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There once was a man from Japan,
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
Whose limericks never would scan.
When asked why it was,
He answered, “Because
I always try to fit everything into the last line that I possibly can.”
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
November 8, 2025 at 7:52 PM
“Look for the helpers”
—Mr. Rogers
—Mr. Rogers
It’s a tale as old as time
October 23, 2025 at 7:03 PM
It’s a tale as old as time
Oscar can’t believe it
October 22, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Oscar can’t believe it
This is the line that really hurts.
September 29, 2025 at 1:41 PM
This is the line that really hurts.
Reminder: Zuck will not allow his own children’s faces to appear on the platform that he owns.
I need for everyone to:
1) deeply absorb that fact into your brain matter, and
2) STOP posting pics of your kids.
I need for everyone to:
1) deeply absorb that fact into your brain matter, and
2) STOP posting pics of your kids.
September 20, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Reminder: Zuck will not allow his own children’s faces to appear on the platform that he owns.
I need for everyone to:
1) deeply absorb that fact into your brain matter, and
2) STOP posting pics of your kids.
I need for everyone to:
1) deeply absorb that fact into your brain matter, and
2) STOP posting pics of your kids.
Me, clicking “new incognito window”
September 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Me, clicking “new incognito window”
Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, 1957:
September 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Cowboys owner, Jerry Jones, 1957:
This is how ICE plans to meet its quota, and of course they’re going to target large employers because that’s where the numbers are.
They never planned to go after gang members; that would require getting shot at & there aren’t anywhere near enough of them to prop up the “invasion” narrative.
They never planned to go after gang members; that would require getting shot at & there aren’t anywhere near enough of them to prop up the “invasion” narrative.
September 6, 2025 at 9:27 PM
This is how ICE plans to meet its quota, and of course they’re going to target large employers because that’s where the numbers are.
They never planned to go after gang members; that would require getting shot at & there aren’t anywhere near enough of them to prop up the “invasion” narrative.
They never planned to go after gang members; that would require getting shot at & there aren’t anywhere near enough of them to prop up the “invasion” narrative.
Correct; approved by the senate in March. Grandson of Pulte Homes founder.
A Trump toadie with access to tens of millions of homeowners’ borrowing data.
We can expect a lot of Trump enemies to be accused of mortgage fraud.
A Trump toadie with access to tens of millions of homeowners’ borrowing data.
We can expect a lot of Trump enemies to be accused of mortgage fraud.
August 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Correct; approved by the senate in March. Grandson of Pulte Homes founder.
A Trump toadie with access to tens of millions of homeowners’ borrowing data.
We can expect a lot of Trump enemies to be accused of mortgage fraud.
A Trump toadie with access to tens of millions of homeowners’ borrowing data.
We can expect a lot of Trump enemies to be accused of mortgage fraud.
I don’t know why you even posted that. Laughable.
*GAO confirmation* or
IT
DID
NOT
HAPPEN.
*GAO confirmation* or
IT
DID
NOT
HAPPEN.
August 7, 2025 at 2:22 AM
I don’t know why you even posted that. Laughable.
*GAO confirmation* or
IT
DID
NOT
HAPPEN.
*GAO confirmation* or
IT
DID
NOT
HAPPEN.
Important: authorities had better technology to track this river ****in 1987**** than they have now.
That is INSANE and the most egregious example (among many egregious examples) that the US is already a failed state.
That is INSANE and the most egregious example (among many egregious examples) that the US is already a failed state.
July 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Important: authorities had better technology to track this river ****in 1987**** than they have now.
That is INSANE and the most egregious example (among many egregious examples) that the US is already a failed state.
That is INSANE and the most egregious example (among many egregious examples) that the US is already a failed state.
If by “was known for” they mean “everyone called her a musi-criminal,” then yes she was known for that.
Both of them are hot garbage and I hope they’re miserable.
Both of them are hot garbage and I hope they’re miserable.
July 11, 2025 at 1:07 PM
If by “was known for” they mean “everyone called her a musi-criminal,” then yes she was known for that.
Both of them are hot garbage and I hope they’re miserable.
Both of them are hot garbage and I hope they’re miserable.
I saved this from last Oct. It’s the day I knew that Trump would win.
That WE’re “split” on something so evil & anathema to our professed ideals is sickening.
So go ahead & wipe your ass with the Declaration of Independence/constitution bc we defile them every day we freely grant that felon power.
That WE’re “split” on something so evil & anathema to our professed ideals is sickening.
So go ahead & wipe your ass with the Declaration of Independence/constitution bc we defile them every day we freely grant that felon power.
July 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I saved this from last Oct. It’s the day I knew that Trump would win.
That WE’re “split” on something so evil & anathema to our professed ideals is sickening.
So go ahead & wipe your ass with the Declaration of Independence/constitution bc we defile them every day we freely grant that felon power.
That WE’re “split” on something so evil & anathema to our professed ideals is sickening.
So go ahead & wipe your ass with the Declaration of Independence/constitution bc we defile them every day we freely grant that felon power.
I think it’s accurate. I saw this headline last Oct. & I knew then that Trump was going to win. We don’t even have a majority who believe this is immoral, let alone who are willing to vote accordingly.
This country is ***DEEPLY*** unwell.
This country is ***DEEPLY*** unwell.
July 4, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I think it’s accurate. I saw this headline last Oct. & I knew then that Trump was going to win. We don’t even have a majority who believe this is immoral, let alone who are willing to vote accordingly.
This country is ***DEEPLY*** unwell.
This country is ***DEEPLY*** unwell.
“Dr” Oz making the point that violence sure does get things done ? 🤷🏻♀️
June 24, 2025 at 1:07 PM
“Dr” Oz making the point that violence sure does get things done ? 🤷🏻♀️
Doesn’t anyone in MAGA *ever* get tired of his shameless, obnoxious grifting?
I mean really, people. Have an iota of self-respect.
I mean really, people. Have an iota of self-respect.
June 15, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Doesn’t anyone in MAGA *ever* get tired of his shameless, obnoxious grifting?
I mean really, people. Have an iota of self-respect.
I mean really, people. Have an iota of self-respect.
And ofc no Trump event is complete without the obnoxious grifting:
June 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
And ofc no Trump event is complete without the obnoxious grifting:
The party of “support the troops” won’t even give them real beds to sleep on before they’re ordered to mow down their own countrymen.
June 9, 2025 at 9:50 PM
The party of “support the troops” won’t even give them real beds to sleep on before they’re ordered to mow down their own countrymen.
In 1953, the Rosenbergs were executed for passing a single hand-drawing of a bomb to the Russians.
May 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
In 1953, the Rosenbergs were executed for passing a single hand-drawing of a bomb to the Russians.