checking the new epstein files and

Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.

1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.

2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.

It Happened To Me: I heard my cat puking but can't find where she did it

We'll get more clarity to the shooter's politics in the next days. The WSJ put out a piece saying he'd accused Charlie Kirk of spreading hate immediately prior to the shooting. I'm certainly not convinced he was a groyper (although a lot of groypers are) but I am sure he was terminally online.

First they came for the fat, whiny losers, and I said nothing, because they got me immediately. I was like the first person they got.

All I want is for everyone to hate these fucking fascists as much as I do. That's really all that remains of my politics.

I am convinced that a pay-per-view execution of both Paul brothers would outperform Titanic and Avatar put together

here’s a comic about ❤️being kind❤️

Magic trick where a pregnant lady picks a card and when she delivers the baby several months later it comes out holding it

The sheer scale of a billion dollars can be hard to understand. Let me put it in perspective. You would have to earn a dollar a day for a billion days straight to have that much money.

Edinburgh, Scotland — bringing the goth vibes.

I love that city.