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holy whore androgyne - they/she
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Strong Floor, No Ceiling is considerably worse than No Rules, Just Right. Can’t believe we’re gonna lose the messaging war to Outback Steakhouse.
November 30, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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Every day I see an infographic that’s like “Oxygen Is Now Owned By SludgeCorp: How To Keep Breathing Without Letting It Drain Your Vital Essence“ and then I have to spend an hour of my precious life figuring out if it’s worth it to stop breathing
November 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i can’t believe i’m going to play fucking Metroid Prime 4 within the week
November 30, 2025 at 5:51 AM
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She protects
#makoami
October 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
shout out to Diana Ross
November 27, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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Been laughing at the idea of Trump pitching a legacy sequel where Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker hand the keys to the franchise over to their white sons
November 26, 2025 at 5:01 AM
i’m a big huge stupid fucking brain-dead idiot moron
November 26, 2025 at 10:57 PM
crazy how Super Sentai is just dead
November 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
how do we get Trump to push for putting Dune 2 back in theaters
November 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
WHEN YOU WANT TO CANCEL PLANS AND THEY ASK TO CANCEL FIRST 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳
November 25, 2025 at 12:06 AM
it is actually so fucked up that Atlus took the Persona 3 Portable soundtrack off of Spotify
November 22, 2025 at 10:29 PM
lord help me, i feel the Stranger Things fan taking over my body again
November 20, 2025 at 9:23 PM
i think a lot about the one time i dressed as a “wounded soldier/veteran” for Halloween, when i was like, 7

who the fuck let me do that
November 19, 2025 at 8:00 PM
they should put Kenan Thompson in Fortnite
November 18, 2025 at 10:16 PM
trying to check myself into a psych ward and they really basically said “eh well you’re not that suicidal yet so no”
November 18, 2025 at 7:40 PM
i just want a hug :(
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
i honestly just think i’ll never be happy again at this point

it’s been so so long
November 18, 2025 at 5:22 AM
anyone wanna donate to the “give Olive $100” fund

i heard it’s a tax write off
November 17, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
i’m seeing so many nuclearly bad takes about Metroid lately. wdym people actually want Samus to be Nintendo Boba Fett
November 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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Fun Fact: Did you know that in Japan & Europe, Neon Genesis Evangelion was called Neon Mega Drive Evangelion
November 15, 2025 at 8:19 PM
sometimes it’s ok for people to just not say anything!
November 16, 2025 at 9:43 PM
at the end of the day, i’m choosing to remain hopeful for Prime 4 bc idk what i’ll do if this game sucks y’all
best trailer we’ve seen yet for Prime 4 and people are dooming over an NPC that’ll be around for like 20 minutes
November 15, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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ngl, i can actually find politics semi tolerable when it enters the messy bitch realm
November 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM