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Artair Geal
@ohbear.wtf
Organic. Carbon-based. Ursine. Possibly minty.

🏴‍☠️ WordPress: https://werebear.net
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I'm mostly on Mastodon.
At the risk of making a political joke, I'm guessing he's a "Blue Dog Democrat."
February 11, 2026 at 4:30 AM
"Stories for men, by men, about men!"

Yeah, this reminds me of an old Lexx episode... or at least its ending.

youtu.be/7zTFS11QOts?...
Lexx S2 E7
YouTube video by Hr Oldemyr
youtu.be
February 11, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Wait a minute... there's no air in space. Did the Air-Bandits steal it all? I'm so confused.
February 11, 2026 at 4:22 AM
Sadly, the script used for this issue was the basis for Together. That's why she's flying across the room.
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
"I was kneeling at church on Sunday, and I asked 'Lord, why don't people appreciate the importance of Just-in-Time Logistics? And a ray of light descended upon me, followed by a booming voice. 'Spread my gospel using Salesforce,' it said. Our savior is so wise!"
February 8, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"Should someone intervene?" What, like A Boy and His Dog "intervene"? And not every man is worth breeding to "save their genes." I am gaily taking my father's screwed-up bloodline to the grave with me.
February 5, 2026 at 1:00 AM
TBA 2: Electric Boogaloo.

(You knew someone was going to post that. Be honest.)
February 4, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Absolutely iconic in all the best ways. ❤️
February 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
Proto-Betty and Australopithecus Veronicus.

Also: the patrons have every right to be angry at a Reggie/Jughead transporter accident splashing them with hot batter from all angles.
February 2, 2026 at 1:52 AM