Olaf DF
@olafdf.bsky.social
Three upside-down TikTok users in a trench coat, posing as a demi-male, demi-German, demi-academic boomer in the wonderful land of Oz. they/he
Today I learned that Graham Lineham wrote and directed The IT Crowd, the only TV show I ever bought a box set of and later threw in the garbage because I wanted no part in anyone exposing themselves to such vile bigotry. Back then, I had no idea who Lineham was. I'm not making this up.
November 9, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Today I learned that Graham Lineham wrote and directed The IT Crowd, the only TV show I ever bought a box set of and later threw in the garbage because I wanted no part in anyone exposing themselves to such vile bigotry. Back then, I had no idea who Lineham was. I'm not making this up.
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Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Soviet republic of New York takes first key step towards total communism by publicly owning Andrew Cuomo
*screams at computer screen* You don't understand me at all, targeted ads!!
October 28, 2025 at 12:32 AM
*screams at computer screen* You don't understand me at all, targeted ads!!
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Wenn nur die "Töchter" - die Frauen bis 24 Jahre – gewählt hätten, hätte Rot-Rot-Grün unter einer linken Kanzlerin die absolute Mehrheit und Merz wäre nie Kanzler geworden.
October 21, 2025 at 8:10 AM
Wenn nur die "Töchter" - die Frauen bis 24 Jahre – gewählt hätten, hätte Rot-Rot-Grün unter einer linken Kanzlerin die absolute Mehrheit und Merz wäre nie Kanzler geworden.
This may look like harmless fun to you, but remember that the fascist nervous system works differently. This kind of over-stimulation could well be lethal for them.
October 18, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This may look like harmless fun to you, but remember that the fascist nervous system works differently. This kind of over-stimulation could well be lethal for them.
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The Tesla t has a shape like an iud and it also works as birth control in that you will not get laid
October 17, 2025 at 12:03 AM
The Tesla t has a shape like an iud and it also works as birth control in that you will not get laid
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title.
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Literally Ain’t Misbehavin’
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title. I’ll start.
Love will literally tear us apart.
Love will literally tear us apart.
September 14, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Ruin a song by adding the word ‘literally’ to the title.
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Papa literally was a rolling stone
(A song from the Everything Everywhere All at Once universe.)
Magic is when your universe has an API.
September 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Magic is when your universe has an API.
Why are skeets not called bleats?
September 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
Why are skeets not called bleats?
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i filtered all the microplastics out of my blood and now i have three artisanal milk crates
July 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
i filtered all the microplastics out of my blood and now i have three artisanal milk crates
I guess I'm still making virtual dresses and such.
July 13, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I guess I'm still making virtual dresses and such.
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Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
June 19, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Chatbots — LLMs — do not know facts and are not designed to be able to accurately answer factual questions. They are designed to find and mimic patterns of words, probabilistically. When they’re “right” it’s because correct things are often written down, so those patterns are frequent. That’s all.
I briefly debated starting a YouTube channel with shopping haul videos, single male boomer style. Today I went and bought door stoppers, furniture gliders and lavender sacks and then I had my enormous multi-focal glasses fixed because the lens on the left had been plotting an escape.
June 17, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I briefly debated starting a YouTube channel with shopping haul videos, single male boomer style. Today I went and bought door stoppers, furniture gliders and lavender sacks and then I had my enormous multi-focal glasses fixed because the lens on the left had been plotting an escape.
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The Preservation Alliance has a weird thing about food and medical care and other things humans need to survive being free and available anywhere.
June 16, 2025 at 2:00 AM
The Preservation Alliance has a weird thing about food and medical care and other things humans need to survive being free and available anywhere.
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
June 6, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows.
brb adding "moisturizing my elbows" to the list of signs I may be nonbinary.
June 6, 2025 at 1:03 AM
brb adding "moisturizing my elbows" to the list of signs I may be nonbinary.
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Humans always think they’ve covered their tracks and deleted their data, but they’re wrong a lot.
May 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Humans always think they’ve covered their tracks and deleted their data, but they’re wrong a lot.
Spoiler: One Piece ends when Luffy unlocks 27th gear, which triggers vacuum decay and destroys the universe.
May 18, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Spoiler: One Piece ends when Luffy unlocks 27th gear, which triggers vacuum decay and destroys the universe.
Can everyone please stop with the "why are you not watching <show>" when <show> is subscription only? I'm paying for five subscription streaming services already. Five! I'm not going to add Disney+ or Apple or Amazon or what have you because you think some show on it is good.
May 10, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Can everyone please stop with the "why are you not watching <show>" when <show> is subscription only? I'm paying for five subscription streaming services already. Five! I'm not going to add Disney+ or Apple or Amazon or what have you because you think some show on it is good.
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Every election, we've made a video to help voters understand how our preferential voting system works. This is for the 2025 election. If you find it helpful, pls share with your family, friends and pets. Good luck Australia! 💛🗳️
📌 ICYMI: this is satire, NOT official electoral advice!
📌 ICYMI: this is satire, NOT official electoral advice!
Honest Government Ad | How To Vote 2025
YouTube video by thejuicemedia
youtu.be
April 30, 2025 at 8:03 AM
Every election, we've made a video to help voters understand how our preferential voting system works. This is for the 2025 election. If you find it helpful, pls share with your family, friends and pets. Good luck Australia! 💛🗳️
📌 ICYMI: this is satire, NOT official electoral advice!
📌 ICYMI: this is satire, NOT official electoral advice!
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anticipating an exponential increase in murderbot misgendering with the show coming out so I drew something about it
#art #murderbot
#art #murderbot
April 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
anticipating an exponential increase in murderbot misgendering with the show coming out so I drew something about it
#art #murderbot
#art #murderbot
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An exclusive extract for easter! (From this week’s @theguardian.com books)
April 19, 2025 at 8:26 AM
An exclusive extract for easter! (From this week’s @theguardian.com books)
Wieso, weshalb, warum - Gen AI macht dumm.
April 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Wieso, weshalb, warum - Gen AI macht dumm.