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tomgauld.bsky.social
Don't forget to open the first door on your Samuel Beckett Advent Calendar today!
Title: Exclusive - Peek behind the doors of the Saumuel Beckett Advent Calendar Image: Nine open doors on an advent calendar which show - 1. A tree. 2. Three funeral urns. 3. Nothing. 4. A carrot and some turnips. 5. An empty room. 6. An abandoned bicycle. 7. Darkness. 8. A rock. 9. Nothing. Again.
December 1, 2023 at 2:44 PM
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justingarrison.com
This is the most accurate image AI has ever generated
An incoherent flow chart for “should I use AI”
November 15, 2023 at 10:35 PM
nucleartux.bsky.social
OK, I don't have anything to hide. What's the worst that could happen?
November 10, 2023 at 7:03 PM
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trzn.bsky.social
heute gibts etwas wissenscontent für euch
anatomy of a bublebee: picture of a bumblebee. the ass is labeled with bum, the rest with blebee
November 7, 2023 at 7:10 AM
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paleofuture.bsky.social
One of Australia’s big internet/phone providers has a major outage right now and this is the best story I’ve heard yet
A woman who rang ABC Sydney radio said she found out about the Optus outage from her cat. The cat has an automatic wi-fi feeder (connected to Optus) & when breakfast wasn't delivered at 6:10 am, the cat went to the bedroom to lodge a complaint with management.
November 8, 2023 at 1:30 AM
nucleartux.bsky.social
Tell us a perfect album that came out when you were 16
Linkin Park - Meteora (Album cover art)
November 8, 2023 at 7:08 AM
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fightingpride93.bsky.social
Philomena Cunk walking along train tracks saying "With its cowboys and guns and steam train rides, America became known as the land of the free,... which must have come as a surprise to all the slaves."
November 6, 2023 at 5:28 PM
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greynoise.io
Honeypots vs. Honeytokens: Unpacking the Differences! 🍯Learn about the unique deployment, interaction, and scope of these early threat detection tools in @koronkowy.bsky.social 's latest blog post.
Unveiling the Deceptive World: Honeypots vs Honeytokens | GreyNoise Blog
Despite each’s similar purpose of early threat detection, honeypots and honeytokens vastly differ in deployment, interaction, and scope. This post delves into the various aspects that contribute to ...
www.greynoise.io
November 6, 2023 at 6:56 PM
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molly.wiki
all this time i thought the lasers were going in the other direction
Bored Ape #9291. A brown-furred ape, wearing a slouchy orange beanie and black t-shirt, has its mouth open in a sort of smile. There are red laser beams shooting out of (or perhaps into) its eyes.
November 6, 2023 at 3:39 PM
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jjinandtonic.bsky.social
A cybertruck could never
Hilux: the evolution of revolution
November 2, 2023 at 5:48 PM
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samuel.fm
You wouldn’t flare a cloud
October 30, 2023 at 9:41 PM
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carlbergstrom.com
Sadly I don't know the source of the banner or the photograph.
Banner: the "guns don't kill people" people sure seem to think a book can make you gay.
October 27, 2023 at 2:54 AM
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encephalophagy.bsky.social
When you send an email to a co-worker and they call you on Teams just to ask you to repeat what you already said on the email
Rolling your eyes
October 26, 2023 at 9:27 AM
nucleartux.bsky.social
Listen to my first House session titled ‘House afternoon’ by The Supervisor is on #SoundCloud on.soundcloud.com/dYo4M
House afternoon
My first House music session, expect deep and groovy house! 💃🕺
on.soundcloud.com
October 26, 2023 at 12:32 AM
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hexcraft.bsky.social
this is what its like consoling your internet friends
“I am sad” - huge ship “Dont be sad” - relatively small excavator next to it
October 23, 2023 at 1:42 AM
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funnyordie.bsky.social
October 19, 2023 at 8:06 AM
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jenmsft.bsky.social
If you're using Bluesky from a windows PC you can input emoji using WIN + Period
October 6, 2023 at 2:40 AM
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bonibaru.bsky.social
Dream denied
October 3, 2023 at 10:05 PM
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shouldhavecat.bsky.social
Yesss.... 😂😂😂
Yesss.... 😂😂😂
October 6, 2023 at 3:53 AM
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garaktailor.com
Hot diggity shit thank you! Only $90 left.

$710/$800! Thanks to ya'll we got enough to get the water back running but had to use some mortgage money to do it.

Please share widely and help if you can.

V:@/JKNotSoBad C:$/JKNotsobad
PP: @/comfortingmoo

More Mox tax.
Orange and white cat asleep on her back on a hardwood floor she blends into
September 30, 2023 at 6:06 PM
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lambdacalculus.bsky.social
The Grim Reaper at a claw machine. The text reads: "DIANE FEINSTEIN!? IS HENRY KISSINGER EVEN... ehh, whatevs, I'll take it. Maybe I'll get McConnell next."
September 29, 2023 at 1:40 PM
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erinbiba.bsky.social
Ok Latesky I’m off to bed. Good night to all of you but especially to everyone that gets this joke.
A parody cover of the Myst video game. A game called WHAT with the tagline The Fuck Does This Lever Do I’ve Been Stuck Here For 3 Hours
September 28, 2023 at 8:28 AM