Ozzie
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26 - they/them - half goat, half dragon, all anxiety
Pinned
Digging holes just to feel something
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Digging holes just to feel something
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The 360 modding scene literally has barely any homebrew that isn't mod menus and is filled with people going "is my soldering good" and posting this
October 18, 2024 at 2:54 PM
The 360 modding scene literally has barely any homebrew that isn't mod menus and is filled with people going "is my soldering good" and posting this
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Okay yeag i think rendering is pretty cool tbh.... ..
November 20, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Okay yeag i think rendering is pretty cool tbh.... ..
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Behind the Princess' Portrait
November 23, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Behind the Princess' Portrait
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Kelce is mentally unstable from Taylor Swift's brain implant and Mahomes is too busy working out a sponsorship for Butterfingers. I'm also certain Andy Reid is just reading from a Denny's menu and not a playbook
November 23, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Kelce is mentally unstable from Taylor Swift's brain implant and Mahomes is too busy working out a sponsorship for Butterfingers. I'm also certain Andy Reid is just reading from a Denny's menu and not a playbook
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experimental comm for @anchanup.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!
November 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
experimental comm for @anchanup.bsky.social !!!!!!!!!
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🦇 Reminder - Some Adoptables still up for sale! 🌸
#furry #furryadoptables
You can claim them below! ⬇️👇
#furry #furryadoptables
You can claim them below! ⬇️👇
November 23, 2025 at 4:53 PM
🦇 Reminder - Some Adoptables still up for sale! 🌸
#furry #furryadoptables
You can claim them below! ⬇️👇
#furry #furryadoptables
You can claim them below! ⬇️👇
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action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
October 4, 2025 at 2:14 AM
action/platformer speedruns: yea we have to do 100 frame perfect tricks to clip through all these sections and it's all skill based and precise practice and speed
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
old jrpg speedruns: WE HAVE TO TORTURE THE GAME BY RIPPING ITS SOUL OUT AND REPLACING IT WITH DR MARIO TO FORCE IT TO DO OUR BIDDING
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It's possible that someone is doing something 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎! 🫦 😩
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IT IS POSSIBLE THAT SOMEONE IS DOING SOMETHING NASTY
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November 21, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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Warning: remote host identification has changed
It's possible that someone is doing something 𝒻𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎! 🫦 😩
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Warning: remote host identification has changed
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Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
November 21, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door.
This is who it was:
This is who it was:
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steam machine de la abuela
November 12, 2025 at 10:40 PM
steam machine de la abuela
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![[Scene is a kitchen - a middle aged woman called JANET is boiling peas at the stove. A younger more colourfully dressed woman named LIZ approached her.]
JANET:
Ugh...
LIZ:
What's up?
JANET:
I am so bored of cooking peas!
LIZ:
Have you tried...
AI peas?
JANET:
AI peas?
LIZ:
They're peas with AI!
[Liz holds up to us a packet of peas labelled: Pea-i AI - Peas with AI].
LIZ:
Al-powered peas harness the potential of your peas
JANET:
What
LIZ [Now a voiceover as we cut to a whizzy technology diagram of peas all connected by meaningless dotted lines]
Why not take your peas to the next level with Al Peas' new Al tools to power your peas?
[Show a techno diagram of a pea with a label reading 'AI' pointing to a random zone in it]
LIZ:
Each pea has Al in a way we haven't quite worked out yet but it's fine
[Show Janet and Liz now in a Matrix-style world of peas]
LIZ:
With Al peas you can supercharge productivity and make AI work for your peas!
JANET:
What
LIZ:
Shut up
LIZ:
Our game-changing Pea-Al gives you the freedom to unlock the potential of the power of the future of your peas workflow
From opening the bag of peas
to boiling the peas
to eating the peas
To spending millions on adding Al to the peas and then having to work out what that even means.
JANET:
Is it really necessary to-
LIZ [Grabbing Janet by the collar]:
THE PEAS HAVE GOT AI, JANET
[Cut to an advert ending screen, with the bag of peas and the slogan:
AI PEAS: Just 'Peas' for god's sake buy the AI peas.
[Ends]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:4m3we4apbjayclzcnhwe3pfp/bafkreiayqa37f7kik7l7s7fbtfp2sir5ckb662ry2lylinyjrfa2rkvvka@jpeg)
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![Comic. [Person with ponytail pointing at diagram while speaking to three other people] PERSON: If the emergency stop is activated, any riders on the waterslide will be diverted into the beam dump, a large graphite block which will safely absorb their momentum. [caption] We regretted hiring an accelerator physicist to design our water park.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreicnzdnpjdz4clfa2uhx6isbdwgu72oku5pee4av7paavbjmqpyoiu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Hey, why does nobody talk about that one short anime series with the weird magic cabbit girl and little goat guy anymore? I thought it was pretty fun growing up.
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
November 16, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey, why does nobody talk about that one short anime series with the weird magic cabbit girl and little goat guy anymore? I thought it was pretty fun growing up.
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
(Happy Sybil Sunday)
#pseudoregalia
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