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Artair Geal
@ohbear.wtf
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Organic. Carbon-based. Ursine. Possibly minty.

🏴‍☠️ WordPress: https://werebear.net
🐘 Mastodon: @[email protected]

I'm mostly on Mastodon.
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ohbear.wtf
The press has done an outstanding job showing how Melania: the Motion Picture is as vapid as Melania: the Mail-Order First Lady.
www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/o...
Some theaters showing "Melania" were so empty that wags suggested that undocumented immigrants should hide out there. Reviews are brutal: The Independent said the first lady came across as "a preening, scowling void of pure nothingness in this ghastly bit of propaganda." The Guardian dismissed the movie as "gilded trash," and Variety asked, "Why would Amazon spend $75 million on a movie this boring?" (I think we all know the answer to that.)
February 3, 2026 at 5:34 PM
ohbear.wtf
Extremely relatable.
Loving Someone with Anxiety Means Remembering This: • They're not overthinking to be difficult - their brain is scanning for danger even when none is there. • Their worries aren't pointless - it is a learned self-protection pattern attempting to keep them safe. • When they ask for reassurance, it isn't to doubt you - it's a coping strategy their nervous system uses to feel safe, seen, and loved. • They're not trying to be negative - anxiety makes every "what if" feel like a real possibility. • If they take longer to decide, it's not indecision - it's weighing 47 outcomes you don't even see. • When they cancel plans last-minute, it's not flakiness - it's their nervous system saying, "I'm overwhelmed" or "This feels too scary." • They're not consciously trying to control everything - unpredictability just feels scary • They're not being "too sensitive" - their system feels things deeply and notices what others overlook. • They really don't want to worry this much - but, their nervous system has become habituated to being on constant alert DR. KELLY VINCENT
December 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
ohbear.wtf
I picked up Donald Trump for a short drive today.

He was at the gas station, looking all confused. So I scraped him up and took him to the Dollar Store that went out of business thanks to his tariffs.

It was that or a local homeless camp. He'd be at home in either.
#MAGA #Trump #Republicans
An "I did that!" sticker of Donald Trump pointing upward. Someone affixed it to a gas pump such that the finger indicates the current price. An "I did that!" sticker of Donald Trump over the "for lease" sign at a former Dollar Store. Trump-o-nomics drove it out of business. The sticker points at the words even though it is functionally illiterate.
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
ohbear.wtf
And here's the playlist!
Replay Top Songs 2025 1 The Band CAMINO Baggy Jeans 6 The Band CAMINO Infinity 2 The Band CAMINO Limbo 7 Billie Eilish BIRDS OF A FEATHER 3 Destryur & Faith In ... Morbid 8 Beastie Boys Ch-Check It Out 4 No Doubt Hella Good 9 Beastie Boys Body Movin' 5 Our Last Night BIRDS OF A FEATHER 10 • Destryur Death by Video NOD 𣊭c ROC NODOL Music DRES
December 2, 2025 at 10:42 PM
ohbear.wtf
Time for #Apple #Music's annual review of my weird, eclectic listening habits.
December 2, 2025 at 10:39 PM
ohbear.wtf
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
Talyn from Farscape. The Master's TARDIS circa the 1980s. The USS Discovery, mid-jump. The Blackbear, my custom corvette in No Man's Sky.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
ohbear.wtf
Watched #RiffTrax Flight to Hell on Saturday. Did you know my favorite movies are Alien and John Carpenter's The Thing? So each time FtH ripped off a line from Aliens, The Thing, or a related film, a little bit of me died inside.

Example: does this screen seem a little similar to one in FtH?
A computer screen from John Carpenter's The Thing. "Probability that one or more team members may be infected by intruder organism: -75%." "(blue cell) > Cell >Dog (red cell) > Cell > Intruder" "(single blue cell)" "Projection: if intruder organism reaches civilized areas... entire world population infected 27,000 hours from first contact."
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 PM
ohbear.wtf
Welcome to the fleet, Normandy. #NMS Beachhead Expedition (Redux) complete!

#NoMansSky #MassEffect #N7Day #Gaming
The Normandy entering the No Man's Sky universe. A statistical breakdown of the Normandy's specifications. "Excavator Bear_Gone_Wild Quicksilver #214,548,942 0 43,579 3495 Mass Accelerator Cannon +6 Combat Deep Scout Prototype +15 Combat Long-Range FTL Capacity -3% Expedition Duration NORMANDY SRI Internal Emission Sink Silent Running Capability En Tantalus Drive +15 Exploration ] PREVIOUS NEXT SSV Normandy SR1 Stealth Reconnaissance Frigate * DEEP SCOUT PROTOTYPE CLASS * Combat • Exploration Industrial # Trade Expeditions Times Damaged Command Design Notes Notes Fuel Requirements 3 tonnes / 250 LY PROGRESS TO NEXT RANK 540 Successful Encounters 30 22 7 7 32 1 Under VI control Sleek arcs Needs aquarium 6% DISMISS Remove frigate from fleet RETURN"
November 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
ohbear.wtf
The rewards for the latest #NMS expedition, Breach, included a whole lot of new Atlas-themed corvette parts. So I ripped apart my ship's exterior and rebuilt it with those parts. The Blackbear now looks much leaner and meaner!

#NoMansSky #Gaming #PS5 #PlayStation
The Blackbear’s old design. A large, black corvette rests in a field of red grass with my character standing in front of it, clad in stone armor. The Blackbear’s new design, including two recently-added jet trails. It’s far more sharp and angular with red lighting effects. The Blackbear’s new design, minus two additional thruster trails I added later. It’s far more sharp and angular with red lighting effects.
November 7, 2025 at 8:31 PM
ohbear.wtf
Happy #Halloween! This year's jack-o'-lantern is a tribute to the Atlas in honor of the No Man's Sky "Breach" expedition. Would work better with a redder light, though!

nomanssky.fandom.com/wiki/The_Atlas

blog.playstation.com/2025/10/22/n...
October 31, 2025 at 3:59 PM
ohbear.wtf
Stop scrolling and post two characters that bring you happiness.
Delirium of the Endless and Barnabas.
October 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
ohbear.wtf
Yeah, they're kinda adorable. ❤️

Our security camera caught this moment during the summer months.
September 13, 2025 at 6:03 PM
ohbear.wtf
All right, who cast Wall of Fog on my neighborhood?
A foggy view of my neighborhood.
September 13, 2025 at 3:46 PM
ohbear.wtf
I'm trying my "Valhalla Blend" home-brewed absinthe after two months of steeping. I cut this glass 50/50 with water and sweetened it with simple syrup.

The flavor is interesting, but I have to sip this stuff very slowly. The base is pure moonshine -- literally.
A glass of orange-colored absinthe on a dark wooden side table.
August 16, 2025 at 3:27 AM
ohbear.wtf
Current mood.
An ice cream-filled fish pastry with the mouth bitten out of it. The fish looks like it's screaming.
July 2, 2025 at 6:20 PM
ohbear.wtf
I used to run with a pretty tough gang when I was younger.
Flash Gordon, Dr. Zarkov, Prince Thun, and Dale Arden from The New Adventures of Flash Gordon (1979).
June 24, 2025 at 5:27 PM
ohbear.wtf
Went to the #Oregon Renaissance Faire with @Augie yesterday. We had a grand time! I drank apple mead, bought an absinthe kit (more on that later), and met an iguana in chainmail. Fun times!
A pizza stall and a stall for "The Eggroll People" at the Oregon Renfaire food court. A sachet of herbs with a business card attached. Le Loup Garau Alchemi THE TRUE HOME OF MAKE-YOUR-OWN ABSINTHE SIMON & AMY HUNTLEY FORTHEABSINTHEMINDED@GMAIL.COM WWW.FACEBOOK.COM/LELOUPGAROUALCHEMY www.LELOUPGAROUALCHEMY.COM INSTAGRAM: LE_LOUP_GAROU_ALCHEMY Tik Tok: @LLG_ALCHEMY 316-648-4262 Augie standing in the crowd at the Oregon Renfaire. An iguana in a little chainmail vest.
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 PM
ohbear.wtf
Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
From today's CNN front page: "Trump 'very disappointed' in Musk after bill criticisms." The next article after that has a headline which reads "President suggests Musk has 'Trump derangement syndrome.'"
June 5, 2025 at 5:34 PM
ohbear.wtf
#Adobe, honey, we need to talk about your obsession with pushing #AI at people for stupid reasons. Yes, dear. It's a long PDF. It's filled with big words! May I read them in peace, please?
“This appears to be a long document. Save time by reading a summary.”
May 23, 2025 at 9:12 PM
ohbear.wtf
Artificial intelligence for a genuinely-stupid memoir.
First Lady Melania Trump unveils Al-narrated audiobook version of her memoir From CNN's Donald Judd First Lady Melania Trump announced the release of an Al-narrated version of her memoir Thursday, saying on X that it is "narrated entirely using artificial intelligence in my own voice." Dubbing it a "NEW ERA," Trump added: "Let the future of publishing begin." Trump released her memoir in October 2024, writing ahead of its release that writing it "has been a deeply and reflective journey for me." The Al-generated audio book is now available for purchase. "Melania: The Audiobook is narrated using artificial intelligence audio technology," a statementposted to the first lady's personal website says. "The narrator is an Al-generated replica of Melania Trump's voice, created under Mrs. Trump's direction and supervision."
May 23, 2025 at 2:27 PM
ohbear.wtf
I only drink at the classiest joints.
#Vault31
A rubber chicken on a bar top. The sign beside it reads "squeeze cock for service."
April 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
ohbear.wtf
No cheating, your last saved celeb pic is your therapist.
Karl Urban as Billy Butcher: "Just quit being a cunt."
April 5, 2025 at 4:46 PM
ohbear.wtf
I applied to an #AI tutor job out of desperation since I need luxuries like food and shelter. During the assessment, my subconscious said “check that company name again, pal."

It's #xAI, Elon Musk's ugly puppy.

I deleted my responses and told the recruiter to remove me from consideration.
To Whom It May Concern: I should have read the "Al Tutor" job listing more thoroughly. During my initial review of its contents, I failed to correlate the company name with Elon Musk. Like many IT workers, l've been out of work almost two years now and need a job. But I'd rather leave the industry altogether than help your boss continue wrecking the world. -Cameron Bear
March 20, 2025 at 7:06 PM
ohbear.wtf
Okay, this is baffling. I can only assume it's some kind of #AI bullshit. I was listening to a synthwave playlist and wanted to add a song to my library. Every time I search on this upbeat, instrumental-only song, #AppleMusic asks if I need suicide prevention resources. WTF?
A search for the song "Neuroc" by Interferon. A prompt after the query reads "If you or someone you know needs help, support is available."
March 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
ohbear.wtf
Oh, nice. Someone at the #DoD stalked my #LinkedIn profile. That's wholesome and not at all unnerving.
A list of companies that browsed my LinkedIn profile. The United States Department of Defense is third.
February 27, 2025 at 8:16 PM