 at 4:27 AM
ornitorrinco.bsky.social
@ass.golf I loved the detail of the pin going inside Moray in this last comic. Awesome sauce, dude.
November 20, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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skeletorinspires.bsky.social
Maybe your final stage of healing is telling people to fuck off. Says Skeletor walking away from trouble (Melisandre).
November 16, 2025 at 4:04 PM