punxsutawney phil margera
@obstaclecoursey.bsky.social
RITUALISTICALLY DRINKING BLOOD IN THE BACKYARD
damn i thought it was "El Ron Hubbard" this whole time as though he was a chupacabra figure of sorts
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
damn i thought it was "El Ron Hubbard" this whole time as though he was a chupacabra figure of sorts
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i love going online, seeing more dumb bullshit, then smashing my phone with a hammer
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i love going online, seeing more dumb bullshit, then smashing my phone with a hammer
i'm working on disclosing my vulnerabilities so here we go: my back. if i were a boss in a video game my back would be glowing bright red. don't touch it!
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i'm working on disclosing my vulnerabilities so here we go: my back. if i were a boss in a video game my back would be glowing bright red. don't touch it!
i love watching documentaries about the 2008 recession because nothing ever really changes and it's honestly a little funny
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i love watching documentaries about the 2008 recession because nothing ever really changes and it's honestly a little funny
punk ass dental assistant said i got gin javitis (sp?) like what the hell do you know igor
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
punk ass dental assistant said i got gin javitis (sp?) like what the hell do you know igor
gavin Newsom please stop wearing that skin. get your own skin man
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
gavin Newsom please stop wearing that skin. get your own skin man
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
everyone is ogling my mp3 player. everyone is mystified by the device. Used to be normal believe it or not!
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
everyone is ogling my mp3 player. everyone is mystified by the device. Used to be normal believe it or not!
i'm sick of convenience! good things are worth going out of your way for
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i'm sick of convenience! good things are worth going out of your way for
don't really feel like reaping right now. i'm kind of centered on sowing if that's cool
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
don't really feel like reaping right now. i'm kind of centered on sowing if that's cool
i am by no means a Christmas hater but this year wow i really would rather not hear Christmas music at work please ackkkk
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i am by no means a Christmas hater but this year wow i really would rather not hear Christmas music at work please ackkkk
nobody rocking a bindle anymore? bindles are out?
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
nobody rocking a bindle anymore? bindles are out?
the Spotify listening age thing is a psy op. every year they introduce some new stupid bullshit that makes no sense so you'll post it. and we're all dumb hogs for it!
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the Spotify listening age thing is a psy op. every year they introduce some new stupid bullshit that makes no sense so you'll post it. and we're all dumb hogs for it!
first therapy session went over by a full half hour bc they could NOT get enough of my antics. yup it's really like that !
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
first therapy session went over by a full half hour bc they could NOT get enough of my antics. yup it's really like that !
unfortunately i was visited by some kind of homophobic yoda
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
unfortunately i was visited by some kind of homophobic yoda
does anyone know what the FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE LOL it's legitimately a comedy at this point
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
does anyone know what the FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE LOL it's legitimately a comedy at this point
someone called me a "shelter dog" a while ago and i have thought about it every day since cuz. yeah lol. all reactive and shit
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
someone called me a "shelter dog" a while ago and i have thought about it every day since cuz. yeah lol. all reactive and shit
the EDC community (every day carry for ANYONE OUT OF TOUCH) loves talking about how they all carry journals around and fancy pens, but they're always like "it's great so I can sketch out building plans or make a shopping list"
and i just wanna say hey man. it's ok to write your feelings down
and i just wanna say hey man. it's ok to write your feelings down
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
the EDC community (every day carry for ANYONE OUT OF TOUCH) loves talking about how they all carry journals around and fancy pens, but they're always like "it's great so I can sketch out building plans or make a shopping list"
and i just wanna say hey man. it's ok to write your feelings down
and i just wanna say hey man. it's ok to write your feelings down
staring at the Wikipedia page "List of phobias" like ahh shit i'm gonna give myself a new one aren't i
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM
staring at the Wikipedia page "List of phobias" like ahh shit i'm gonna give myself a new one aren't i
i'm smoking on the shit that makes benson boone do backflips
December 2, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i'm smoking on the shit that makes benson boone do backflips
audiophile internet communities are so funny because it's like 47 year old men being smug about expensive hifi systems, and also 17 year olds with $20 Koss headphones signing off their posts with shit like "burn your dread" after dropping a modding technique
December 2, 2025 at 3:23 PM
audiophile internet communities are so funny because it's like 47 year old men being smug about expensive hifi systems, and also 17 year olds with $20 Koss headphones signing off their posts with shit like "burn your dread" after dropping a modding technique
i don't even want any trinkets nor baubles
November 28, 2025 at 5:18 PM
i don't even want any trinkets nor baubles
it's a shame that sincerity's not in vogue
November 28, 2025 at 4:32 AM
it's a shame that sincerity's not in vogue
i need to stop feeling bad and then thinking "they should torture me like they tortured Gollum." not only do i not deserve torture but also i don't know why that's my go-to torture reference
November 27, 2025 at 7:30 PM
i need to stop feeling bad and then thinking "they should torture me like they tortured Gollum." not only do i not deserve torture but also i don't know why that's my go-to torture reference
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I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.
November 27, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I hate it when my family argues about politics at Thanksgiving. My Independent Dad is yelling at my Covenanter cousin for allying with the king while my Fifth Monarchist uncle keeps making cryptic pronouncements about the Book of Daniel, and here I am, a Leveller.