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Ongoing Chrisis
@ongoingchrisis.bsky.social
▫️Nats fan
▫️Foxhound dad
▫️Synth enthusiast
▫️Exhausted

📍Arlington, VA
This is what happens when you let Russ cook
January 18, 2026 at 4:12 AM
Reposted by Ongoing Chrisis
it's been an absolute motherfucker of a week, give each other some grace today
January 8, 2026 at 2:21 AM
watching the new Knives Out and I truly hope Craig and Johnson keep making these forever
a man wearing sunglasses and a blue and white striped shirt is drinking from a glass .
Alt: Daniel Craig wearing sunglasses and a blue and white striped shirt in Knives Out 2
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January 3, 2026 at 1:43 AM
1, 2, buckle my shoe
3, 4, everybody walk the dinosaur
December 19, 2025 at 1:03 AM
TNG Bad Guy Alien: I hate the Federation, I hate you, I am going to blow up the Enterprise

Troi: I sense hostility, Captain
December 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
What perfect album came out the year you turned 16?
November 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Hey Bluesky, check out my music 👍🏼

🎶 Spooky soundtrack music for Halloween 🎶

soundcloud.com/grumpus-wump...
Ophelia
This is music for a slasher film. Made for the Red Means Recording October 2025 Discord challenge. - Programmed on Digitakt, arranged in FL Studio. Heavy use of NI FX. - Atmosphere synths are JX-08 t
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November 1, 2025 at 1:11 AM
"one battle after another" has the juice. go see it.
October 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
it's going great
October 2, 2025 at 10:30 PM
the banana robot is fine

robots that perform actual tasks are good, actually
i am allergic to bananas and i also don't want this at the grocery store
August 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
whackson fart
August 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Gun Man
Dad and His Minions
Super Clock 2000
Name 3 90s Videogames.
August 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My dog (sniffing the spot where he peed 5 minutes ago): "wow, the dog who peed here must've been really handsome"
August 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
growing up in the DMV, people have been telling me how good Anita's was for my whole life, but I've only really started eating there regularly and let me tell you, it's extremely worth a slot in your food rotation
August 3, 2025 at 2:37 AM
hello bluesky please listen to my latest experimental electronic music track

soundcloud.com/grumpus-wump...
Lovely Garden
The sample is
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August 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Who Would Win: Humanity's Collective Civilizational Knowledge, or... THE ORB?
July 28, 2025 at 1:13 PM
the biggest issue facing america right now is the struggle men face to get custody of their children under bird law
July 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
y'all ever eaten lunch? or breakfast? sometimes I eat dinner too
July 18, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Reposted by Ongoing Chrisis
Happy belated birthday to Sufjan Stevens and congratulations on finally completing 50 of something
July 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
"Materialists" is pretty good but they really didn't need to cast Dasha Nekrasova. Like, we already knew we were in New York when we saw the yellow taxis and we already knew we were dealing with terrible people every time Dakota Johnson's character has a line.
a woman in a black dress sits at a table
Alt: Dakota Johnson and the Mandalorian enjoy sushi
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July 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
BREAKING:
The CEO of Tubu
The CEO of Heebee
The CEO of Poodee
The CEO of Dippy
The CEO of Weeno
The CEO of Gumpy
The CEO of Pheebo
And the CEO of Poob
Have all just endorsed Andrew Cuomo for NYC mayor
June 23, 2025 at 11:02 PM
the people who keep telling us AI is right around the corner are the same ones telling us that ending homelessness is unrealistic
June 21, 2025 at 5:13 AM
June 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
RELEASE YOUR INHIBITIONS
June 19, 2025 at 6:24 AM