olivia
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it's rly funny that ooms was (is?) a "postmodernism is detroying the historical profession" guy, hence why he gets to discourse analysis by way of, not foucault, but habermas (lol)
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as soon as the camera turns off those boston dynamics robohounds start humping each other bc they're actually remote controlled by real dogs in the philippines (dog labor in massachusetts was too expensive)
The texts describe Jesus Christ as an extraterrestrial who tried to warn humanity of the cylinder's threat but was executed by those who deemed him insane and too powerful.
in his new preface to "towards restoration" harry harootunian decries the "positivist piety that unearthing new documentary material will invariably affect the nature of interpretation" by which he means "yes i've read tokugawa ideology but do u really expect me to rewrite the whole first chapter?"
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feel like lu da how i shit on my opps
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Gross Guy Gets R***d By Nurse Mika Ozawa
there truly is no depth of depravity too low for a human being to sink. for example, it's possible that, rather than inventing a fantasy whole cloth, alamo drafthouse was created to appeal to a pre-existing market of people who wished to eat a full meal plus drinks in a movie theater environment
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Mario and Luigi have a strategic partnership
reading a review of several books on genji monogatari (presented in the style of edward seidenstickers translation) in which one character, during a heated monologue, complains that norma field's work is too "politically correct." the 1990s can't end soon enough
gay wall street guy: th-this is wall street! there's no bussy to crush here!
sex bane: oh! then... why are you people here?
sex bane: no one cared who i was until i put on the strap
sex bane: i was wondering which you would take first... my mouth, or my asshole!
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gay cia: what’s the next step of your master plan.

sex bane: fucking this guy. with no protection!
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gay cia: you’re a big guy
sex bane: for you
sex bane: you merely adopted the butthole. i was born in it, molded by it. i couldn't pull out until i was already a man
gay cia: why! wont! you! bust!
sex bane: perhaps he's wondering why you would suck a man off *before* giving him a handy
sorry i havent found time to text you back dude. ive been busy Learning to express my understanding of cultural differences and Learning to narrate unforgettable experiences and people
yes, because as chairman mao says, the true bastion of iron is not the sword, but the masses
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Im in the mood for a guy
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oh sorry yeah i guess my cock is just kinda hanging out there. i left my pants unzipped as a reminder to go to the bathroom before i did anything else
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thanks to AI we can now view the wanderer above teh sea of fog from the front, instead of being confined inexplicably to a back angle