punxsutawney phil margera
obstaclecoursey.bsky.social
punxsutawney phil margera
@obstaclecoursey.bsky.social
RITUALISTICALLY DRINKING BLOOD IN THE BACKYARD
i'll admit that i probably should not have loudly said "YOOINK!!" when the donation bowl got to me during my first ever church visit. but look at me confessing!
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
sometimes when i say i want soup i really just want broth. and that's a tough thing for me to admit in public!
December 11, 2025 at 3:47 AM
if you say "BIG STREEETCH!" to a dog who is doing a big stretch, they will respect that
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
"groyper" isn't conspicuously close to "groper" for no reason (obfuscation of the fact that their reactionary Nazi movement is led by a gay guy)
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
sorry i accidentally did numerology just now. i shouldn't even be thinking about numbers
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”

Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
damn i thought it was "El Ron Hubbard" this whole time as though he was a chupacabra figure of sorts
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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i love going online, seeing more dumb bullshit, then smashing my phone with a hammer
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i'm working on disclosing my vulnerabilities so here we go: my back. if i were a boss in a video game my back would be glowing bright red. don't touch it!
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i love watching documentaries about the 2008 recession because nothing ever really changes and it's honestly a little funny
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
punk ass dental assistant said i got gin javitis (sp?) like what the hell do you know igor
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
gavin Newsom please stop wearing that skin. get your own skin man
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
everyone is ogling my mp3 player. everyone is mystified by the device. Used to be normal believe it or not!
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
i'm sick of convenience! good things are worth going out of your way for
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
don't really feel like reaping right now. i'm kind of centered on sowing if that's cool
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
i am by no means a Christmas hater but this year wow i really would rather not hear Christmas music at work please ackkkk
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
nobody rocking a bindle anymore? bindles are out?
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
the Spotify listening age thing is a psy op. every year they introduce some new stupid bullshit that makes no sense so you'll post it. and we're all dumb hogs for it!
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
first therapy session went over by a full half hour bc they could NOT get enough of my antics. yup it's really like that !
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
unfortunately i was visited by some kind of homophobic yoda
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
does anyone know what the FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE LOL it's legitimately a comedy at this point
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
someone called me a "shelter dog" a while ago and i have thought about it every day since cuz. yeah lol. all reactive and shit
December 2, 2025 at 8:23 PM
the EDC community (every day carry for ANYONE OUT OF TOUCH) loves talking about how they all carry journals around and fancy pens, but they're always like "it's great so I can sketch out building plans or make a shopping list"

and i just wanna say hey man. it's ok to write your feelings down
December 2, 2025 at 7:16 PM
staring at the Wikipedia page "List of phobias" like ahh shit i'm gonna give myself a new one aren't i
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 PM