olive
@olive.town
swooning catastrophe 🏳️⚧️
she/her, 30s, mdni
she/her, 30s, mdni
lower decks is the most honest trek because it is the only one that touches on the inevitability of people using the replicator like a coke freestyle machine
January 18, 2026 at 10:42 PM
lower decks is the most honest trek because it is the only one that touches on the inevitability of people using the replicator like a coke freestyle machine
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what if a woman was so sleepy
January 17, 2026 at 7:48 PM
what if a woman was so sleepy
girl who has been whistling jerry goldsmith's first contact theme for a week straight
January 17, 2026 at 7:53 AM
girl who has been whistling jerry goldsmith's first contact theme for a week straight
every month, americans should get to vote one congressperson into permanent exile. this will engender a healthy fear in them and also create jobs in the exile industry
January 16, 2026 at 6:14 PM
every month, americans should get to vote one congressperson into permanent exile. this will engender a healthy fear in them and also create jobs in the exile industry
best of luck to the old dude rawdogging the air in this waiting room
January 15, 2026 at 10:21 PM
best of luck to the old dude rawdogging the air in this waiting room
on the line with the world's most consternated medical booker
January 15, 2026 at 1:40 AM
on the line with the world's most consternated medical booker
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turning out the bathroom lights and saying “roz doyle” into the mirror three times hoping for an extremely 90s haunting
January 14, 2026 at 6:44 AM
turning out the bathroom lights and saying “roz doyle” into the mirror three times hoping for an extremely 90s haunting
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13 Jan 2026
January 13, 2026 at 5:40 PM
13 Jan 2026
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If you don't name your setting's first low Earth orbit space defence platform DAMOCLES STATION then what are you even doing???
January 13, 2026 at 9:36 AM
If you don't name your setting's first low Earth orbit space defence platform DAMOCLES STATION then what are you even doing???
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Using the guide is cheating, I collected all my special hot MILFs on my own with no help.
Special Hot MILF Collection Guide
January 12, 2026 at 10:00 PM
Using the guide is cheating, I collected all my special hot MILFs on my own with no help.
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LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
January 12, 2026 at 8:50 PM
LOS ANGELES: ICE is in Atwater Village today
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vibe coding (tying a hitachi between her legs while she attempts to make a webapp from scratch)
January 12, 2026 at 5:52 AM
vibe coding (tying a hitachi between her legs while she attempts to make a webapp from scratch)
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new kinds of chowder previously unknown to science
January 11, 2026 at 2:02 AM
new kinds of chowder previously unknown to science
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this is one of the dumbest fucking things i have ever read. “oh no, don’t use SWEARS”
they are murdering women in cold blood. there is military incursions in our own cities. he is threatening to bomb iran.
you are a coward. you are a bitch. you are placating fascists.
they are murdering women in cold blood. there is military incursions in our own cities. he is threatening to bomb iran.
you are a coward. you are a bitch. you are placating fascists.
Dear Democratic politicians, may I make a humble suggestion?
Stop with the constant use of the F word. Not only is it tacky, it loses its impact when you do it so much, and honestly it looks forced like you’re trying to be tough.
Just a suggestion.
Stop with the constant use of the F word. Not only is it tacky, it loses its impact when you do it so much, and honestly it looks forced like you’re trying to be tough.
Just a suggestion.
January 11, 2026 at 1:53 AM
this is one of the dumbest fucking things i have ever read. “oh no, don’t use SWEARS”
they are murdering women in cold blood. there is military incursions in our own cities. he is threatening to bomb iran.
you are a coward. you are a bitch. you are placating fascists.
they are murdering women in cold blood. there is military incursions in our own cities. he is threatening to bomb iran.
you are a coward. you are a bitch. you are placating fascists.
sexy police striptease veering hard into chief wiggum
January 10, 2026 at 8:57 PM
sexy police striptease veering hard into chief wiggum
you need to take it seriously when a cat makes a sound. you need to have a dialogue and say "expand on that" and such
January 10, 2026 at 8:53 PM
you need to take it seriously when a cat makes a sound. you need to have a dialogue and say "expand on that" and such
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Watching my wife and another man laugh at all her antics from the Cunk chair
November 18, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Watching my wife and another man laugh at all her antics from the Cunk chair
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new food pyramid looks fine to me
January 9, 2026 at 11:44 PM
new food pyramid looks fine to me
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they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
January 9, 2026 at 6:07 PM
they've got Raffi calling for regime change. something has shifted.
you're telling me this magazine forms gay men
January 9, 2026 at 4:56 AM
you're telling me this magazine forms gay men
nooooo i am out of my preferred salsa for quesadilla-making
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 AM
nooooo i am out of my preferred salsa for quesadilla-making