Scot Froelich
@onetscot.bsky.social
Author, musician, owner of a relatively unused* snowblower.
*subject to change, not valid in Florida
*subject to change, not valid in Florida
I think the fact that even Elon can't afford daycare should signal that the government needs to help working parents.
March 13, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I think the fact that even Elon can't afford daycare should signal that the government needs to help working parents.
So, if the concept of hell is punishment for things you've done wrong, then constantly regretting and reliving them means we're literally putting ourselves through hell?
Right? Like, I didn't need Satan when I've got me, y'all. LOL
Right? Like, I didn't need Satan when I've got me, y'all. LOL
March 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
So, if the concept of hell is punishment for things you've done wrong, then constantly regretting and reliving them means we're literally putting ourselves through hell?
Right? Like, I didn't need Satan when I've got me, y'all. LOL
Right? Like, I didn't need Satan when I've got me, y'all. LOL
No one is more desperate than a dog who hasn't yet seen one dropped popcorn kernel.
#DaredevilBornAgain
#DaredevilBornAgain
March 5, 2025 at 2:05 AM
No one is more desperate than a dog who hasn't yet seen one dropped popcorn kernel.
#DaredevilBornAgain
#DaredevilBornAgain
My senator. 🥰
Maybe hating on dick bosses is the great unifier, the thing that brings all Americans together.
Elon getting ratioed on his own platform 👌
February 24, 2025 at 1:53 PM
My senator. 🥰
It's disturbing to me that major news organizations continue to treat this administration like it's BAU. "Fact-checking Trump's latest... blah blah blah"
Anyone wanting to call themselves a news organization shouldn't mince words: "President AGAIN lies through his teeth..."
Anyone wanting to call themselves a news organization shouldn't mince words: "President AGAIN lies through his teeth..."
February 14, 2025 at 7:49 PM
It's disturbing to me that major news organizations continue to treat this administration like it's BAU. "Fact-checking Trump's latest... blah blah blah"
Anyone wanting to call themselves a news organization shouldn't mince words: "President AGAIN lies through his teeth..."
Anyone wanting to call themselves a news organization shouldn't mince words: "President AGAIN lies through his teeth..."
Microsoft: This'll only take 4 minutes to update.
Me by the time it's done:
Me by the time it's done:
January 27, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Microsoft: This'll only take 4 minutes to update.
Me by the time it's done:
Me by the time it's done:
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
Finally discovered a benefit of the open floor plan at work! I no longer care about people having loud cell phone conversations on buses! Way to go, #immersiontherapy!!!
January 23, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Finally discovered a benefit of the open floor plan at work! I no longer care about people having loud cell phone conversations on buses! Way to go, #immersiontherapy!!!
For the two closest Anytime Fitnesses, one has a bunch of campers and the other has a chronic over-cologning problem. Kind of a toss-up at the moment, but I'm leaning toward the Axe.
#eyedrops
#eyedrops
January 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
For the two closest Anytime Fitnesses, one has a bunch of campers and the other has a chronic over-cologning problem. Kind of a toss-up at the moment, but I'm leaning toward the Axe.
#eyedrops
#eyedrops
January 20, 2025 at 2:53 PM
RIP to the man and the hair.
On top of everything else, David Lynch had one of the greatest heads of hair in history.
January 16, 2025 at 10:10 PM
RIP to the man and the hair.
Credit to Bluesky, 90% of the time, the pornbot accounts are deleted before I even have the chance to check the follow notification.
January 14, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Credit to Bluesky, 90% of the time, the pornbot accounts are deleted before I even have the chance to check the follow notification.
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January 11, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Misinformation cuts both ways.
You will read countless times today that the LA mayor cut the LA Fire Department's budget by $23 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
That is a lie.
The budget was actually *increased* by $50 million.
January 9, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Misinformation cuts both ways.
My goal for 2025 involves more time spent interacting face to face with my community and less time on Facebook. Nailed it just under the wire!
#factcheckingmatters
#factcheckingmatters
January 7, 2025 at 9:57 PM
My goal for 2025 involves more time spent interacting face to face with my community and less time on Facebook. Nailed it just under the wire!
#factcheckingmatters
#factcheckingmatters
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I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.
December 30, 2024 at 2:30 PM
I continue to be deeply moved by this statement to the heavens by President Carter.
I want to give credit to the guy who just came into the men's room, utilized the urinal, and walked right out. I prefer it to dudes who make a show of getting their hands wet then drying them as if no one noticed the lack of soap. Thanks for not wasting water and paper towel, filthy guy!
December 30, 2024 at 4:41 PM
I want to give credit to the guy who just came into the men's room, utilized the urinal, and walked right out. I prefer it to dudes who make a show of getting their hands wet then drying them as if no one noticed the lack of soap. Thanks for not wasting water and paper towel, filthy guy!
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I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.
December 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.
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Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
December 11, 2024 at 12:05 AM
Thou shalt not kill' also means 'thou shalt not let profit margins decide who lives and who dies.'
Every once in a while (read: multiple times/day) my work computer runs so slowly that it reminds me of downloading music in the 90s, and rather than hurling the laptop out the window, I've chosen to revel in the nostalgia. #selfcare
December 5, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Every once in a while (read: multiple times/day) my work computer runs so slowly that it reminds me of downloading music in the 90s, and rather than hurling the laptop out the window, I've chosen to revel in the nostalgia. #selfcare
It's so windy -- How windy is it? -- It's so windy, the snow has been blown off the lake.
December 4, 2024 at 10:55 PM
It's so windy -- How windy is it? -- It's so windy, the snow has been blown off the lake.
Happy Holidays from corporate deco land!
December 2, 2024 at 4:37 PM
Happy Holidays from corporate deco land!