punxsutawney phil margera
@obstaclecoursey.bsky.social
RITUALISTICALLY DRINKING BLOOD IN THE BACKYARD
this happened to me too
A Digital Audio Player renewed my love of music: aftermath.site/digita-audio-p...
December 11, 2025 at 8:34 PM
this happened to me too
can't believe i just texted someone "the Fed cut rates so maybe the job market will heat up?" shit is so fucked up that they got me sounding like a C-SPAN caller bro
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 PM
can't believe i just texted someone "the Fed cut rates so maybe the job market will heat up?" shit is so fucked up that they got me sounding like a C-SPAN caller bro
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Duncan the Sore: so i was toiling in the fields earlier and i got to thinking. what if i was a lute guy instead?
Grey Arthur: eh? and if your silly instrument you play, who toils the fields in your stay?
Duncan the Sore: that's not really my problem man
Grey Arthur: eh? and if your silly instrument you play, who toils the fields in your stay?
Duncan the Sore: that's not really my problem man
December 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Duncan the Sore: so i was toiling in the fields earlier and i got to thinking. what if i was a lute guy instead?
Grey Arthur: eh? and if your silly instrument you play, who toils the fields in your stay?
Duncan the Sore: that's not really my problem man
Grey Arthur: eh? and if your silly instrument you play, who toils the fields in your stay?
Duncan the Sore: that's not really my problem man
i'll admit that i probably should not have loudly said "YOOINK!!" when the donation bowl got to me during my first ever church visit. but look at me confessing!
December 11, 2025 at 4:34 AM
i'll admit that i probably should not have loudly said "YOOINK!!" when the donation bowl got to me during my first ever church visit. but look at me confessing!
if you say "BIG STREEETCH!" to a dog who is doing a big stretch, they will respect that
December 11, 2025 at 3:46 AM
if you say "BIG STREEETCH!" to a dog who is doing a big stretch, they will respect that
"groyper" isn't conspicuously close to "groper" for no reason (obfuscation of the fact that their reactionary Nazi movement is led by a gay guy)
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"groyper" isn't conspicuously close to "groper" for no reason (obfuscation of the fact that their reactionary Nazi movement is led by a gay guy)
sorry i accidentally did numerology just now. i shouldn't even be thinking about numbers
December 10, 2025 at 3:35 PM
sorry i accidentally did numerology just now. i shouldn't even be thinking about numbers
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"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
“I am so bored by AI. One of the things I love about the theatre is AI can’t do it.”
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
Ethan Hawke is a dude 👌🏻
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 AM
"I'm not in denial, I'm in open rebellion" damn that quote goes hard
damn i thought it was "El Ron Hubbard" this whole time as though he was a chupacabra figure of sorts
December 10, 2025 at 2:02 AM
damn i thought it was "El Ron Hubbard" this whole time as though he was a chupacabra figure of sorts
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i love going online, seeing more dumb bullshit, then smashing my phone with a hammer
December 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
i love going online, seeing more dumb bullshit, then smashing my phone with a hammer
i'm working on disclosing my vulnerabilities so here we go: my back. if i were a boss in a video game my back would be glowing bright red. don't touch it!
December 9, 2025 at 9:37 PM
i'm working on disclosing my vulnerabilities so here we go: my back. if i were a boss in a video game my back would be glowing bright red. don't touch it!
i love watching documentaries about the 2008 recession because nothing ever really changes and it's honestly a little funny
December 9, 2025 at 4:43 PM
i love watching documentaries about the 2008 recession because nothing ever really changes and it's honestly a little funny
punk ass dental assistant said i got gin javitis (sp?) like what the hell do you know igor
December 7, 2025 at 4:41 PM
punk ass dental assistant said i got gin javitis (sp?) like what the hell do you know igor
gavin Newsom please stop wearing that skin. get your own skin man
December 7, 2025 at 2:58 PM
gavin Newsom please stop wearing that skin. get your own skin man
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me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
December 6, 2025 at 10:51 PM
me: ayo Blindwrist. whats in the oven today
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
Blindwrist the Profaner: ᴀɴɢᴇʟ ᴍᴜᴛᴛᴏɴ
me: thats a harrowing roast brother
Blindwrist the Profaner: ʏᴇꜱ. ᴡᴇʟʟ. ᴛʜᴇ ɢᴜᴀʀᴅɪᴀɴ ᴡᴀꜱ ᴀꜱʟᴇᴇᴘ.
me: i suppose thats true
everyone is ogling my mp3 player. everyone is mystified by the device. Used to be normal believe it or not!
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
everyone is ogling my mp3 player. everyone is mystified by the device. Used to be normal believe it or not!
i'm sick of convenience! good things are worth going out of your way for
December 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
i'm sick of convenience! good things are worth going out of your way for
don't really feel like reaping right now. i'm kind of centered on sowing if that's cool
December 5, 2025 at 5:17 PM
don't really feel like reaping right now. i'm kind of centered on sowing if that's cool
i am by no means a Christmas hater but this year wow i really would rather not hear Christmas music at work please ackkkk
December 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
i am by no means a Christmas hater but this year wow i really would rather not hear Christmas music at work please ackkkk
nobody rocking a bindle anymore? bindles are out?
December 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
nobody rocking a bindle anymore? bindles are out?
the Spotify listening age thing is a psy op. every year they introduce some new stupid bullshit that makes no sense so you'll post it. and we're all dumb hogs for it!
December 3, 2025 at 9:06 PM
the Spotify listening age thing is a psy op. every year they introduce some new stupid bullshit that makes no sense so you'll post it. and we're all dumb hogs for it!
first therapy session went over by a full half hour bc they could NOT get enough of my antics. yup it's really like that !
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
first therapy session went over by a full half hour bc they could NOT get enough of my antics. yup it's really like that !
unfortunately i was visited by some kind of homophobic yoda
December 3, 2025 at 1:11 PM
unfortunately i was visited by some kind of homophobic yoda
does anyone know what the FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE LOL it's legitimately a comedy at this point
December 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
does anyone know what the FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY LIFE LOL it's legitimately a comedy at this point