Martin Haunschmid | ntrm
@ntrm.bsky.social
Penetration Tester | AppSec
Founder Adversary GmbH
OS(CP|WE|EP)
Founder Adversary GmbH
OS(CP|WE|EP)
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You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
October 17, 2025 at 5:00 AM
You know how billionaires end up with severe cognitive deficits as a result of becoming surrounded by yes men who constantly tell them their every idea is genius? What if we made a bot that just does that to everyone. I think that would be a good idea.
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Mr. Omnissiah, this one here
my most radical take is that i think machines and computers got no soul so it’s ok to beat them into pieces with a hammer
October 5, 2025 at 9:27 AM
Mr. Omnissiah, this one here
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"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
October 3, 2025 at 5:18 PM
"We're going to create superintelligence" How about making outlook search work first. How about that
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🚀New plugin in the Caido Store!
Introducing "NewRequests" by @ntrm.bsky.social
Identify which requests follow a certain action by filtering out the HTTP History table with a hotkey.
Check out more details: github.com/martinhaunsc...
Introducing "NewRequests" by @ntrm.bsky.social
Identify which requests follow a certain action by filtering out the HTTP History table with a hotkey.
Check out more details: github.com/martinhaunsc...
June 26, 2025 at 11:15 AM
🚀New plugin in the Caido Store!
Introducing "NewRequests" by @ntrm.bsky.social
Identify which requests follow a certain action by filtering out the HTTP History table with a hotkey.
Check out more details: github.com/martinhaunsc...
Introducing "NewRequests" by @ntrm.bsky.social
Identify which requests follow a certain action by filtering out the HTTP History table with a hotkey.
Check out more details: github.com/martinhaunsc...
The negative impact on society aside, “You're the seer walking inside the cracked machine, and now even the machine doesn't know how to treat you.” goes really hard
People Are Becoming Obsessed with ChatGPT and Spiraling Into Severe Delusions buff.ly/ntqEPeZ
People Are Becoming Obsessed with ChatGPT and Spiraling Into Severe Delusions
A startling number of ChatGPT uses are developing intense, reality-bending AI delusions. The impacts on their real lives are often disastrous.
buff.ly
June 11, 2025 at 8:16 AM
The negative impact on society aside, “You're the seer walking inside the cracked machine, and now even the machine doesn't know how to treat you.” goes really hard
Time to get out of my (technical) comfort zone again. To go into the magical land of ✨binaries✨ and ✨reverse engineering✨:
Starting @offsectraining.bsky.social’s OSED course. Let’s gooo!
Starting @offsectraining.bsky.social’s OSED course. Let’s gooo!
June 7, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Time to get out of my (technical) comfort zone again. To go into the magical land of ✨binaries✨ and ✨reverse engineering✨:
Starting @offsectraining.bsky.social’s OSED course. Let’s gooo!
Starting @offsectraining.bsky.social’s OSED course. Let’s gooo!
New item on my bucket list: Having a talk recorded and in the middle of it looking at the camera, breaking the fourth wall and saying: “for all the lawyers watching…”.
Awesome talk!
Awesome talk!
My gargantuan presentation about Cold War attacks and intrusions into our intelligence apparatus has now been published. If you didn't catch it at #ShmooCon or #CackalackyCon now you can view it here...
youtu.be/-Z_Jv7vuiqg
Enjoy! 👍😁👍
youtu.be/-Z_Jv7vuiqg
Enjoy! 👍😁👍
Attacking Classified Safes and Vaults from the Cold War to Now [CackalackyCon 2025]
YouTube video by DeviantOllam
youtu.be
June 7, 2025 at 8:35 AM
New item on my bucket list: Having a talk recorded and in the middle of it looking at the camera, breaking the fourth wall and saying: “for all the lawyers watching…”.
Awesome talk!
Awesome talk!
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Of course open source software has been used in war before, but seeing ArduPilot Mission Planner being used to blow up Russian strategic bombers is still wild.
June 1, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Of course open source software has been used in war before, but seeing ArduPilot Mission Planner being used to blow up Russian strategic bombers is still wild.
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decades of cyberpunk fiction, and I don't believe a single writer fully predicted how embarrassingly stupid so much of AI was going to be
May 15, 2025 at 11:22 PM
decades of cyberpunk fiction, and I don't believe a single writer fully predicted how embarrassingly stupid so much of AI was going to be
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my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
April 8, 2025 at 3:07 AM
my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content
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i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
April 4, 2025 at 9:10 PM
i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.
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dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch
February 23, 2025 at 5:08 PM
dunno why we are debating elon musk's intelligence when we all fucking saw him play elden ring with two shields and flasks removed from quick pouch
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0 days since the last “it was DNS”
January 24, 2025 at 1:52 PM
0 days since the last “it was DNS”
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I try not to be too unfiltered, but like, I work in cybersecurity. I see China hacking critical infrastructure constantly. They pose a serious threat. If the US ends up in a confrontation with them, they likely won't think twice before attacking civilian infrastructure. But, the takes on TikTok. 1/2
January 14, 2025 at 3:48 AM
I try not to be too unfiltered, but like, I work in cybersecurity. I see China hacking critical infrastructure constantly. They pose a serious threat. If the US ends up in a confrontation with them, they likely won't think twice before attacking civilian infrastructure. But, the takes on TikTok. 1/2
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I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.
When will we pass privacy regulations
When will we pass privacy regulations
December 25, 2024 at 2:48 PM
I’m having a conversation with my mom about something I want for Christmas and a week later Santa gives it to me.
When will we pass privacy regulations
When will we pass privacy regulations
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a good friend of mine says something to the effect of “you either die a blackhat or end up an appsec engineer”
December 5, 2024 at 8:51 AM
a good friend of mine says something to the effect of “you either die a blackhat or end up an appsec engineer”
Living life at the ratelimit.
December 3, 2024 at 9:22 AM
Living life at the ratelimit.
Fuck the Internet. I’m going to visit the Internet on another screen.
Thank you @h.olysh.it 😭💛 Missing @krisnova.net today and every day.
To celebrate Nóva, share what you would rather be doing…
Fuck the Internet. I’m going to go [insert passion hobby here].
Fuck the internet. I’m going to go play drums.
To celebrate Nóva, share what you would rather be doing…
Fuck the Internet. I’m going to go [insert passion hobby here].
Fuck the internet. I’m going to go play drums.
November 25, 2024 at 6:28 PM
Fuck the Internet. I’m going to visit the Internet on another screen.
Weird I have to ask this in 2024, but... Is there a good E-Mail Client?
November 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Weird I have to ask this in 2024, but... Is there a good E-Mail Client?
Well, I'm ✨brainfried✨ from this workday anyways and it's Friday evening here, so why not analyze the newly dropped Laravel Vulnerability (CVE-2024-52301). If I got something wrong, let me know!
November 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Well, I'm ✨brainfried✨ from this workday anyways and it's Friday evening here, so why not analyze the newly dropped Laravel Vulnerability (CVE-2024-52301). If I got something wrong, let me know!
Okay it seems the #BugBounty goats are taking their time to show up here :(
November 20, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Okay it seems the #BugBounty goats are taking their time to show up here :(