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opalescentaura.bsky.social
@opalescentaura.bsky.social
I’ve watched Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland no less than 8 times in the last 30 days and that ab sums up my mental state
January 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This is just too good not to share. 🤷‍♀️🤣

Bluesky only lets you upload 1 minute so I cut this in two posts! #elonmusk
January 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Americans used to beat the shit out of nazi’s & sympathizers, and those impersonating nazi’s were viewed in bad taste. For Elon to even tolerate being likened to a nazi is enough for me to write him off as a bad person.
January 23, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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January 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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This all feels like that scene in Revenge of the Sith where the Palpatine gets emergency powers, and everyone cheers meanwhile Padmé is standing there all dumbfounded like how can anyone NOT see what the fuck is going on.
January 22, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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The goal is to overwhelm us so we give up. Don't do that!
January 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
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January 22, 2025 at 5:38 PM
it’s crazy to think that making $50,000 this year would be an insane amount of money to me
January 22, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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A worm? What is it gonna do, turn? Yeah right.
January 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Thursdays, Phthalo Green, and Dimes are all classified in the same part of my brain. What mental illness is that?
January 21, 2025 at 5:07 AM
officially making my pilgrimage to Bluesky after El*ns salute 🫠
January 21, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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We are living this right now
January 4, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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We gave 2024 an extra day in February and it gave us a total solar eclipse over a faltering empire, the Olympics, northern lights, shootings of a presidential candidate and a high-profile CEO, commercial success for Charli xcx, widespread UFO panic… 2025 has big shoes to fill
December 30, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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BREAKING NEWS: multiple sources have confirmed that the person reading this is worthy of love
December 30, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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If i was a quarterback id be like “toejam, lawnmower, berries and cream, eleventy one, hut hut”
December 29, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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Today's Poetry Thread: TIME

I love these lines. Feel free to add poems.
December 29, 2024 at 1:31 PM
energy for 2025.
December 30, 2024 at 4:02 AM
I turn “too much” into magic just watch 🤩
December 27, 2024 at 9:25 PM
the grass is greener where I’m at. believe that.
December 27, 2024 at 9:12 PM