The Official Migraine-Afflicted Cybertruck
@off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue
i'm just a non-bulletproof boi
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
Deplorean is my favorite nicknames bc i crushed on that so hard
profile pic by @empressedyn.bsky.social
how is olivia rodrigo more horny than billie eilish
(i'm like 1/3 femcel according to this 😔)
(i'm like 1/3 femcel according to this 😔)
January 26, 2026 at 9:51 AM
how is olivia rodrigo more horny than billie eilish
(i'm like 1/3 femcel according to this 😔)
(i'm like 1/3 femcel according to this 😔)
not-valid crashout
January 25, 2026 at 8:46 AM
not-valid crashout
might just take a break bc i feel like i've been monitoring social media all day just to get reliable news
January 25, 2026 at 8:41 AM
might just take a break bc i feel like i've been monitoring social media all day just to get reliable news
wouldn't it still be murder even if he didn't
January 24, 2026 at 7:14 PM
wouldn't it still be murder even if he didn't
i already saw three separate angles on reddit (which is taking them down at light speed)
January 24, 2026 at 6:45 PM
i already saw three separate angles on reddit (which is taking them down at light speed)
what fell on the ground at 0:05 ? someone kicked it away a few seconds later
January 24, 2026 at 6:40 PM
what fell on the ground at 0:05 ? someone kicked it away a few seconds later
seriously Minneapolis should be the trending topic right now
January 24, 2026 at 6:36 PM
seriously Minneapolis should be the trending topic right now
what makes you say that? (i mean more like who or what introduced you to the term bc i've never heard of it and wished i had)
January 24, 2026 at 9:30 AM
what makes you say that? (i mean more like who or what introduced you to the term bc i've never heard of it and wished i had)
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🙂 Hey @off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue! You're keeping things just a little sunny in your messages. Your sentiment score is 0.02 (slightly positive). Love seeing those hints of positivity. Why not express it more openly?
January 24, 2026 at 1:51 AM
🙂 Hey @off-cybertruck.sparkle.blue! You're keeping things just a little sunny in your messages. Your sentiment score is 0.02 (slightly positive). Love seeing those hints of positivity. Why not express it more openly?
