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I hate that fuckin Geico lizard
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"Should we vote to give more money to the people shooting my constituents in the face?" is not a complicated political question. And yet, Democrats don't seem able to answer it.
January 22, 2026 at 1:05 AM
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Well, it’s the 9th anniversary of this today. No special reason for mentioning it now, obviously
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
go bills
January 17, 2026 at 9:59 PM
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i wrote about laughing at ICE and that one margaret atwood quote about men being afraid of women laughing at them
www.patreon.com/posts/148398...
January 16, 2026 at 10:55 PM
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for nfl teams like the pittsburgh steelers and houston texans, football is the name of the game
January 13, 2026 at 3:26 AM
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Hey Andrea? Hey Andrea? go FUCKING BILLS
January 11, 2026 at 9:06 PM
go bills
January 11, 2026 at 2:29 PM
I love you cpap machine :)
January 1, 2026 at 7:47 AM
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Happy solstice.

Remember always that the light returns as the cold sets in.

Hope returns even as everything gets worse.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Why is Santa hot in commercials this year ?? Santa is famously an old not hot man - why are we doing this
December 21, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Football is the dumbest sport - what do you mean the guy picked up the ball to give it back to the ref and got the 2-pt conversion
December 19, 2025 at 4:00 AM
If these drillers moved any slower, we would all become a glacier and get to work slowly shaping the geologic picture of the eastern seaboard
December 18, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I am going to be on the news
December 17, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Breaking ! Girl with surgically repaired ankle incredibly nervous on ice - more at 11
December 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
30 years old and I had to look up effect vs affect
December 13, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Have you taken a moment to think about Rowlf today?
December 10, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Uh oh! Turns out 2 hits of weed at night was the only thing getting me to sleep at a normal time !
December 2, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Everyone thinks they have the number one kitten but I’m the only one whose right
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Mr. Defunctland hates and loves the Disney corporation so much, it’s literally inspiring
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF
FINAL

✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
November 16, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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that said i do think del toro’s frankenstein erred by cutting the creature’s canonical performance of Puttin On The Ritz
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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i would not be awed by the geico gecko if i met him or grateful for the money he's saved me on my car insurance. i would immediately step on him
November 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
If life were fair - my reward for how bad this year has been would be to find my old bike from college on Facebook marketplace
November 7, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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i have been DYING to share this cover for SO LONG so everyone please look at it and not my face.
We are delighted to reveal the cover for @isabel.kim's debut novel Sublimation, a story of immigration, identity, and paradox from the author of "Why Don’t We Just Kill the Kid in the Omelas Hole"
Revealing Sublimation by Isabel J. Kim - Reactor
A tale of doppelgangers and corporate intrigue, heartbreak and betrayal — arriving June 2026
reactormag.com
November 6, 2025 at 4:03 PM