Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
My partner's family does "gag gifts" that are still useful for Christmas and I got this years ago and still use it Every. Damn. Day.
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
My partner's family does "gag gifts" that are still useful for Christmas and I got this years ago and still use it Every. Damn. Day.
I thought it was crocheted
December 12, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I thought it was crocheted
He went to the bathroom and like 6 of us ran into his office to get cookies
December 11, 2025 at 4:07 PM
He went to the bathroom and like 6 of us ran into his office to get cookies
Sorry it's blurry but I did this to my Kesha poster in college in 2012.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Sorry it's blurry but I did this to my Kesha poster in college in 2012.
Yes please. Christmas card making rn
December 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Yes please. Christmas card making rn
Ooh! If you have concerns or anxieties you can shoot me a DM. My specialty is working with new-to- yoga people or ppl who've been made to feel ashamed of their bodies at other studios. I really really want people to feel comfortable and excited!!
December 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Ooh! If you have concerns or anxieties you can shoot me a DM. My specialty is working with new-to- yoga people or ppl who've been made to feel ashamed of their bodies at other studios. I really really want people to feel comfortable and excited!!
Did you order from USPS? I ordered non Holiday ones and it still took a week (I got Goodnight Moon)
December 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Did you order from USPS? I ordered non Holiday ones and it still took a week (I got Goodnight Moon)
Can I call you Christmas Cam (like Christmas ham... Sorry I love puns)
But in all seriousness. Welcome Cameron!
But in all seriousness. Welcome Cameron!
December 9, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Can I call you Christmas Cam (like Christmas ham... Sorry I love puns)
But in all seriousness. Welcome Cameron!
But in all seriousness. Welcome Cameron!
I second the pregnancy pillow! I think I have hyper mobility so it helps keep me all in place
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I second the pregnancy pillow! I think I have hyper mobility so it helps keep me all in place
Lemon in her cone sending good vibes
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Lemon in her cone sending good vibes
It gives me sensory shivers to think about
December 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
It gives me sensory shivers to think about
My old coworker used to eat kiwi like an apple.
December 9, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My old coworker used to eat kiwi like an apple.