NYC’S FUCKING WEATHER
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#WEATHER FORECASTS AND OTHER SHIT FOR NEW YORK CITY ( MANHATTAN / BROOKLYN / THE BRONX / QUEENS / STATEN ISLAND #NYC ).
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NEW YORK CITY HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL JANUARY WEATHER no it's not IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS AND NOT-AT-ALL-FRIGID so make the most of it ya fucks TREASURE THIS WHILE IT LASTS
FRI: 52°/42°
SAT: 45°/40°
SUN: 46°/33°
FRI: 52°/42°
SAT: 45°/40°
SUN: 46°/33°
January 9, 2026 at 10:43 PM
NEW YORK CITY HOLY FUCK THIS IS NOT YOUR TYPICAL JANUARY WEATHER no it's not IT'S FUCKING GORGEOUS AND NOT-AT-ALL-FRIGID so make the most of it ya fucks TREASURE THIS WHILE IT LASTS
FRI: 52°/42°
SAT: 45°/40°
SUN: 46°/33°
FRI: 52°/42°
SAT: 45°/40°
SUN: 46°/33°
NEW YORK CITY IT'S A FRIGID FUCKING START BUT THERE'S GOOD NEWS COMING, IF YOU COUNT TEMPS IN THE 50s AS GOOD.
MON: 36°/33°
TUE: 42°/39°
WED: 51°/36°
THU: 50°/38°
FRI: 51°/48° RAIN
MON: 36°/33°
TUE: 42°/39°
WED: 51°/36°
THU: 50°/38°
FRI: 51°/48° RAIN
January 5, 2026 at 12:59 PM
NEW YORK CITY IT'S A FRIGID FUCKING START BUT THERE'S GOOD NEWS COMING, IF YOU COUNT TEMPS IN THE 50s AS GOOD.
MON: 36°/33°
TUE: 42°/39°
WED: 51°/36°
THU: 50°/38°
FRI: 51°/48° RAIN
MON: 36°/33°
TUE: 42°/39°
WED: 51°/36°
THU: 50°/38°
FRI: 51°/48° RAIN
NEW YORK CITY.... IT COLD. YES IT COULD BE COLDER, BUT FUCKING CUMSHITS IT COULD ALSO BE A NICE 53° OUT THERE, WHAT WOULD BE SO WRONG ABOUT THAT?
FRI: 32°/25°
SAT: 34°/29°
SUN: 37°/24°
FRI: 32°/25°
SAT: 34°/29°
SUN: 37°/24°
January 2, 2026 at 9:04 PM
NEW YORK CITY.... IT COLD. YES IT COULD BE COLDER, BUT FUCKING CUMSHITS IT COULD ALSO BE A NICE 53° OUT THERE, WHAT WOULD BE SO WRONG ABOUT THAT?
FRI: 32°/25°
SAT: 34°/29°
SUN: 37°/24°
FRI: 32°/25°
SAT: 34°/29°
SUN: 37°/24°
NEW YORK CITY IT'S FUCKIN FRIDAY SURE IT WAS WET AS A TENDER COOCHIE BUT DAMMM WAS IT WARM OUT LOVE THAT FOR US GIMME SOME SUGAR COLDER SATURDAY (41°) WARMER SUNDAY (48°) THERE U HAVE IT
December 19, 2025 at 11:08 PM
NEW YORK CITY IT'S FUCKIN FRIDAY SURE IT WAS WET AS A TENDER COOCHIE BUT DAMMM WAS IT WARM OUT LOVE THAT FOR US GIMME SOME SUGAR COLDER SATURDAY (41°) WARMER SUNDAY (48°) THERE U HAVE IT
NEW YORK CITY AS YOU KNOW IT'S BLOODRAG FRIGID ON THE STREETS. BUT IT'S NOT FOREVER. WEDNESDAY THE SHIT IN THE SUN STARTS MELTING.
MON: 32°/24°
TUE: 37°/29°
WED: 49°/32°
THU: 50°/47°
FRI: 58°/28° AM SHOWERS
MON: 32°/24°
TUE: 37°/29°
WED: 49°/32°
THU: 50°/47°
FRI: 58°/28° AM SHOWERS
December 15, 2025 at 2:22 PM
NEW YORK CITY AS YOU KNOW IT'S BLOODRAG FRIGID ON THE STREETS. BUT IT'S NOT FOREVER. WEDNESDAY THE SHIT IN THE SUN STARTS MELTING.
MON: 32°/24°
TUE: 37°/29°
WED: 49°/32°
THU: 50°/47°
FRI: 58°/28° AM SHOWERS
MON: 32°/24°
TUE: 37°/29°
WED: 49°/32°
THU: 50°/47°
FRI: 58°/28° AM SHOWERS
NEW YORK CITY IT IS COLDER THAN I’D LIKE BUT WE MAY GET SOME SNOW THIS WEEKEND AND I LIKE SNOW SO [SHRUGGIE]
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 38°/30°
SAT: 43°/31°
SUN: 33°/22° POSSIBLE AM SNOW
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 38°/30°
SAT: 43°/31°
SUN: 33°/22° POSSIBLE AM SNOW
December 12, 2025 at 4:14 PM
NEW YORK CITY IT IS COLDER THAN I’D LIKE BUT WE MAY GET SOME SNOW THIS WEEKEND AND I LIKE SNOW SO [SHRUGGIE]
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 38°/30°
SAT: 43°/31°
SUN: 33°/22° POSSIBLE AM SNOW
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 38°/30°
SAT: 43°/31°
SUN: 33°/22° POSSIBLE AM SNOW
NYC JFC IT COLD. FUCKING BRRR. WE MAY NOT SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF FREEZING TODAY. CAN BARELY TYPE. FINGERS STIFF. TEETH CHATTERING. SOMEBBBODY MAKE IT STOPPP
MON: 32°/22°
TUE: 36°/34°
WED: 46°/39° EVENING RAIN
THU: 41°/30°
FRI: 39°/31°
MON: 32°/22°
TUE: 36°/34°
WED: 46°/39° EVENING RAIN
THU: 41°/30°
FRI: 39°/31°
December 8, 2025 at 3:55 PM
NYC JFC IT COLD. FUCKING BRRR. WE MAY NOT SEE THE OTHER SIDE OF FREEZING TODAY. CAN BARELY TYPE. FINGERS STIFF. TEETH CHATTERING. SOMEBBBODY MAKE IT STOPPP
MON: 32°/22°
TUE: 36°/34°
WED: 46°/39° EVENING RAIN
THU: 41°/30°
FRI: 39°/31°
MON: 32°/22°
TUE: 36°/34°
WED: 46°/39° EVENING RAIN
THU: 41°/30°
FRI: 39°/31°
NEW YORK CITY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BRRRRRRRR THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS IS AS COLD AS IT WILL GET THIS WEEKEND BUT, STILL, FUCK THIS WEATHER SQUARELY IN ITS FUCKING FACEHOLE.
FRI: 34°/32°
SAT: 42°/34°
SUN: 43°/31°
FRI: 34°/32°
SAT: 42°/34°
SUN: 43°/31°
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 PM
NEW YORK CITY HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BRRRRRRRR THE GOOD NEWS IS THIS IS AS COLD AS IT WILL GET THIS WEEKEND BUT, STILL, FUCK THIS WEATHER SQUARELY IN ITS FUCKING FACEHOLE.
FRI: 34°/32°
SAT: 42°/34°
SUN: 43°/31°
FRI: 34°/32°
SAT: 42°/34°
SUN: 43°/31°
NEW YORK CITY IS THIS NOT THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DREARY WAY TO START WINTER? FUCKING BLECH.
MON: 44°/34°
TUE: 41°/32° RAIN ALL DAY
WED: 42°/34°
THU: 41°/23°
FRI: 33°/31°
MON: 44°/34°
TUE: 41°/32° RAIN ALL DAY
WED: 42°/34°
THU: 41°/23°
FRI: 33°/31°
December 1, 2025 at 12:24 PM
NEW YORK CITY IS THIS NOT THE MOST MOTHERFUCKING DREARY WAY TO START WINTER? FUCKING BLECH.
MON: 44°/34°
TUE: 41°/32° RAIN ALL DAY
WED: 42°/34°
THU: 41°/23°
FRI: 33°/31°
MON: 44°/34°
TUE: 41°/32° RAIN ALL DAY
WED: 42°/34°
THU: 41°/23°
FRI: 33°/31°
NEW YORK CITY IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA THE SAME OL SHIT THIS WEEK BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THERE’S A BANGING POST ON THE PARK SLOPE REDDIT, CHILD CARE IS SO REAL
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 50°
TUE: 50°
WED: 49°
THU: 51°
FRI: 56°
YOUR FUCKING BROOKLYN SWINGERS:
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 50°
TUE: 50°
WED: 49°
THU: 51°
FRI: 56°
YOUR FUCKING BROOKLYN SWINGERS:
November 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
NEW YORK CITY IT'S A WHOLE LOTTA THE SAME OL SHIT THIS WEEK BUT ON THE BRIGHT SIDE THERE’S A BANGING POST ON THE PARK SLOPE REDDIT, CHILD CARE IS SO REAL
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 50°
TUE: 50°
WED: 49°
THU: 51°
FRI: 56°
YOUR FUCKING BROOKLYN SWINGERS:
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 50°
TUE: 50°
WED: 49°
THU: 51°
FRI: 56°
YOUR FUCKING BROOKLYN SWINGERS:
FUCKING MEH.
FRI: 53°
SAT: 53°
SUN: 57°
FRI: 53°
SAT: 53°
SUN: 57°
November 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
FUCKING MEH.
FRI: 53°
SAT: 53°
SUN: 57°
FRI: 53°
SAT: 53°
SUN: 57°
NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT SOME MILD FALL VIBES ON TAP FOR THE WEEK HELL YEAH GIVE ME 65 DEGREES GIMME A LIGHT JACKET AND PASS THE SPLIFF...
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 61°/50°
TUE: 62°/47°
WED: 67°/49°
THU: 56°/43°
FRI: 64°/56°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 61°/50°
TUE: 62°/47°
WED: 67°/49°
THU: 56°/43°
FRI: 64°/56°
November 3, 2025 at 1:47 PM
NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT SOME MILD FALL VIBES ON TAP FOR THE WEEK HELL YEAH GIVE ME 65 DEGREES GIMME A LIGHT JACKET AND PASS THE SPLIFF...
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 61°/50°
TUE: 62°/47°
WED: 67°/49°
THU: 56°/43°
FRI: 64°/56°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 61°/50°
TUE: 62°/47°
WED: 67°/49°
THU: 56°/43°
FRI: 64°/56°
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November 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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October 31, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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NYC WE ARE SETTLING INTO SOME CLASSIC NEW YORK CITY AUTUMN WEATHER HERE HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A SAFE N' SEXY HALLOWEEN HOPE Y'ALL GO VOTE ETC. ETC. ETC.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 58°/50°
SAT: 59°/47°
SUN: 61°/49°
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 58°/50°
SAT: 59°/47°
SUN: 61°/49°
October 31, 2025 at 1:53 PM
NYC WE ARE SETTLING INTO SOME CLASSIC NEW YORK CITY AUTUMN WEATHER HERE HOPE Y'ALL HAVE A SAFE N' SEXY HALLOWEEN HOPE Y'ALL GO VOTE ETC. ETC. ETC.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 58°/50°
SAT: 59°/47°
SUN: 61°/49°
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 58°/50°
SAT: 59°/47°
SUN: 61°/49°
NYC, IT'S CHILLY IN THE MORNINGS AND SOME DAYS WON'T GET OUT OF THE 50s AND... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🚨🚨WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL START OF NEW YORK CITY SWEATER WEATHER!🚨🚨
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 59°/47°
TUE: 60°/50°
WED: 58°/54°
THU: 64°/54° RAIN
FRI: 61°/50° SHOWERS
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 59°/47°
TUE: 60°/50°
WED: 58°/54°
THU: 64°/54° RAIN
FRI: 61°/50° SHOWERS
October 27, 2025 at 1:08 PM
NYC, IT'S CHILLY IN THE MORNINGS AND SOME DAYS WON'T GET OUT OF THE 50s AND... YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? 🚨🚨WELCOME TO THE OFFICIAL START OF NEW YORK CITY SWEATER WEATHER!🚨🚨
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 59°/47°
TUE: 60°/50°
WED: 58°/54°
THU: 64°/54° RAIN
FRI: 61°/50° SHOWERS
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 59°/47°
TUE: 60°/50°
WED: 58°/54°
THU: 64°/54° RAIN
FRI: 61°/50° SHOWERS
NEW YORK CITY WE ARE ENTERING THE CHILLY PART OF FALL. PLUSSES: SWEATER WEATHER. MINUSES: FUCKING BRRRRRRRRRR.
YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER:
FRI: 63°/48°
SAT: 61°/48°
SUN: 59°/46°
YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER:
FRI: 63°/48°
SAT: 61°/48°
SUN: 59°/46°
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 PM
NEW YORK CITY WE ARE ENTERING THE CHILLY PART OF FALL. PLUSSES: SWEATER WEATHER. MINUSES: FUCKING BRRRRRRRRRR.
YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER:
FRI: 63°/48°
SAT: 61°/48°
SUN: 59°/46°
YOUR WEEKEND WEATHER:
FRI: 63°/48°
SAT: 61°/48°
SUN: 59°/46°
NEW YORK CITY, FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT! LET US REVEL YEA, BUT LET US REVEL WITH OUR LIGHT JACKETS ON.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 64°/52°
TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY
WED: 66°/51°
THU: 63°/48°
FRI: 63°/47°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 64°/52°
TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY
WED: 66°/51°
THU: 63°/48°
FRI: 63°/47°
October 20, 2025 at 2:12 PM
NEW YORK CITY, FALL IS IN FULL MOTHERFUCKING EFFECT! LET US REVEL YEA, BUT LET US REVEL WITH OUR LIGHT JACKETS ON.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 64°/52°
TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY
WED: 66°/51°
THU: 63°/48°
FRI: 63°/47°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 64°/52°
TUE: 70°/58° <-- PRIMO DAY
WED: 66°/51°
THU: 63°/48°
FRI: 63°/47°
NEW YORK CITY ARE YOU READY FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC FALL WEEKEND? ARE YOU READY TO GO WALK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PARK, SIPPING ON AUTUMNAL BEVERAGES AND SHIT?
YOUR FUCKING STUFF:
FRI: 66°/51°
SAT: 68°/57°
SUN: 74°/63°
YOUR FUCKING STUFF:
FRI: 66°/51°
SAT: 68°/57°
SUN: 74°/63°
October 17, 2025 at 1:16 PM
NEW YORK CITY ARE YOU READY FOR A MOTHERFUCKING CLASSIC FALL WEEKEND? ARE YOU READY TO GO WALK IN THE MOTHERFUCKING PARK, SIPPING ON AUTUMNAL BEVERAGES AND SHIT?
YOUR FUCKING STUFF:
FRI: 66°/51°
SAT: 68°/57°
SUN: 74°/63°
YOUR FUCKING STUFF:
FRI: 66°/51°
SAT: 68°/57°
SUN: 74°/63°
NEW YORK CITY THIS IS NOT IDYLLIC FALL WEATHER BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, A MERE MORTAL, GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY
TUE: 64°
WED: 69°
THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN
FRI: 64°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY
TUE: 64°
WED: 69°
THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN
FRI: 64°
October 13, 2025 at 1:02 PM
NEW YORK CITY THIS IS NOT IDYLLIC FALL WEATHER BUT WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU, A MERE MORTAL, GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY
TUE: 64°
WED: 69°
THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN
FRI: 64°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 60° RAIN AND WIND MOST OF THE DAY
TUE: 64°
WED: 69°
THU: 64° THE SUN RETURNS. WYB SUN
FRI: 64°
NEW YORK CITY... SOME CLASSIC SHITTY FALL WEATHER COMING OUR WAY. DREARY, DISMAL, DAMP... DAMMIT.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/58°
SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN
SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/58°
SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN
SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY
October 10, 2025 at 11:52 AM
NEW YORK CITY... SOME CLASSIC SHITTY FALL WEATHER COMING OUR WAY. DREARY, DISMAL, DAMP... DAMMIT.
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/58°
SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN
SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY
YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/58°
SAT: 70°/62° MORNING RAIN
SUN: 65°/59° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY
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NEW YORK CITY THIS AIN'T OCTOBER NOW BUT IT WILL BE BY WEDNESDAY. BRING IT ON! #FUCKYESFALL
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°/66°
TUE: 82°/69°
WED: 71°/51°
THU: 63°/49°
FRI: 67°/55°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°/66°
TUE: 82°/69°
WED: 71°/51°
THU: 63°/49°
FRI: 67°/55°
October 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
NEW YORK CITY THIS AIN'T OCTOBER NOW BUT IT WILL BE BY WEDNESDAY. BRING IT ON! #FUCKYESFALL
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°/66°
TUE: 82°/69°
WED: 71°/51°
THU: 63°/49°
FRI: 67°/55°
YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 81°/66°
TUE: 82°/69°
WED: 71°/51°
THU: 63°/49°
FRI: 67°/55°