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@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
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Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
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My partner's family does "gag gifts" that are still useful for Christmas and I got this years ago and still use it Every. Damn. Day.
Bear claw shaped back scratcher that telescopes out to be longer with red rubber handle. Found at Cabela's for $6
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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Sorry it's blurry but I did this to my Kesha poster in college in 2012.
Very blurry picture a 2012 Kesha poster with a construction paper Santa hat on her head.
December 11, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Update. She's still pissed
Tabby cat in a medical cone looking pissy. She's under a tall bed getting hair all over a spare pillow
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Lemon in her cone sending good vibes
A scruffy tabby cat in a clear cone after ear surgery. She looks a bit mad.
December 9, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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YouTube music wrapped. Are we surprised
YouTube Music 2025 wrapped Top artists: 1.Hot Mulligan 2. Extra Large Holiday Card 3. Fall Out Boy 4. Sincere Engineer 5. Kesha Top songs: 1. Two places 2. Laced up 3. Clash of the titans 4. Bada bada bastu 5. Makeup makes me pretty Musical passport: United States United Kingdom Finland
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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I'm pretty much only on twitch for Joe
Screen shot of my twitch recap. Halfmoonjoe is number one with 393 hours watched, lilsimsie is two with 31 hours watched and awalmartparkinglot is third with 4 hours watched.
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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Not the best selfie but one I didn't share from my Finland trip (no I will never shut up about that trip) from the day I turned 33.
A freshly 33 year old Amber in a Finland McDonald's bathroom. The mirror says "that smile looks great on you" in English.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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Lemon posting statuses about me being a mean mom cause I cleaned her ears
A large and in charge tabby cat making a stink face while sitting on a cardboard scratch board meant to look like a laptop
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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This is who you're asking to work full time
Screen grab of Countess from Dagger of Amon Ra tied up and frozen
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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I tried.
A very poorly painted Moomin ornament
November 23, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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I have so many questions
A license plate that says gooner number 4
November 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Thanks FedEx. Very nice.
A busted 40lb bag of cat litter in a broken box
November 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
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Joe to chat
A spikey paper sign that reads "All I want for Christmas is views"
November 10, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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Lemonnn
Tabby cat sitting on grey couch cushion. All paws under her body. Long white whiskers looking great.
November 7, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Sent my mom this picture and she said "oh cute" 🤣 I don't think she read it
Moomin, Little My and Snufkin holding bolt cutters with a big sign that says "No camps no cages" and small words on either side saying "Fuck a border" and "Fuck a prison". Purchased from Punk With A Camera.
November 7, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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Most of the Over the Garden Wall crew
People dressed as various characters from Over the Garden Wall including: The darkness, the Hunter, Pottsville people, Wort, Greg, Jason Funderburker the frog, Rock Facts rock, Sarah and the Highway man.
November 2, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Me with frog eyes hair clips, green eye shadow, green shirt and name tags crossed out with Jason Funderburker prominently shown
November 1, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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We made a sacrifice
Troll dolls in a circle on a desk. Two trolls and a banana goose hanging from clips on the board behind the desk.
October 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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@halfmoonjoe.com look it's frog and toad
A brown toad with a crying human baby face and a green frog with a sad human baby face.
October 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Cincinnati chili - lots of beans, dark stew, beef all in a Dutch oven on a dirty stove
October 18, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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Not to be one of THOSE people. But can I please go back to Finland?
Sun setting behind a mountain as seen through an all glass wall of a cabin in northern Finland
October 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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I told my mom I hadn't seen Mama Mia since it came out and she dropped the DVD in my lap and said "please return it, it's my favorite" 🤣
Picture of TV with a scene from Mama Mia, messy coffee table and corner of laptop visible
October 14, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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You know I gotta do it to them
My pointer finger with a Bugles witch hat cracker on it. A partial, blurry view of a black keyboard and a turkey sandwich in the background
October 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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Meee
A pink cartoon cat with black unicorn horn, glasses, hearts and stars stickers, real wings and blue legs and tail. The cat is standing in the woods. The watermark credits artist octokissu
October 11, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Fore mentioned reindeer
Random reindeer on the side of the road in Lapland near a farm One is straddling a crick.
September 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM