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Rain squalls through moonlight
Cold wet
is so damned wet

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(einstein after spending 2 hours at a bbq buffet) "I know not with what consistency todays third shit will be produced, but shit number four will be big fart diarrhea"
December 18, 2023 at 8:18 PM
and on that day, the green knight taught sir gawain the true meaning of christmas
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 PM
November 23, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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the sight of the divine maiden causes miscellaneous uncs to shoot poison instantly‼️
November 23, 2025 at 6:07 AM
恋に落ちたの
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 AM
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you just laughed at one of Hitler's jokes
November 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
steve carell the big short voice: wall street thought they found the goose that laid the golden egg. but they forgot one thing. when you get the goose, you get chased by the giant. and then you have to run down the bean stalk
November 15, 2025 at 10:16 AM
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marxoid redpill cope: footbinding had the economic function of confining women to productive sedentary labor 😀

veblenite blackpill: footbinding as fashion statement was a vicious circle of status maintenance with no utilitarian benefit 😔

TCM bonerpill: 3inch golden lotus 🤤
November 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
October 30, 2025 at 11:15 AM
makes me feel lowkey so sick when i see someone refer to a transfem girly's "penis," knowing full well that "penix" is the preferred gender neutral term for all cock-users. it literally costs nothing to use inclusive language y'all
October 30, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Prolapsed Anal Shits
October 25, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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Mao said, "If you want to know the taste of a pear, you must change the pear by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a guava, you must change the guava by eating it yourself. If you want to know the taste of a dragonfruit, you must change the dragonfruit by eating it yourself. If you
October 27, 2025 at 7:47 AM
if ur racist i dont fw you!!
October 26, 2025 at 7:48 AM
If the director had at least some affection for the world of Wolf Guy, I would have been able to forgive him even if he did something that went against my wishes. But when the director has no understanding of the world of Wolf Guy and just messes things up then I get angry.
October 26, 2025 at 7:29 AM
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good neighbors make bad fences
bad fences make bad neighbors
bad neighbors make good fences
October 26, 2025 at 6:46 AM
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October 24, 2025 at 7:09 PM
cultural revolution at the margins
October 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
japanese REDACTED attempts to pronounce word in real langauge one time, fails miserably
October 23, 2025 at 8:04 AM
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i got fucked up and i became evil
October 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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You can have your cake and eat it too if you want to make a fool of yourself
October 19, 2025 at 10:22 PM
google ngram viewer and its consequences
October 19, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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as soon as the camera turns off those boston dynamics robohounds start humping each other bc they're actually remote controlled by real dogs in the philippines (dog labor in massachusetts was too expensive)
October 19, 2025 at 12:57 AM
The texts describe Jesus Christ as an extraterrestrial who tried to warn humanity of the cylinder's threat but was executed by those who deemed him insane and too powerful.
October 19, 2025 at 6:04 AM
in his new preface to "towards restoration" harry harootunian decries the "positivist piety that unearthing new documentary material will invariably affect the nature of interpretation" by which he means "yes i've read tokugawa ideology but do u really expect me to rewrite the whole first chapter?"
October 19, 2025 at 3:53 AM