Julia
@okjules.bsky.social
Universally beloved writer, producer, and comedian.
Previously writer and co-EP on Desus & Mero.
Previously writer and co-EP on Desus & Mero.
really enjoying Heated Rivalry, or as I call it, Hockey Tuah
December 8, 2025 at 10:15 PM
really enjoying Heated Rivalry, or as I call it, Hockey Tuah
Gone? Claude.
Tan?
Damn.
Tan?
Damn.
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Gone? Claude.
Tan?
Damn.
Tan?
Damn.
If there’s one thing we can learn from these emails, it’s that Jeffrey Epstein desperately needed Grammarly !
November 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If there’s one thing we can learn from these emails, it’s that Jeffrey Epstein desperately needed Grammarly !
He really meant it when he said stand back and stand by
incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM
He really meant it when he said stand back and stand by
Folks he’s got a Mamdate
November 5, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Folks he’s got a Mamdate
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Women don’t like the vehicle
I wish Stephen Miller a really hard and shitty Yom Kippur fast
October 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
I wish Stephen Miller a really hard and shitty Yom Kippur fast
Pete Hegseth is the kind of man who punches holes in drywall when he’s angry
September 30, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Pete Hegseth is the kind of man who punches holes in drywall when he’s angry
Congratulations to all of the comics who booked Guantanamo Coachella
September 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Congratulations to all of the comics who booked Guantanamo Coachella
Roast Hashana
You guys do yourself a favor and look at what Eric Adams wore to Rosh Hashanah services at the Sephardic Lebanese Congregation
September 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Roast Hashana
I would bet billions of dollars that Trump doesn’t know how tennis is scored.
September 7, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I would bet billions of dollars that Trump doesn’t know how tennis is scored.
Can AI suffer? Does my Roku have a crush on me? Is my AC unit in a love triangle with my smeg toaster and the Dyson?
August 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Can AI suffer? Does my Roku have a crush on me? Is my AC unit in a love triangle with my smeg toaster and the Dyson?
She said I’ll show you that sour cream and CHEDDAR
Breaking News: A close adviser to Mayor Eric Adams was suspended from his campaign after trying to give a journalist cash inside a potato chip bag.
Adams Adviser Suspended From Campaign After Giving Cash to Reporter
A campaign volunteer for Mayor Eric Adams of New York was suspended after giving a journalist cash in a potato chip bag.
nyti.ms
August 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
She said I’ll show you that sour cream and CHEDDAR
Ok by far the craziest part of Weapons is that we’re supposed to believe Josh Brolin is the dad of a NINE YEAR OLD
August 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Ok by far the craziest part of Weapons is that we’re supposed to believe Josh Brolin is the dad of a NINE YEAR OLD
Me:
My Mother: the older sister of a kid you went to high school with died in May!!!
My Mother: the older sister of a kid you went to high school with died in May!!!
August 5, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Me:
My Mother: the older sister of a kid you went to high school with died in May!!!
My Mother: the older sister of a kid you went to high school with died in May!!!
Amen.
The mass starvation & killing of Palestinians in Gaza at the hands of the Israeli gov’t is a chillul hashem, a desecration of God.
Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.
forward.com/opinion/7575...
Jewish leaders who criticized Zohran Mamdani for three words he doesn’t use should raise their voices loudly here as well.
forward.com/opinion/7575...
Gaza is starving. Where are the American Jewish leaders?
A fear of being labelled antisemitic still deters American Jews and Jewish institutions from taking a position that is morally correct.
forward.com
July 24, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Amen.
Paramount is about to accidentally remake Network with this Colbert decision
July 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Paramount is about to accidentally remake Network with this Colbert decision
More like….
Shai Gorgeous-Alexander
Shai Gorgeous-Alexander
June 12, 2025 at 2:28 AM
More like….
Shai Gorgeous-Alexander
Shai Gorgeous-Alexander
Did I see “Mountainhead” on HBO? you mean “Men Talking”?
June 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Did I see “Mountainhead” on HBO? you mean “Men Talking”?
Would be very funny if all the recent air travel issues were caused by Nathan Fielder
May 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Would be very funny if all the recent air travel issues were caused by Nathan Fielder
Go Knicks (I’m holding a prayer circle at my subway stop)
May 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Go Knicks (I’m holding a prayer circle at my subway stop)
Your mom got an 8 minute standing ovation at Cannes
May 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Your mom got an 8 minute standing ovation at Cannes
I’m hearing new Pope makes a cameo on Season 4 of The Bear
May 8, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I’m hearing new Pope makes a cameo on Season 4 of The Bear
Hearing reports the new pope is Jewish
May 8, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Hearing reports the new pope is Jewish