🌒🌕🌘 Chanita gobernadora 🩷💜🩵
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Why go to therapy when I can just dive into another book‽ Read whatever you want. 🧚‍♀️🧛🏾‍♀️🐉📚 Master Eeveelutionst, Senior Watcher, Hist/Pol, Afro Latina Goth 🧙🏾‍♀️ ♉️ ✊🏿 ¿Dos idiomas? ¡Doble los memes! 🇵🇷->🇺🇸->🇬🇧 Do no harm, but take no shit. She | Her | Tired
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shinyruins.bsky.social
Live, even if only out of spite, so you may dance when the news hits that he has died.
shinyruins.bsky.social
Happy Indigenous Peoples Day

If you need a reason to smile today, Christopher Columbus died a broke ass bitch begging for scraps from the Spanish crown. He suffered, bedridden for months on end & the last 15 so years of his life was spent in agony.

May he roast forever in hell, amen.
shinyruins.bsky.social
The one joke crowd absolutely does not read their holy book because WTF is this shit.
danlehner.bsky.social
this is so funny if you think about it for like five seconds
shinyruins.bsky.social
Getting ARC approved for romance books is neat, but getting approved for history books‽ That's chief kiss.
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lincolnproject.us
We would like to thank Kristi Noem for bringing cameras with her everywhere and collecting evidence for her future trial at The Hague.
shinyruins.bsky.social
Sigourney Beaver *breathes*

#Dragula Titans cast: OMG how dare she! 🙄😡🤬
shinyruins.bsky.social
Look 2025 is shit enough, please don't take Dolly Parton away from us for fuck's sake.
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ogmcduck.bsky.social
I don't pray, but Dolly prays and i love her. I just read that she's doing poorly, so I'm sending this one out to her. (It's a fking banger, btw)
Heaven's Just a Prayer Away
YouTube video by Dolly Parton - Topic
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shinyruins.bsky.social
Yeah, he's in his late 80s too and I don't want to next visit to be at a casket :/
shinyruins.bsky.social
And the owner of Arizona Iced Tea said they may have to raise the prices for the first time due to his tariffs.

Bush's two terms were bad, but not "raise Arizona Iced Tea prices" level of bad.
shinyruins.bsky.social
My elderly godfather, who I love more than my dad is getting up there in age, I want to go see him before he dies. IDK if they'll let Eris in (lots of foreign transfolk have had issues), or if either od us detained by ICE. it's a bad bad time and the more ppl say its not that bad, the worst it is
shinyruins.bsky.social
The road to fascism is paved with idiots saying that it really wasn't fascism. The goal post is moved time and again until the clock has been run down.

Fascism doesn't spring like a massive oak overnight, its a weed that creeps slowly until its choking everything.
radiofreetom.bsky.social
If we were living under fascism, none of you would be here daring to post things. You'd be erasing your social media accounts and keeping your head down; you'd know that peacocking your faux-bravery on a network would expose you to being disappeared.
You have no idea what "fascism" really means.
mouthfulofcavities.bsky.social
the regime is zip tying toddlers and ripping them away from their mothers unclothed... calling it fascism upsets this neo-con.
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midnightsun49.bsky.social
🚨Justice for Jayvon Givan!

Another young black man has been found hanging from a tree, this time in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Not a single news article, not a single minute of media coverage. The Albuquerque police department is ruling this as a suicide.
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bisexualkaiju.myatproto.social
So you want to support living marginalized banned authors but your local banned books week displays and events are full of famous dead people?

Not to worry: your helpful non-binary bookseller is here to help!

A thread!
shinyruins.bsky.social
I probably don't need to take every practice test before I pay to take the real one, but I'm gonna do it anyways.
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weratedogs.com
Ghost Baby Clifford is here to announce that it is officially spooky season. Let the festivities commence.
a picture from an old Clifford book. Clifford is much smaller than usual, implying he is baby. he is holding a brown paper bag in his mouth and is covered in a sheet with eye holes. it is obvious he is trick or treating. his tail has action lines around it, indicating he is rather excited for both the tricks and the treats
shinyruins.bsky.social
The most egregious error in this book is it stating that Guy Fawkes led the Gunpowder Plot.

It was led by Robert Catesby, the fact that Fawkes is the most famous member among the conspirators does not make him the leader.
shinyruins.bsky.social
Oh and poetry side, no mention of Dylan Thomas or Robert Frost but William Wordswroth & Walter Scott get named dropped? And so totally skewered to the English too to boot.

Who the heck is writing this? I want to have words. 3/3
shinyruins.bsky.social
Worst of all was that the British Invasion of the 60s wasn't even mentioned. The book name drops The Beatles & The Rolling Stones but doesn't even mention the monumental influence of the invasion. 2/🧵
shinyruins.bsky.social
The UK citizenship guide section on music mentioned Rock & Jazz (American in origin) but didnt mention Metal or Goth whatsoever, genres that are totally British in origin. 1/🧵