Barrista
@onbluskysku.bsky.social
Lawyer, Pittsburgher, reader of too few books, enjoyer of too many jokes
I'm sorry for being such a child but come on
November 21, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I'm sorry for being such a child but come on
Oh. It wasn't. She didn't sign it. She just put it there.
November 19, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Oh. It wasn't. She didn't sign it. She just put it there.
Behold, the Pittsburgh Salad:
November 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Behold, the Pittsburgh Salad:
What could Lindsey Halligan have meant by this?
November 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
What could Lindsey Halligan have meant by this?
Looking at all these cities getting cool mayors and we just get Creampie O'Connor
November 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Looking at all these cities getting cool mayors and we just get Creampie O'Connor
As a fun experiment I did check and you can make 2 Democratic seats in Utah, at least by 2020 numbers
November 11, 2025 at 4:19 PM
As a fun experiment I did check and you can make 2 Democratic seats in Utah, at least by 2020 numbers
Not quoting because this shouldn't be given more air, but this sort of stuff is vile. Blaming every bad thing in the government, no matter how far it is from Israel, on the Israel lobby is transparently antisemitic. Yes, even if you say you're not talking about jews at all. Don't be cute.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Not quoting because this shouldn't be given more air, but this sort of stuff is vile. Blaming every bad thing in the government, no matter how far it is from Israel, on the Israel lobby is transparently antisemitic. Yes, even if you say you're not talking about jews at all. Don't be cute.
The idea that a person cannot be abusive as long as they believe that what they're saying is factually true seems to concede that antebellum racists were not being abusive so long as they genuinely believed in phrenology.
November 7, 2025 at 5:04 AM
The idea that a person cannot be abusive as long as they believe that what they're saying is factually true seems to concede that antebellum racists were not being abusive so long as they genuinely believed in phrenology.
So's this guy but politics requires equal opportunity objectification
November 5, 2025 at 6:56 PM
So's this guy but politics requires equal opportunity objectification
When you're a relatively well paid civil servant living in Pentagon City and the Republicans complain about some Attorney General candidate
November 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
When you're a relatively well paid civil servant living in Pentagon City and the Republicans complain about some Attorney General candidate
Ok so it turns out I was wrong, you can make 10 Democratic districts that voted against Glenn Youngkin AND 1 one of them is majority black voters, but only if you're willing to go a bit nuts.
November 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Ok so it turns out I was wrong, you can make 10 Democratic districts that voted against Glenn Youngkin AND 1 one of them is majority black voters, but only if you're willing to go a bit nuts.
Two bullpens emptying when someone accidentally beans a guy with a ball:
November 2, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Two bullpens emptying when someone accidentally beans a guy with a ball:
SADIE WHAT THE HELL
October 29, 2025 at 3:38 PM
SADIE WHAT THE HELL
It's a reference to paintings like this from Adolf Hitler that had mistaken perspective and awkward cutoffs
October 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
It's a reference to paintings like this from Adolf Hitler that had mistaken perspective and awkward cutoffs
I see your 9 D Virginia and raise you: 10 D Virginia on the 2021 Youngkin win map
October 25, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I see your 9 D Virginia and raise you: 10 D Virginia on the 2021 Youngkin win map
When someone says there aren't Totenkopfs all over the movie Downfall so you hit em with the are you fucking kidding me stare:
October 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
When someone says there aren't Totenkopfs all over the movie Downfall so you hit em with the are you fucking kidding me stare: