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There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
I never turn on the sound for these videos.
This is the first time I’ve seen her appear nervous.
It’s subtle, but it’s there. Somewhere deep down, she knows the lies aren’t sticking.
This is the first time I’ve seen her appear nervous.
It’s subtle, but it’s there. Somewhere deep down, she knows the lies aren’t sticking.
December 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I never turn on the sound for these videos.
This is the first time I’ve seen her appear nervous.
It’s subtle, but it’s there. Somewhere deep down, she knows the lies aren’t sticking.
This is the first time I’ve seen her appear nervous.
It’s subtle, but it’s there. Somewhere deep down, she knows the lies aren’t sticking.
Hear that, troops?
He thinks you’re suckers.
When this goes to shit, he’ll throw you under the bus & if you can’t afford to pay the bribe for a pardon, you’ll have to help with his coup & possibly take a bullet for that hemorrhoid.
Whatever you have to pay, it won’t be worth it.
He thinks you’re suckers.
When this goes to shit, he’ll throw you under the bus & if you can’t afford to pay the bribe for a pardon, you’ll have to help with his coup & possibly take a bullet for that hemorrhoid.
Whatever you have to pay, it won’t be worth it.
December 1, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Hear that, troops?
He thinks you’re suckers.
When this goes to shit, he’ll throw you under the bus & if you can’t afford to pay the bribe for a pardon, you’ll have to help with his coup & possibly take a bullet for that hemorrhoid.
Whatever you have to pay, it won’t be worth it.
He thinks you’re suckers.
When this goes to shit, he’ll throw you under the bus & if you can’t afford to pay the bribe for a pardon, you’ll have to help with his coup & possibly take a bullet for that hemorrhoid.
Whatever you have to pay, it won’t be worth it.
Remember the days of “with, not from”?
This is that, but for real.
This is that, but for real.
November 30, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Remember the days of “with, not from”?
This is that, but for real.
This is that, but for real.
“The coughing will continue until morale improves”
November 30, 2025 at 5:27 PM
“The coughing will continue until morale improves”
This reminds me of that old saying,
“If you owe a bank a million dollars, the bank owns you. If you owe a bank a billion dollars, you own the bank.”
“If you owe a bank a million dollars, the bank owns you. If you owe a bank a billion dollars, you own the bank.”
November 29, 2025 at 1:54 PM
This reminds me of that old saying,
“If you owe a bank a million dollars, the bank owns you. If you owe a bank a billion dollars, you own the bank.”
“If you owe a bank a million dollars, the bank owns you. If you owe a bank a billion dollars, you own the bank.”
I mean AGAIN “It’s only a problem when it affects me personally” is how we got into this mess as a country.
He should vote against it because it’s wrong for the people of Indiana AND he should (separately) call Trump out every single day for being a vile pig.
He should vote against it because it’s wrong for the people of Indiana AND he should (separately) call Trump out every single day for being a vile pig.
November 28, 2025 at 11:41 PM
I mean AGAIN “It’s only a problem when it affects me personally” is how we got into this mess as a country.
He should vote against it because it’s wrong for the people of Indiana AND he should (separately) call Trump out every single day for being a vile pig.
He should vote against it because it’s wrong for the people of Indiana AND he should (separately) call Trump out every single day for being a vile pig.
Yes I’m sure the man who eats roadkill and OD’d on heroin in Robert Morganthau’s office bathroom will be the absolute shit at shepherding our elaborate public health system Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
November 24, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Yes I’m sure the man who eats roadkill and OD’d on heroin in Robert Morganthau’s office bathroom will be the absolute shit at shepherding our elaborate public health system Do you have any idea how ridiculous you sound?
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November 23, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’ve been a member of Arnold’s Pump Club for over a year and it is great. Multiple programs to choose from & access to trainers who will evaluate your form for free. Best bargain in the fitness sphere.
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It’s a very well-written piece; thank you for the gift link.
George Carlin called it: “It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
George Carlin called it: “It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
It’s a very well-written piece; thank you for the gift link.
George Carlin called it: “It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
George Carlin called it: “It’s a big club, and you ain’t in it.”
Sell your house, buy another more expensive one at a higher interest rate, move away from family and friends and a secure job market to a redneck-infested hellhole that has a higher murder rate and far fewer fun things to do…all to save half a percent on eggs.
This fucking schmuck.
This fucking schmuck.
November 23, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Sell your house, buy another more expensive one at a higher interest rate, move away from family and friends and a secure job market to a redneck-infested hellhole that has a higher murder rate and far fewer fun things to do…all to save half a percent on eggs.
This fucking schmuck.
This fucking schmuck.
I want to remind everybody that Ashli Babbit once voted for Obama.
MAGA does not hold rigid, or even coherent, political beliefs; they’re bandwagon-jumpers who can be persuaded by a charismatic leftist just the same as they were by a grifting snake-oil-salesman plutocrat.
MAGA does not hold rigid, or even coherent, political beliefs; they’re bandwagon-jumpers who can be persuaded by a charismatic leftist just the same as they were by a grifting snake-oil-salesman plutocrat.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I want to remind everybody that Ashli Babbit once voted for Obama.
MAGA does not hold rigid, or even coherent, political beliefs; they’re bandwagon-jumpers who can be persuaded by a charismatic leftist just the same as they were by a grifting snake-oil-salesman plutocrat.
MAGA does not hold rigid, or even coherent, political beliefs; they’re bandwagon-jumpers who can be persuaded by a charismatic leftist just the same as they were by a grifting snake-oil-salesman plutocrat.
intuit (owner of TurboTax) has already integrated AI into Quickbooks accounting software, and it
*SUCKS*
donkey
balls!
*SUCKS*
donkey
balls!
November 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
intuit (owner of TurboTax) has already integrated AI into Quickbooks accounting software, and it
*SUCKS*
donkey
balls!
*SUCKS*
donkey
balls!
There is no bottom to his depravity, and he’ll never leave power willingly.
November 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
There is no bottom to his depravity, and he’ll never leave power willingly.
Yeah there have been a few profiles written that detail how he used his connections to continually fail upward, and that really the only thing he ever excelled at was blackmail.
“Meritocracy” 🙄
“Meritocracy” 🙄
November 16, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Yeah there have been a few profiles written that detail how he used his connections to continually fail upward, and that really the only thing he ever excelled at was blackmail.
“Meritocracy” 🙄
“Meritocracy” 🙄
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail….that you then fail miserably at driving in.
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail….that you then fail miserably at driving in.
Mind you it’s all a scam, but he’s gonna investigate the democrats
🙄
🙄
November 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Mind you it’s all a scam, but he’s gonna investigate the democrats
🙄
🙄
Or got 80+ kids killed from measles?
Or drove his wife to suicide and then strong-armed her family into agreeing to have her buried on Kennedy land so he could control her, even in death?
Dear Livvy: IF YOU “LOVE” THIS PIECE OF SHIT THEN YOU ALSO ARE A PIECE OF SHIT.
Or drove his wife to suicide and then strong-armed her family into agreeing to have her buried on Kennedy land so he could control her, even in death?
Dear Livvy: IF YOU “LOVE” THIS PIECE OF SHIT THEN YOU ALSO ARE A PIECE OF SHIT.
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Or got 80+ kids killed from measles?
Or drove his wife to suicide and then strong-armed her family into agreeing to have her buried on Kennedy land so he could control her, even in death?
Dear Livvy: IF YOU “LOVE” THIS PIECE OF SHIT THEN YOU ALSO ARE A PIECE OF SHIT.
Or drove his wife to suicide and then strong-armed her family into agreeing to have her buried on Kennedy land so he could control her, even in death?
Dear Livvy: IF YOU “LOVE” THIS PIECE OF SHIT THEN YOU ALSO ARE A PIECE OF SHIT.