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Captcha champion 2012-2025
SB🍓🌸 the showoff that she is.
SB🍓🌸 the showoff that she is.
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March 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
July 16, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Oh important MTG tech
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
If you put Sonic in your Zinnia deck, you can make Sonic pregnant
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The real monster fuckers are the straights.
June 29, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The real monster fuckers are the straights.
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girl are you a 96% chance to hit in an XCOM game because i miss you so much
May 29, 2024 at 4:24 PM
girl are you a 96% chance to hit in an XCOM game because i miss you so much
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"What's your body count?"
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
June 23, 2025 at 2:24 AM
"What's your body count?"
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
Yeah who cares what's your grilled cheese tomato soup dumpling count, idiot?
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life is already difficult as it is, you'll find no shortage of hardships and struggles that will just happen and are out of your hands.
so when you do have the choice, it's okay to choose the easier option. go where you're welcome, do what brings you happiness.
so when you do have the choice, it's okay to choose the easier option. go where you're welcome, do what brings you happiness.
June 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
life is already difficult as it is, you'll find no shortage of hardships and struggles that will just happen and are out of your hands.
so when you do have the choice, it's okay to choose the easier option. go where you're welcome, do what brings you happiness.
so when you do have the choice, it's okay to choose the easier option. go where you're welcome, do what brings you happiness.
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reactions to fan service in anime
May 31, 2025 at 8:10 PM
reactions to fan service in anime
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Time to post it again.
May 28, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Time to post it again.
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pride is next week
pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.
do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.
pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.
do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.
May 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
pride is next week
pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.
do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.
pride wasn't brought to you by delta air lines, microsoft, coca-cola or even the democratic party. it was brought to you by trans women throwing bricks at cops and lesbians taking care of gay men dying of AIDS during reagan.
do not forget where we came from. now more than ever.
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Dudes fetching for an island but failing to find
January 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Dudes fetching for an island but failing to find
I hope she shaves her pubes into a heart before she peggs me 🥺🥺🥴🥴
May 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I hope she shaves her pubes into a heart before she peggs me 🥺🥺🥴🥴
Take your girl to a trading card shop to satisfy her primordial need to forage (for Pokémon cards)
April 24, 2025 at 11:08 AM
Take your girl to a trading card shop to satisfy her primordial need to forage (for Pokémon cards)
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Gender reveal but rather than coloured confetti it's one of these two pictures
April 21, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Gender reveal but rather than coloured confetti it's one of these two pictures
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One of the comments I have seen about brackets is “Who makes a deck worse than a precon?”
Which is funny, because most players probably do, even when they’re not trying to do that.
Building Magic decks is hard and most people are bad at it. Precons these days are good.
Which is funny, because most players probably do, even when they’re not trying to do that.
Building Magic decks is hard and most people are bad at it. Precons these days are good.
The most disappointing piece of Commander Brackets feedback that we keep receiving is one portion of players insisting another portion doesn't exist or shouldn't be served by the system.
I assure you. There are players at every one of the existing brackets that have and deserve our attention.
I assure you. There are players at every one of the existing brackets that have and deserve our attention.
March 15, 2025 at 2:44 PM
One of the comments I have seen about brackets is “Who makes a deck worse than a precon?”
Which is funny, because most players probably do, even when they’re not trying to do that.
Building Magic decks is hard and most people are bad at it. Precons these days are good.
Which is funny, because most players probably do, even when they’re not trying to do that.
Building Magic decks is hard and most people are bad at it. Precons these days are good.
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Zenos trying to reach Camp Broken Glass in my viera's 2B boots like:
March 15, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Zenos trying to reach Camp Broken Glass in my viera's 2B boots like:
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Same five cards, but cat or dog art, depending which you buy.
1x Foil Escape to the Wilds
1x Foil Rip Apart
1x Foil Titanic Ultimatum
1x Foil Arcane Signet
1x Foil Basilisk Collar
Cats: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
Dogs: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
1x Foil Escape to the Wilds
1x Foil Rip Apart
1x Foil Titanic Ultimatum
1x Foil Arcane Signet
1x Foil Basilisk Collar
Cats: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
Dogs: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
March 17, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Same five cards, but cat or dog art, depending which you buy.
1x Foil Escape to the Wilds
1x Foil Rip Apart
1x Foil Titanic Ultimatum
1x Foil Arcane Signet
1x Foil Basilisk Collar
Cats: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
Dogs: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
1x Foil Escape to the Wilds
1x Foil Rip Apart
1x Foil Titanic Ultimatum
1x Foil Arcane Signet
1x Foil Basilisk Collar
Cats: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
Dogs: secretlair.wizards.com/us/product/1...
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I kind of wanted to talk a bit about the well I've been drawing from for the Tarkir stories. It's a simple one, honestly:
grief.
grief.
A battle over the future of #MTGTarkir has begun as the conflict ripples across the Multiverse.
Read Episode 7: Return- https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/tarkir-dragonstorm-episode-7-return
Read Episode 7: Return- https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/magic-story/tarkir-dragonstorm-episode-7-return
March 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I kind of wanted to talk a bit about the well I've been drawing from for the Tarkir stories. It's a simple one, honestly:
grief.
grief.