The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
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i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
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On MLK Day, we’re reminded that democracy isn’t sustained by volume or force, but by moral restraint and courage. Dr. King taught us that power without conscience corrodes a nation. In moments of strain, we HONOR him by choosing dignity, truth, and justice anyway.
January 19, 2026 at 10:32 PM
On MLK Day, we’re reminded that democracy isn’t sustained by volume or force, but by moral restraint and courage. Dr. King taught us that power without conscience corrodes a nation. In moments of strain, we HONOR him by choosing dignity, truth, and justice anyway.
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saw this going around! sounds fun.
January 18, 2026 at 9:57 PM
saw this going around! sounds fun.
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In a tumultuous year for the electric-vehicle market in the United States, the Tesla Cybertruck fared particularly poorly.
insideevs.com/news/784715/...
insideevs.com/news/784715/...
The Tesla Cybertruck Had The Biggest Sales Crash Of Any EV In 2025
The Cybertruck was America's best-selling electric pickup in 2024. The next year, sales fell by half, according to industry estimates.
insideevs.com
January 18, 2026 at 3:00 PM
In a tumultuous year for the electric-vehicle market in the United States, the Tesla Cybertruck fared particularly poorly.
insideevs.com/news/784715/...
insideevs.com/news/784715/...
everyone meet my nephew
did someone say
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January 18, 2026 at 1:18 AM
everyone meet my nephew
what happens if you snort an unpopped kernel
January 17, 2026 at 11:56 PM
what happens if you snort an unpopped kernel
btw if i like your posts about food just know i have no intention of making it, i'm just kinda proud that a random stranger did and it's cool to look at
January 17, 2026 at 11:44 PM
btw if i like your posts about food just know i have no intention of making it, i'm just kinda proud that a random stranger did and it's cool to look at
that was fun i guess
composer cooked with this one
January 17, 2026 at 8:29 AM
that was fun i guess
i need to learn hockey real quick, good thing there's a new show for it
January 17, 2026 at 7:16 AM
i need to learn hockey real quick, good thing there's a new show for it
also new harry potter album incoming
January 17, 2026 at 5:25 AM
also new harry potter album incoming
it's totally a coincidence right
January 17, 2026 at 5:24 AM
it's totally a coincidence right
well that's enough internet for me tonight
January 16, 2026 at 4:44 AM
well that's enough internet for me tonight
how did it get all of my weaknesses right and literally nothing else
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
![Veggie ID
Leek
Drawing of a smiling leek
Strengths: Beautiful smile, extremely good at listening, remarkable work life balance
Weakness: laughs at a joke 11 minutes later, has a hard time opening up, oblivious to all romantic signs
"I like your outfit today" "[insert anything] type beat"
Alignment: Lawful 55%, Neutral 35%, Chaotic 5% Good 70% Neutral 20% Evil 10%
Hidden talent: very good at driving, GOOD AT TEXTING
Peer reviews: "How do they make it look so easy?" Napa cabbage
"I somehow want to be them but not want to be them at the same time" Broccoli](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6vcyzfgiyk2n7jzxajtfk7vy/bafkreih2wajxyo2uk5wns4q5ageqhnjh5k3fefvifuznb67kw2mqdt2sdi@jpeg)
January 16, 2026 at 3:39 AM
how did it get all of my weaknesses right and literally nothing else
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
sophie006liu.github.io/vegetal/
i posted way too much today ugh
January 15, 2026 at 7:12 AM
i posted way too much today ugh
(me, having not seen any of euphoria) when season 3 drops can someone edit all the sydney sweeney parts out because that plotline with zendaya and the jeeps and weird desert dealer dudes looks ridiculous and i'm actually really interested
January 15, 2026 at 7:07 AM
(me, having not seen any of euphoria) when season 3 drops can someone edit all the sydney sweeney parts out because that plotline with zendaya and the jeeps and weird desert dealer dudes looks ridiculous and i'm actually really interested
there goes greenland ig
Venezuela war powers resolution fails in Senate as 2 Republicans bow to Trump pressure
Senate Republicans have voted to dismiss a war powers resolution that would have limited President Donald Trump’s ability to conduct further attacks on Venezuela.
apnews.com
January 15, 2026 at 4:17 AM
there goes greenland ig
oh no i don't have enough disk space for the AI update. what shall i do
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
oh no i don't have enough disk space for the AI update. what shall i do
saving this for my list to santa
A motorized hand that oozes lotion from its pores, patented today.
US 12520926
US 12520926
January 14, 2026 at 10:34 PM
saving this for my list to santa
TIL there's such thing as "historic window panes." oh no. anyway
Grand jury indicts suspect in vandalism of Vice President JD Vance’s Ohio home
A grand jury has indicted the individual accused of vandalizing Vice President JD Vance's home in Ohio and causing other property damage on federal charges.
apnews.com
January 14, 2026 at 9:39 PM
TIL there's such thing as "historic window panes." oh no. anyway
look out humanoids, i'm getting the rust scraped off today. you can't resist my beauty
January 14, 2026 at 9:27 PM
look out humanoids, i'm getting the rust scraped off today. you can't resist my beauty
*flirting* i'll listen to benson boone in target so you don't have to
January 14, 2026 at 5:54 AM
*flirting* i'll listen to benson boone in target so you don't have to
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this is great, and today's a great day for it.
audio-only, trt: 1:32:52
audio-only, trt: 1:32:52
Part One: How The Dilbert Guy Lost His Mind | BEHIND THE BASTARDS
YouTube video by Behind the Bastards
youtu.be
January 13, 2026 at 4:48 PM
this is great, and today's a great day for it.
audio-only, trt: 1:32:52
audio-only, trt: 1:32:52
ok i need to actually watch the first episode now
it's mostly four-player chess but with cards for some reason. seems like a cool thing to bring to a party to make myself look smarter than everyone and then it backfires horribly and i lose five times in a row
The Queen's Gambit: The Board Game
Think three moves ahead to outperform others on the chessboard.
boardgamegeek.com
January 13, 2026 at 6:44 AM
ok i need to actually watch the first episode now
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THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT NOOOOW!!!! IM RUNNING TO THE BANK WHO IS WITH ME!?!?!??!?
January 12, 2026 at 3:21 AM
THE BANKS ARE OUT OF MONEY TAKE YOUR MONEY OUT NOOOOW!!!! IM RUNNING TO THE BANK WHO IS WITH ME!?!?!??!?
how fast would it take netflix with ads to get insanely annoying
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
how fast would it take netflix with ads to get insanely annoying
so i do have nutritious food but i don't like any of it, should i go to the store and buy junk that i love
January 13, 2026 at 12:30 AM
so i do have nutritious food but i don't like any of it, should i go to the store and buy junk that i love