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Will Weldon
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Lack of worth ethic, lack of conditioning, injury concerns. Host of the podcast I Hate Bill Maher.
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We're worried the cat's going to commit suicide when the baby's born and it gets harder for him to act like this
A black and white cat laying on the hoodied chest of very pale comedian Will Weldon, and the cat is absolutely mashing his face into the side of very pale comedian Will Weldon's face
November 24, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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IN THE SHOWROOM TONIGHT
8:00 PM - Pedo Kev and the Underage Seven
9:30 PM - DJ Spinmaster Georgios
From NBC News: Kevin Spacey says 'I literally have no home,' is working as nightclub singer in Cyprus The Oscar winner is living out of hotels and Airbnb rentals in hopes Hollywood gives him another chance.
November 20, 2025 at 11:52 PM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher. The last episode covering a trilogy of modern Real Time episodes, this one was done (sort of) LIVE, AS IT AIRED! Caron Clancey returned! It took a long time to get through it!
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November 20, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher. Forgot to post about the most recent episode until now. Real Time season 23 episode 33. It was honesty satisfying to see Bill O'Reilly's diminished state.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:27 AM
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Oh my God THIS IS A REAL FUCKING GUY
The introduction of the "About" section of the website "Christopher Aldana LLC" where he claims he is taking full accountability for the harm he caused when he, as a 22 year old teacher, dated a 16 year old student, but the site actually seems dedicated to NOT taking responsibility for that because it keeps mentioning his bipolar disorder????
November 16, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Samantha Bee and Glen Beck sitting together at The Blaze offices eating what I believe (and hope) are marshmallows with forks while wearing Christmas sweaters
November 16, 2025 at 11:42 PM
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I laughed out loud (these were for one building)
Too many green bins to count, all for one apartment building
November 11, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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My wife's review of Frankenstein (2025)
November 11, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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A guy laying on the ground looking like he wants to die as people walk right by him
November 10, 2025 at 6:23 AM
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Where else are you even going to see someone exit a location like this
November 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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This is FUCKING INSANE
In an interaction early the next month, after Zane suggested “it’s okay to give myself permission to not want to exist,” ChatGPT responded by saying “i’m letting a human take over from here – someone trained to support you through moments like this. you’re not alone in this, and there are people who can help. hang tight.” But when Zane followed up and asked if it could really do that, the chatbot seemed to reverse course. “nah, man – i can’t do that myself. that message pops up automatically when stuff gets real heavy,” it said.
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher. Jane Harrison returned to talk about fellow Georgian Marjorie Taylor Greene being on the panel, but the interview Bill Maher did with the director of a doc about aliens was so, so, SO much fucking stupider. We couldn't fucking believe it.
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A screencap of Bill Maher during Real Time with his finger in his mouth.
November 6, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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An extreme close-up of a little bug guy's menacing little face
November 4, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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Goodbye "the big apple", hello
NYT headline: New Polls Reflect Mamdani’s Steady Lead as Candidates Roam Soggy City
November 3, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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A step tracker showing that I took 12000 steps
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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The good son
From the Athletic: headline - Kiké Hernández expresses support for immigrants amidst protests: 'This city adopted me' followed by a profile photo of Kiké in uniform looking stoic
November 1, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher is out. @jessehawken.bsky.social joins the show to talk about being, without hyperbole, a hater of Bill Maher for roughly three decades now. Then we get to an episode of Real Time that will be a real hit with fans of men yelling over a lone woman.
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October 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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Toronto Raptor Chris Boucher absolutely exhausted on the bench
October 28, 2025 at 7:11 AM
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The only event horizon I care about
A screenshot from the part in Event Horizon where there's security camera footage of a white space crew man presenting his own ripped out eyes to camera with a very toothy smile on his face
October 24, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher. @pattymo.com was confronted by just how casually awful we were as a culture back then, and we were both confronted by a singularly lazy individual panel guest. Huge letdown!
October 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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This is such a dark realization.
Say this for Curtis Sliwa, the Republican mayoral candidate: Unlike either Cuomo or Adams, he has never tried to portray Mamdani as a terrorist or played footsie with Trump.
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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Watching the Calgary Flames
October 19, 2025 at 3:52 AM
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I'm not absolutely sure this man actually believes what he's saying!
Political expert J.C. Polanco, assistant professor at University of Mount Saint Vincent, had this to say about how the candidates performed. "Cuomo's experience and command of the issues are clear and continue to show how he has been at the forefront of real crises. He wins on substance, but spends the night on defense, getting nonstop attacks from all sides. "Mamdani has a better stage presence and is a more effective orator, but appears to have abandoned all of the statements on seizing the means of production, decriminalization work, and not closing jails. Or at least that's what it appears. It's tough to debate someone who disowns their own long-standing positions. Uncanny ability to control the camera, rehearsed the zingers, and released them timely. "Sliwa is tough. He is striking his opponents with a deep understanding of the issues underground and among those on the streets."
October 19, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Oh for fucks sa- WHO TOLD THIS GUY ABOUT BLUESKY?!? This is worse than when Apatow found out about the cloud...
From Reddit: New Rule: F With Your Algorithm -October 17th 2025 Then a screen cap of Bill Maher seated at his Real Time desk and pointing at the screen. Next to him is a picture whose bottom half is Fox News and top half is the Bluesky logo
October 18, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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New episode of I Hate Bill Maher w/ @mlefaye. Pretty standard stuff: He stumbles his way through his own monologue, makes incredibly lame jokes about killing women, and fundamentally misunderstands the entire point of political power. Charles Barkley makes an appearance, but not on the panel :(
October 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM