At the risk of making a political joke, I'm guessing he's a "Blue Dog Democrat."

"Stories for men, by men, about men!"

Yeah, this reminds me of an old Lexx episode... or at least its ending.

youtu.be/7zTFS11QOts?...

Wait a minute... there's no air in space. Did the Air-Bandits steal it all? I'm so confused.

Sadly, the script used for this issue was the basis for Together. That's why she's flying across the room.

"I was kneeling at church on Sunday, and I asked 'Lord, why don't people appreciate the importance of Just-in-Time Logistics? And a ray of light descended upon me, followed by a booming voice. 'Spread my gospel using Salesforce,' it said. Our savior is so wise!"

"Should someone intervene?" What, like A Boy and His Dog "intervene"? And not every man is worth breeding to "save their genes." I am gaily taking my father's screwed-up bloodline to the grave with me.

TBA 2: Electric Boogaloo.

(You knew someone was going to post that. Be honest.)

Absolutely iconic in all the best ways. ❤️

Proto-Betty and Australopithecus Veronicus.

Also: the patrons have every right to be angry at a Reggie/Jughead transporter accident splashing them with hot batter from all angles.