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I just thought everyone should see this
January 22, 2026 at 11:02 PM
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January 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
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jokers grinky
January 20, 2026 at 5:15 PM
it's funny that jack de quidt had a dream about a t-shirt that said "ranged touch investigates the cascade". it's funny that ranged touch made the shirt and sells it. It's funny that a knock-off shirt exists. it's funny that the knock-off is more expensive than the official one. great job everyone.
January 14, 2026 at 3:26 PM
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scott adams said one of my youtube videos was bad one time. now he's dead. i think there's a lesson there
January 13, 2026 at 4:52 PM
we have caught and compromised to a permanent end dilbert
January 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
listen, say what you will about trump, but you HAVE to disrespect the office of the presidency
January 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
"any big plans for the weekend?"
January 8, 2026 at 4:33 PM
this morning I am relying on piplup to give me strength www.youtube.com/watch?v=bm0n...
【公式】プロジェクトポッチャマ “Piplup Step” アニメーションMV
YouTube video by ポケモン公式YouTubeチャンネル
www.youtube.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 PM
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Happy birthday to the one and only, Hayao Miyazaki.
January 5, 2026 at 12:37 PM
if you start listening to the @futureteens.bsky.social album "Breakup Season" at 11:59:58 PM then you will hear Amy say "Happy New Year" at exactly midnight

and then you will hear a great album
December 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
A lot of bad companies are named after Tolkien things but as far as I know, there aren’t any sports betting apps. But if you told me there some obscure unfinished story about an elf Fanduël who did war against the Kings of Draft in the elder days, then I’d find that entirely plausible.
December 30, 2025 at 12:12 AM
I am begging weighted blanket manufacturers to stop holding back. Give me the Giles Corey, cowards
December 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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you know, these days, many people time of year. but this season, try when to everything a special time — it just might become which with you
December 25, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My favorite part of this time of year is tales of the glories of christmases long long ago. Love those tales of the glories of christmases long long ago
December 23, 2025 at 7:05 PM
I’ll never convince anyone that hasn’t already watched it that a Doctor Who spin off called “The War Between The Land And The Sea” is very good and they should watch it, but it’s good and you should watch it
December 21, 2025 at 11:21 PM
in lieu of an "albums of the year 2025" I'll just say I hate that fuckin geese record and leave it at that
December 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
just popping into bluesky to let everyone know I recently read the Silmarillion and it radicalized me. I've taken the oath of Fëanor. I'm Noldorpilled
December 20, 2025 at 6:06 PM
tell me more about what we should love, mark cuban. I cannot love without guidance from mark
I have grown to believe that excessive wealth does something to your brain that is analogous to a serious head injury
December 15, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Sebulba at the Game Awards. What a time to be alive.
December 12, 2025 at 3:32 AM
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This isn’t a real comic but I still think about it a lot.
December 10, 2025 at 12:39 PM
the most legendary gacha pull of all happened two thousand years ago in a manger in bethlehem
December 8, 2025 at 8:32 PM
almost all movies feature at least one skeleton in them, but the skeletons are usually hidden inside of a human body
December 8, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"christmas is 12 days" factoid actualy just statistical error. average person has 0 days of chirstmas. Ebenezer Scrooge, who was visited by three spirits and then vowed "I will honor Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year," is an outlier adn should not have been counted
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
once Netflix and HBO merge, maybe the people at HBO who decided not to renew Scavengers Reign and the people at Netflix who decided not to renew Scavengers Reign can meet up and shake hands and hug and kiss
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM