Dismayed you forgot piss

Or to put it another way, if scored video game reviews only ever illuminate the inadequacy of scores when they foreground a progressive ideology, that would describe an inherent conservative bias in reviewing.

Shut the fuck up

Many bothas died to bring us this information

Can’t even post the Arrested Development “dozens of us!” joke cause there’s only three

Huge compliment

I’m still not sure

It was this or a half baked nuclear take on roguelikes. Happy Monday.

I love when my content is a return to form for my franchise

It rules, to a point. But that ending is so out of step with the rest of the thing I couldn’t bring myself to truly love it.

The way this post blooms like a flower is beautiful

This was a hard decision but my stance on the responsibilities of independent editorial right now hasn’t been subtle. While it’s not fair to expect every writer to adhere to my personal views, in a senior role I need to make choices that align with my values and hopes for games media.

This was me with Scizor

Slow and long can still be well paced though; I often use glacial as a compliment lol

RDR2 probably?

I need a Project (not the Kingdom Hearts one which is still happening I swear)