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There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Allow me to introduce the song
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
NEW: The F.D.A. announced in an internal memo that 10 children died "because of" the Covid shot. Other experts want to see proof.
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
“This is a profound revelation,” Dr. Prasad's memo said. “For the first time, the U.S. F.D.A. will acknowledge that Covid-19 vaccines have killed American children.”
F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children’s Deaths to Covid Vaccines
www.nytimes.com
November 30, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Allow me to introduce the song
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
“‘With, not from’ for me, but not for thee.”
by BobbyJr and the Plague Rats
Who you calling piggy, fatso
November 18, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Who you calling piggy, fatso
“As the emails stretch through the years”
G
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with that bullshit
G
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with that bullshit
a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
ALT: a man in a suit and hat is standing with his hands in his pockets in a black and white photo .
media.tenor.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:23 PM
“As the emails stretch through the years”
G
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F
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with that bullshit
G
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F
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with that bullshit
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA
👊
👊
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Wordle in 3 and went straight to Queen Bee with no hints today, AMA
👊
👊
Grift, Laugh, Snooze
November 6, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Grift, Laugh, Snooze
Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Trump helping Scott Adams is going to be played as the feel-good story of the century on RW media.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
But after all the gaslighting is over, this will still be nothing more than “rich man cuts to the front of the line.”
And MAGA,
**YOU FUCKING KNOW IT**
You might not admit it, but you know it.
Other countries: “He’s made it clear that he’s open to bribes, this costs us nothing, will prob get him to back off on tariffs, & the Nobel committee will never give it to him anyway.”
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
October 28, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Other countries: “He’s made it clear that he’s open to bribes, this costs us nothing, will prob get him to back off on tariffs, & the Nobel committee will never give it to him anyway.”
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
Not sure a US president has ever been bought off so cheaply. Gross.
The 1st emoluments clause scandal back in ‘17 was the political-corruption equivalent of Sandy Hook.
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Supreme Court Ducks an Opportunity on Trump Emoluments Cases
The justices have left an anti-corruption hole that Congress should fill.
www.brennancenter.org
October 25, 2025 at 4:02 PM
The 1st emoluments clause scandal back in ‘17 was the political-corruption equivalent of Sandy Hook.
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
After we decided that some laws are minor & therefore don’t matter, it quickly became impossible to enforce any of the others.
Some ppl called it back then.
www.brennancenter.org/our-work/ana...
Don’t forget that ridiculous construction projects are a time-honored vehicle for laundering/disappearing an assload of money.
October 22, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Don’t forget that ridiculous construction projects are a time-honored vehicle for laundering/disappearing an assload of money.
It’s well known that if you give the bully a *little* of your lunch money, he’ll leave you alone forever.
October 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It’s well known that if you give the bully a *little* of your lunch money, he’ll leave you alone forever.
…an allegedly-apparently-possibly AI video depicting someone who might potentially have been Trump flying what appeared to be a fighter jet (we can’t be sure) filled with a substance of dark-ish coloration and utilizing gravitational forces to cause protestors below to be covered….
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 8:48 PM
…an allegedly-apparently-possibly AI video depicting someone who might potentially have been Trump flying what appeared to be a fighter jet (we can’t be sure) filled with a substance of dark-ish coloration and utilizing gravitational forces to cause protestors below to be covered….
And just how exactly does this make Americans safer?
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
Nothing says “America First” like letting another country put an Air Force base in Idaho
October 10, 2025 at 10:50 PM
And just how exactly does this make Americans safer?
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
I mean, jesus people.
I’m not even sure MAGA will fall for this one.
That we’re even debating the absurdity of Trump’s quest for a Nobel peace prize just proves how much he has already taken over.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
October 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
That we’re even debating the absurdity of Trump’s quest for a Nobel peace prize just proves how much he has already taken over.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
He has infected, consumed, or destroyed out of spite every single goddamn thing in the our culture, & he did it using nothing more than bullshit.
Just bullshit.
I don’t know, guys.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
While Bari Weiss faces skepticism inside CBS News, former colleagues describe her management style to Status as chaotic and abrasive—raising questions about how she’ll lead one of America’s most storied newsrooms.
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/bari-weiss...
A Bari Trying Time
While Bari Weiss faces skepticism inside CBS News, former colleagues describe her management style to Status as chaotic and abrasive—raising questions about how she’ll lead one of America’s most stori...
www.status.news
October 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I don’t know, guys.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
I try to be hopeful but today I feel like there’s just nothing any of us can do except to watch it all burn.
What I know is that she’s in way over her head, she’ll be absolutely terrible, & we won’t be able to trust a damn thing out of this newsroom any more.
Trump’s goal is not to “unite” the military behind him; it is to BREAK the military so that he can more easily dispatch the dregs—who are ****already perfectly willing**** to commit war crimes against their fellow countrymen.
September 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Trump’s goal is not to “unite” the military behind him; it is to BREAK the military so that he can more easily dispatch the dregs—who are ****already perfectly willing**** to commit war crimes against their fellow countrymen.
Those generals are the most important people you’ve never heard of WRT the struggle to preserve democracy.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
September 30, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Those generals are the most important people you’ve never heard of WRT the struggle to preserve democracy.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
Trump gives them a pass to follow their darkest whims & he knows how powerful that is for the venal & unimaginative.
How many will follow? We don’t know. We can’t know. Until it’s too late.
This weird, unnecessary, and blindly obsequious statement will have only one effect: to get people asking how much Jeffries was paid to say it.
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 9:45 PM
This weird, unnecessary, and blindly obsequious statement will have only one effect: to get people asking how much Jeffries was paid to say it.
My friend and I went to see this in the theater. Afterwards, as we waited for my mom to pick us up, she told me that her parents had forbidden her from seeing it.
Three decades later, that same friend was stabbed to death by her (tea party, pro-life) husband as she attempted to leave him.
Three decades later, that same friend was stabbed to death by her (tea party, pro-life) husband as she attempted to leave him.
September 28, 2025 at 4:56 PM
My friend and I went to see this in the theater. Afterwards, as we waited for my mom to pick us up, she told me that her parents had forbidden her from seeing it.
Three decades later, that same friend was stabbed to death by her (tea party, pro-life) husband as she attempted to leave him.
Three decades later, that same friend was stabbed to death by her (tea party, pro-life) husband as she attempted to leave him.
Think about the fact that this meeting could be…ANYTHING.
It could a dude/bro push-up contest, beer pong tournament, a forced loyalty oath (and mass firing for those who refuse), a declaration of martial law, or the start of WW3.
Truly WILD that each of those scenarios is plausible.
It could a dude/bro push-up contest, beer pong tournament, a forced loyalty oath (and mass firing for those who refuse), a declaration of martial law, or the start of WW3.
Truly WILD that each of those scenarios is plausible.
The SecDef wants all service commanders and their senior enlisted advisors to come to Quantico on short notice. It’s difficult to understand why.
My latest in @thebulwark.com
www.thebulwark.com/p/hegseth-qu...
My latest in @thebulwark.com
www.thebulwark.com/p/hegseth-qu...
As Our Generals and Admirals Fly Home, Our Adversaries Watch and Wait
Couldn’t Hegseth’s in-person meeting of all flag officers have been a secure conference call?
www.thebulwark.com
September 26, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Think about the fact that this meeting could be…ANYTHING.
It could a dude/bro push-up contest, beer pong tournament, a forced loyalty oath (and mass firing for those who refuse), a declaration of martial law, or the start of WW3.
Truly WILD that each of those scenarios is plausible.
It could a dude/bro push-up contest, beer pong tournament, a forced loyalty oath (and mass firing for those who refuse), a declaration of martial law, or the start of WW3.
Truly WILD that each of those scenarios is plausible.
Maybe an unpopular opinion: this behavior has become epidemic bc our society is awash in guns.
Olden days, someone behaving like an asshole got punched in the mouth. Now, you never know who has a gun, so the asshole is emboldened & never lets up simply bc everyone else is afraid of getting shot.
Olden days, someone behaving like an asshole got punched in the mouth. Now, you never know who has a gun, so the asshole is emboldened & never lets up simply bc everyone else is afraid of getting shot.
these Starbucks contras are such fucking demons. every Starbucks employee should be issued a sidearm.
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
(face reveal in part two is really funny)
September 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Maybe an unpopular opinion: this behavior has become epidemic bc our society is awash in guns.
Olden days, someone behaving like an asshole got punched in the mouth. Now, you never know who has a gun, so the asshole is emboldened & never lets up simply bc everyone else is afraid of getting shot.
Olden days, someone behaving like an asshole got punched in the mouth. Now, you never know who has a gun, so the asshole is emboldened & never lets up simply bc everyone else is afraid of getting shot.
~25 Republicans in Congress could end this nightmare tomorrow, if they wanted to.
ALWAYS remember: They don’t.
ALWAYS remember: They don’t.
September 26, 2025 at 2:12 AM
~25 Republicans in Congress could end this nightmare tomorrow, if they wanted to.
ALWAYS remember: They don’t.
ALWAYS remember: They don’t.
Ah yes, Dallas…. A city well known for its history of left-wing agitators and partisan shootings committed by democrats. 🙄
September 24, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Ah yes, Dallas…. A city well known for its history of left-wing agitators and partisan shootings committed by democrats. 🙄
Ben Carson is back in the news, which means it’s time to trot out my favorite weirdo story about him which is that he has a shrine to himself inside his house that includes a biblical inscription with the word “Proverbs” spelled “Poverbs.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/gall...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/gall...
Ben Carson's house: a homage to himself – in pictures
The decor at Ben Carson’s home in Maryland shows that Donald Trump may not have the biggest ego among the Republican candidates
www.theguardian.com
September 24, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Ben Carson is back in the news, which means it’s time to trot out my favorite weirdo story about him which is that he has a shrine to himself inside his house that includes a biblical inscription with the word “Proverbs” spelled “Poverbs.”
www.theguardian.com/us-news/gall...
www.theguardian.com/us-news/gall...
Reminder: It would only take 25 or so Rs in Congress to simply decide that they’ve had enough and end this nightmare TODAY.
impeach, convict, remove
impeach, convict, remove
Trump to the UN: "I'm really good at this stuff. Your countries are going to hell."
September 23, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Reminder: It would only take 25 or so Rs in Congress to simply decide that they’ve had enough and end this nightmare TODAY.
impeach, convict, remove
impeach, convict, remove