This sounds easy to fix

I get this is a Dutch ad, but it feels like the same energy, except Europeans generally love Xmas. All our silly little family traditions are great

For reasons I've been on here during the Americans' evening a lot over the last few weeks, and they're really weird about holidays. All the Thanksgiving chat was like "how to survive..." "the food is terrible and your family is awful..." Like guys, you don't have to do this?

Like one into the back of the net? :P

It's the most "damned with faint praise" quote I've heard in a long time!

I think it was one of those situations where they'd only spoken on teams and he didn't recognise her, but I think I would've died of embarrassment on the spot if it happened to me

London's unlikely to be hit unless everywhere's being hit. You need the government in tact so there's someone to surrender. Birmingham is the likliest I reckon

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I wasn't genuinely trying to work out if he was cool in the 80s...

Wow. John Major in 1989 was...cool? He looks like a detective in a gritty 70s cop show with lots of car chases

If it's set on St Patrick's Day Hans Gruber gets away with it, because John McClane is in New York, because no one flies across the country to spend St Patrick's day with their family

Cracked.com under Jason Pargin was such a good comedy site, it was an incredible blend of humour and knowledge. I used to read almost every list published (it's crap now, unfortunately)

You can with the Labour and Co-operative parties too

What have the wives and girlfriends been up to now?

Plus it's short