If she'd just straight up slept on the floor people probably would've been more willing to have sex with her

Last time I was in the city I grew up in I didn't hear a single person scream racial or gender based slurs out of a moving car and it made me feel a million years old

It's such an absolutely monstrous failure that the feds have seemingly never tried to bring these maniacs to justice?

In all sincerity I do believe these two women deserve to be drone'd live on television

This is how Jonathan Franzen writes sex scenes

People say you don't want to spend time as a middling team that makes the playoffs but has no chance at a title but at least then nobody will look at you the way they look at Sacramento and the Wiz

Begging Ryan Grim to only talk foreign policy

he respects hot confident people and absolutely no one else