Danny Maguire
@oohdanny.bsky.social
Very well grammar.
AI art can fuck off.
AI art can fuck off.
Cheese toasties are panini that dare to be themselves.
June 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Cheese toasties are panini that dare to be themselves.
Recreating Glastonbury by watching it on iPlayer and never having cleaned my bathroom.
June 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Recreating Glastonbury by watching it on iPlayer and never having cleaned my bathroom.
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People talk to me like I wouldn't, in a heartbeat, give their kids kazoos
May 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
People talk to me like I wouldn't, in a heartbeat, give their kids kazoos
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
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ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!
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Being bald is nice cause I have all this extra face.
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Being bald is nice cause I have all this extra face.
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lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
"Dungarees" is English for I just shat myself.
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
"Dungarees" is English for I just shat myself.
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Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
January 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
I'm told that I used to go swimming in circular coral reefs, but I can't remember atoll.
February 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
I'm told that I used to go swimming in circular coral reefs, but I can't remember atoll.
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Not allowed to play basketball at the courts anymore for shouting "THAT'S HOOP SEX" every time I sunk a 3 pointer.
February 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Not allowed to play basketball at the courts anymore for shouting "THAT'S HOOP SEX" every time I sunk a 3 pointer.
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Proctologist: Of course you can trust someone with an advanced degree in buttholes. Take off your pants
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Proctologist: Of course you can trust someone with an advanced degree in buttholes. Take off your pants
After finally watching Wicked, I've decided to dedicate my life to Satan.
Would recommend.
Would recommend.
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
After finally watching Wicked, I've decided to dedicate my life to Satan.
Would recommend.
Would recommend.
Inside of you are 10,000 leagues under the sea.
January 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Inside of you are 10,000 leagues under the sea.
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Totally agree, and I've been saying this for a while:
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Handmade with Love
Why I think the tide will turn against A.I. art
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January 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Totally agree, and I've been saying this for a while:
tealcartoons.substack.com/p/handmade-w...
@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social
tealcartoons.substack.com/p/handmade-w...
@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social
This isn't the best time, but thanks for asking.
January 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This isn't the best time, but thanks for asking.
Memory foam mattresses must make breakups that much harder.
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Memory foam mattresses must make breakups that much harder.
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Jacob Rees-Mogg wants to place Nigel Farage in the House of Lords.
RT if you want to flush them both down the toilet.
RT if you want to flush them both down the toilet.
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Jacob Rees-Mogg wants to place Nigel Farage in the House of Lords.
RT if you want to flush them both down the toilet.
RT if you want to flush them both down the toilet.
Magnetic pen + coins + my arse = the future.
January 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Magnetic pen + coins + my arse = the future.