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Amber.
@opeexcuseme.bsky.social
Queer. Fat. Anti-capitalist. Yoga teacher. Librarian. Clevelander. HMJ.
I just be collecting queer and autistic coworkers like Pokemon
December 13, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I should have known I'd grow up to be queer because I vividly remember arguing with my parents that the lyrics to "Jessie's girl" were "I wish I WERE Jessie's girl" and he was just really in love with Jessie
December 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
One day you're going to work at a school where your director of school is absolutely insane and while working there you're going to meet a girl and you're going to ask her if she's autistic and bisexual and she's going to say yes. You need to say yes too and become best friends
December 11, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Coworker on teams: "one of our clients sent us nice cookies. Come grab some from my office whenever"
Same coworker immediately shuts door to Zoom into an hours long meeting.
Dude, I just want a cookie.
December 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
@halfmoonjoe.com a Christmas card was sent to your PO box todayyy
December 11, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Update. She's still pissed
December 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Idk if my nervous system is strong enough to deal with my mom bitching and nagging at my dad and the cat for the next 6 hours
December 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
So say.... I did virtual yoga for a small fee.... Would any of y'all come?
December 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
She's currently in a cone throwing a hissy fit under the (very tall) bed.
Lemon had heart skips while under for her ear surgery and they're worried about her heart 🙃🙃
December 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I don't have anyone else to complain to about this but I'm so sick of my mom having no problem solving skills or emotional regulation and coming to me for the answers.
December 8, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Lemon had heart skips while under for her ear surgery and they're worried about her heart 🙃🙃
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I missed stream today because we convinced our boss to take us to lunch 🙂
December 4, 2025 at 10:48 PM
That burnt toast theory really came true for me today. I had to pick up a co-worker so I went a different way to work. The way I normally go to work had a burning car in it
December 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
YouTube music wrapped. Are we surprised
December 3, 2025 at 4:05 PM
I'm pretty much only on twitch for Joe
December 2, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Having the true Midwest experience (shitting your brains out in Meijer after eating a fried ice cream from a local Mexican restaurant)
December 1, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Not the best selfie but one I didn't share from my Finland trip (no I will never shut up about that trip) from the day I turned 33.
November 30, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Lemon posting statuses about me being a mean mom cause I cleaned her ears
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
This is who you're asking to work full time
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
My MRI that they fought my insurance for tooth and nail just got cancelled because of the storm/call offs
November 26, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I got an email the Etsy order I made this morning is already in Ohio. I was confused until I saw the crafter lives in Toledo 🤣
November 24, 2025 at 2:45 AM
In high school I worked at this shitty local chain grocery store and early in my career there a coworker told me he burned his nipples for fun and that about encompasses working there.
November 24, 2025 at 12:08 AM
My partner is getting back into MTG and I think I'd like it more if the cards were cuter.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Chat. I deserve a round of applause. I went to an outdoor walking event that two people I vaguely know go to and they didn't show up so it was all strangers. And I still stayed, walked AND talked to new people.
November 23, 2025 at 3:10 PM