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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus

@lambdacalculus.bsky.social

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Lvl 46 cyberpunk, hacker, and filthy pirate. Best worst influence. I do cursed things with computers. Loud Chaotic Good 🇨🇺/🔯 punk. .ooM by proxy. He/him/bi 🏳️‍🌈 #HackThePlanet Nazis will be punched and humiliated. Ko-Fi: http://ko-fi.com/LambdaCalculus

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 11h

I heard the leader of Portland's #antifa is named Monkey D. Luffy. Pass it on.

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PBS News @pbsnews.org · 5d

“The Librarians” examines the experiences of school librarians who have found themselves on the front lines of a battle against censorship. https://to.pbs.org/46TqfiW

The fight against book bans by public school librarians shown in new documentary

According to a new report from PEN America, public schools across the U.S. saw more than 6,800 book bans in the 2024-25 school year. A new documentary, “The Librarians,” examines the experiences of sc...

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 5d

Are you fucking kidding us?? That's a photo from LA in 1992!!

Where in the fuck is your journalistic integrity?? Did you leave it floating in the toilet along with your morning shit??

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Rebecca Heineman @burgerbecky.bsky.social · 8d

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman

I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer

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Scott Santens @scottsantens.com · 8d

They always say the same basic thing. They are always wrong. And we should do what we have always done and do the thing that needs doing anyway, which this time around is universal basic income and healthcare, and a 4-day workweek.

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KOJAMF🤘🖤🤘 @kojamf.bsky.social · 8d

Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 6d

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Kevin Mitnick - Wikipedia

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 9d

If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene.

Make all the noise possible.

Raise all the hell.

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 8d

Great. Japan just elected a Masayoshi Shido.

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 8d

Generic white guys for $4.98?

Nah, I'll pass. I'd rather get a slice or two of pizza for that much.

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Keith Stack @keithstack.com · 10d

An MS-Paint doodle of Jay Bluesky saying, "Here at Bluesky, we're making social media WITHOUT the toxicity!" next to a Bluesky Employee of the Month plaque featuring a barrel of toxic waste.

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Stephen "Frosty" Frost @frostman007.bsky.social · 10d

Thanks to Dan Forden for all his contributions to not only the Mortal Kombat franchise, but also to video game history, in general. It was an absolute pleasure to meet him and have him involved in Mortal Kombat: Legacy Kollection. Until our paths meet again... stay Toasty!

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trick van treat @derek.bike · 9d

and scene

a tweet by Dana Gould @danagould that says:

Thinking about Rush Limbaugh and how, now that he's dead, you never, ever hear about him. No one mentions anything he did.
Because what he did had no value.
It contributed nothing worthwhile to the culture. Nothing of lasting value.
He just made anger. Every day.
Rising, blooming & fading like a fart.
Then he died & was instantly replaced by a fleet of little replicas, farting fake fury five days a week.
Creating nothing of interest or artistic value to anyone.
Seriously, what an awful way to make a living.

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🌸☀️idspispopd🌙🥀 @bhaalspawn.bsky.social · 9d

#TillysCursedLibrary 📚 No. 36

#FakeBookTitleFriday

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 9d

If I ever get Mitnicked, make a fucking scene.

Make all the noise possible.

Raise all the hell.

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 9d

Do I really wanna be on a site with a Lowtax clone as CEO?

Probably not.

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Draken BlackKnight @drakenblackknight.bsky.social · 9d

Does NYC have this set up?

Alt CDC (they/them) @altcdc.altgov.info · 9d

Was about to post another chilling ICE raid story. 💀

Instead—let’s spotlight groups like Chicago’s People’s Patrol. 🫶

What local groups in your area are standing up? Drop them below ⬇️

Because when they come for ANY of us, we must ALL speak out.
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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 9d

The Emperor can eat shit.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.bsky.social · 10d

You absolutely should not dismiss the AT Protocol technology that runs this place as boring nerd stuff, because that is the exact technology we are going to need to ensure that usable social media that isn’t controlled by Nazis continues to exist.

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Hard Drive @hard-drive.net · 14d

Dudes would rather join ICE than buy a Swedish-made penis enlarger pump

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stage7 🏳️‍⚧️ 🏳️‍🌈 @stage7.bsky.social · 20d

Happy #Bisibility Day to those who celebrate. 💙💜❤️

The Bisexual Manifesto: We are tired [the rest is redacted].

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MAKS 25 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 18d

👀🇺🇸 WP: A satirical bronze statue called “Best Friends Forever” appeared on the National Mall in Washington, DC, depicting Trump and Epstein holding hands.

The anonymous artists said it was displayed “in honour of friendship month,” mocking Trump’s past ties to Epstein.

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The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 22d

No one fucks with my trans homies. EVER.

The 500 Hats of LambdaCalculus @lambdacalculus.bsky.social · 22d

I fucking hate this and I wish I could do so much more to help.

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🌒🌕🌘 Chanita gobernadora 🩷💜🩵 @shinyruins.bsky.social · 22d

The Dutch have no chill & I'm here for it. 👏🏾👏🏾

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