Christy Nyiri
@nyiri.land
Design/code/karaoke and now I work in tech lol. Head of a design team at Automattic, flagrantly mouthbreathing the rest of the time.
📍 Brooklyn via 🇨🇦
🔗 christynyiri.com
📍 Brooklyn via 🇨🇦
🔗 christynyiri.com
Will switching my part change my life? About to find out
January 1, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Will switching my part change my life? About to find out
Reposted by Christy Nyiri
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
Happy new year to the heaux and the heaux only
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
Happy new year to the heaux and the heaux only
Reposted by Christy Nyiri
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
December 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
i too have begun watching the straight man hockey podcasts discuss heated rivalry. this is the forum of athens to me
I tried to describe this video to a friend recently and they were utterly confused until they saw it and were like, yeah actually your description that made no sense was fairly accurate
There's only one right answer to the question of what the best music video of the MTV Era was, and it's this Michel Gondry-helmed masterwork:
December 31, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I tried to describe this video to a friend recently and they were utterly confused until they saw it and were like, yeah actually your description that made no sense was fairly accurate
Leaving mandarin orange peels littered around my apartment like garbage doilies
December 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Leaving mandarin orange peels littered around my apartment like garbage doilies
Whoever styled Katherine Hahn in The Studio is a fucking genius
December 28, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Whoever styled Katherine Hahn in The Studio is a fucking genius
Ended Christmas at 3am at a karaoke bar in Chinatown because NYC is truly the greatest place to avoid family
December 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Ended Christmas at 3am at a karaoke bar in Chinatown because NYC is truly the greatest place to avoid family
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This is perfect. The DOJ's embarrassing snafu with disappearing redactions was the fault of Elon Musk. Musk cancelled government subscriptions to Adobe programs that would have made the redactions permanent. What a pack of fools.
December 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Taking inspo from this holiday romcom girlboss and putting up decorative scrabble letters saying "HUSTLE" & "CONQUER"
December 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Taking inspo from this holiday romcom girlboss and putting up decorative scrabble letters saying "HUSTLE" & "CONQUER"
To describe my childhood in one sentence, this was my family car
December 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
To describe my childhood in one sentence, this was my family car
Does Private Ryan imply the existence of TMI Ryan?
December 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Does Private Ryan imply the existence of TMI Ryan?
Rain, nature's wet swiffer
December 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Rain, nature's wet swiffer
Be the large, shapeless garment you want to see in this world
December 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Be the large, shapeless garment you want to see in this world
Not sure what's going on in my neighbour's backyard but it's very likely someone is being sacrificed
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Not sure what's going on in my neighbour's backyard but it's very likely someone is being sacrificed
Gay hockey show went from being SO HOT to SO TOUCHING 😭❤️😭
December 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Gay hockey show went from being SO HOT to SO TOUCHING 😭❤️😭
Many years ago someone gifted me a Vanity Fair subscription and there was a "woe is me" feature about Albert Brooks and how he was leading man-destined but never got the right opportunities, and the next month a director wrote in saying "it's cause test audiences found you annoying and unlikable"
December 17, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Many years ago someone gifted me a Vanity Fair subscription and there was a "woe is me" feature about Albert Brooks and how he was leading man-destined but never got the right opportunities, and the next month a director wrote in saying "it's cause test audiences found you annoying and unlikable"
Skecher's slop ads are so terrible like wtf is going on with this girl's leg, does she have a knee merkin under there?
December 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Skecher's slop ads are so terrible like wtf is going on with this girl's leg, does she have a knee merkin under there?
Tried to squeeze in one last weekday matinee today before my sabbatical ends, but I didn't sleep well last night and unintentionally kept nodding off so I left at intermission 🙃 #heylookatthisthingiwentto #andlefthalfwaythrough
December 10, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Tried to squeeze in one last weekday matinee today before my sabbatical ends, but I didn't sleep well last night and unintentionally kept nodding off so I left at intermission 🙃 #heylookatthisthingiwentto #andlefthalfwaythrough
I highly recommend *not* getting contrast dye accidentally injected into your herniated spinal disc
December 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I highly recommend *not* getting contrast dye accidentally injected into your herniated spinal disc
Literally just texting a friend about this very fact
The Russian’s ass is one of the wonders of the world. Every time it appeared, the whole watch party gasped. And it appeared a lot in the first two episodes. WHEW. #HeatedRivalry
December 7, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Literally just texting a friend about this very fact
Is there a database of younger actors in "old face" makeup compared to their actual old faces later in life? This would be a perfect Tumblr concept 15 years ago
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Is there a database of younger actors in "old face" makeup compared to their actual old faces later in life? This would be a perfect Tumblr concept 15 years ago
Waiting for my flight back to NYC and realizing how much I'm going to miss the shape of toilet seats outside of North America
December 3, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Waiting for my flight back to NYC and realizing how much I'm going to miss the shape of toilet seats outside of North America