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Danny Maguire
@oohdanny.bsky.social
Very well grammar.

AI art can fuck off.
October 31, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Cheese toasties are panini that dare to be themselves.
June 29, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Recreating Glastonbury by watching it on iPlayer and never having cleaned my bathroom.
June 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Sweat bunny
June 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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People talk to me like I wouldn't, in a heartbeat, give their kids kazoos
May 18, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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bad news, everyone
May 17, 2025 at 8:34 PM
May 17, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Oh yeah nice one kid hook that hope for humanity right into my veins
May 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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ooo she sounds smart and hot wonder if she has a name!!!
May 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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Being bald is nice cause I have all this extra face.
January 3, 2025 at 3:57 PM
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lol, from UK satirical magazine Private Eye
March 7, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Dungarees" is English for I just shat myself.
March 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Speed dating is where you have to tell Keanu reeves a little about yourself or this bus will explode
January 15, 2025 at 10:51 AM
I'm told that I used to go swimming in circular coral reefs, but I can't remember atoll.
February 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
February 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Not allowed to play basketball at the courts anymore for shouting "THAT'S HOOP SEX" every time I sunk a 3 pointer.
February 8, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Proctologist: Of course you can trust someone with an advanced degree in buttholes. Take off your pants
February 2, 2025 at 7:39 AM
After finally watching Wicked, I've decided to dedicate my life to Satan.

Would recommend.
February 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Inside of you are 10,000 leagues under the sea.
January 12, 2025 at 9:20 AM
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Totally agree, and I've been saying this for a while:

tealcartoons.substack.com/p/handmade-w...

@drlindseyfitz.bsky.social
Handmade with Love
Why I think the tide will turn against A.I. art
tealcartoons.substack.com
January 11, 2025 at 12:44 PM
This isn't the best time, but thanks for asking.
January 5, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Memory foam mattresses must make breakups that much harder.
January 5, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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Jacob Rees-Mogg wants to place Nigel Farage in the House of Lords.

RT if you want to flush them both down the toilet.
January 4, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Magnetic pen + coins + my arse = the future.
January 2, 2025 at 2:57 PM