Notus Infantum
@notusinfantum.bsky.social
Hi! I'm Notus, a 30-something toddler who likes mashing buttons on synthesizers! I like making electronic music, messing with computer hardware, biohacking and emerging technologies like VR! 😄 say hi!
Unlike my main, I know my purpose!
Unlike my main, I know my purpose!
it’s definitely a soggy Saturday (and a cozy way to wake up)
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 PM
it’s definitely a soggy Saturday (and a cozy way to wake up)
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I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
I need be talked down to and treated like a toddler and given a rigid daily schedule & structured playtime “for [my] own good” or I am going to explode
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The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't actually have to get potty trained
November 20, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The elites don't want you to know this, but you don't actually have to get potty trained
>be me
>invited to go on a hike with friends
>pads up
>tiny tear in the front plastic
>no_big_deal.jpg
>stop for breakfast before hike
>figure “eh I’ll use the restroom
>padding RIPS/EXPLODES in the process
>awh_fuck.png
>make excuse to duck out to car
>change into emergency underwear
>invited to go on a hike with friends
>pads up
>tiny tear in the front plastic
>no_big_deal.jpg
>stop for breakfast before hike
>figure “eh I’ll use the restroom
>padding RIPS/EXPLODES in the process
>awh_fuck.png
>make excuse to duck out to car
>change into emergency underwear
November 19, 2025 at 8:34 PM
>be me
>invited to go on a hike with friends
>pads up
>tiny tear in the front plastic
>no_big_deal.jpg
>stop for breakfast before hike
>figure “eh I’ll use the restroom
>padding RIPS/EXPLODES in the process
>awh_fuck.png
>make excuse to duck out to car
>change into emergency underwear
>invited to go on a hike with friends
>pads up
>tiny tear in the front plastic
>no_big_deal.jpg
>stop for breakfast before hike
>figure “eh I’ll use the restroom
>padding RIPS/EXPLODES in the process
>awh_fuck.png
>make excuse to duck out to car
>change into emergency underwear
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I need a girl to take my paci out to passionately kiss me and then put it back in while I'm all flustered and light headed....
November 17, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I need a girl to take my paci out to passionately kiss me and then put it back in while I'm all flustered and light headed....
Mommy: “Were you biting your nails?!”
Me: “no! I was just picking my nose!!”
Mommy: “…and then putting it in your mouth… fucking toddler…”
Me: “no! I was just picking my nose!!”
Mommy: “…and then putting it in your mouth… fucking toddler…”
November 15, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Mommy: “Were you biting your nails?!”
Me: “no! I was just picking my nose!!”
Mommy: “…and then putting it in your mouth… fucking toddler…”
Me: “no! I was just picking my nose!!”
Mommy: “…and then putting it in your mouth… fucking toddler…”
I gotta work on teaching Mommy some things cause she tried “checking” if I was dry (“all dry!”) and I most certainly was /not/
but she /did/ gave me fun buzzy times at the end of the day 😵💫🥺🫠 so… 💜💜💜
but she /did/ gave me fun buzzy times at the end of the day 😵💫🥺🫠 so… 💜💜💜
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I gotta work on teaching Mommy some things cause she tried “checking” if I was dry (“all dry!”) and I most certainly was /not/
but she /did/ gave me fun buzzy times at the end of the day 😵💫🥺🫠 so… 💜💜💜
but she /did/ gave me fun buzzy times at the end of the day 😵💫🥺🫠 so… 💜💜💜
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Do you ever just… diapers??
November 15, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Do you ever just… diapers??
nyearrrow pshhhhhrwwww fwrwrhrwrrhwhrhwhrh
November 15, 2025 at 1:11 AM
nyearrrow pshhhhhrwwww fwrwrhrwrrhwhrhwhrh
true love is your partner letting you be a big ol’ bab all day and play with Legos and color in coloring books
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
true love is your partner letting you be a big ol’ bab all day and play with Legos and color in coloring books
I’m an AI (Adorable Infant) interfacing with an LLM (Large Language Mommy)
hello yes I'm an AI (Adorable Infant)
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I’m an AI (Adorable Infant) interfacing with an LLM (Large Language Mommy)
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(Paraphrasing) “We have to think of AI as the mother and us as the baby / we’ve gotta build an AI with a maternal sense” - Geoffrey Hinton, per an upcoming interview w/ Kara Swisher
I have /many/ questions (and many thoughts/emotions on this)!
I have /many/ questions (and many thoughts/emotions on this)!
November 12, 2025 at 10:14 PM
(Paraphrasing) “We have to think of AI as the mother and us as the baby / we’ve gotta build an AI with a maternal sense” - Geoffrey Hinton, per an upcoming interview w/ Kara Swisher
I have /many/ questions (and many thoughts/emotions on this)!
I have /many/ questions (and many thoughts/emotions on this)!
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Normalize having infantile pride and praising yourself for completing basic self-care each day.
Maybe you took a shower even though you didn't want to?
Take a second to feel proud. You did a good thing! Then conjure up all the little-ish enthusiasm you can and say, "I diddit! I'm a good baby!"
Maybe you took a shower even though you didn't want to?
Take a second to feel proud. You did a good thing! Then conjure up all the little-ish enthusiasm you can and say, "I diddit! I'm a good baby!"
October 26, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Normalize having infantile pride and praising yourself for completing basic self-care each day.
Maybe you took a shower even though you didn't want to?
Take a second to feel proud. You did a good thing! Then conjure up all the little-ish enthusiasm you can and say, "I diddit! I'm a good baby!"
Maybe you took a shower even though you didn't want to?
Take a second to feel proud. You did a good thing! Then conjure up all the little-ish enthusiasm you can and say, "I diddit! I'm a good baby!"
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my politics are whatever this is
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my politics are whatever this is
told mommy about how this post blew up a bit and she went “ah, so has your ass breached containment?”
look I’m just glad nothing breached my diaper
look I’m just glad nothing breached my diaper
tfw you’re getting ready to change out of your nighttime diaper and suddenly a messy accident happens ;///////;
November 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
told mommy about how this post blew up a bit and she went “ah, so has your ass breached containment?”
look I’m just glad nothing breached my diaper
look I’m just glad nothing breached my diaper
tfw you’re getting ready to change out of your nighttime diaper and suddenly a messy accident happens ;///////;
November 8, 2025 at 5:07 PM
tfw you’re getting ready to change out of your nighttime diaper and suddenly a messy accident happens ;///////;
arriving today just in time… I had to thoroughly check the sheets to see whether I’d leaked or not… ;////;
November 6, 2025 at 3:09 PM
arriving today just in time… I had to thoroughly check the sheets to see whether I’d leaked or not… ;////;
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Did you know that CAPCon has six mascots? And - did you know CAP's looking to compensate three artists for art of them?
I need artists! If you draw cute stuff and would like a cheaper CAPCon, please apply!!
portal.capcon.club/apply/volunt...
(Log in to your portal account and then click this link)
I need artists! If you draw cute stuff and would like a cheaper CAPCon, please apply!!
portal.capcon.club/apply/volunt...
(Log in to your portal account and then click this link)
November 5, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Did you know that CAPCon has six mascots? And - did you know CAP's looking to compensate three artists for art of them?
I need artists! If you draw cute stuff and would like a cheaper CAPCon, please apply!!
portal.capcon.club/apply/volunt...
(Log in to your portal account and then click this link)
I need artists! If you draw cute stuff and would like a cheaper CAPCon, please apply!!
portal.capcon.club/apply/volunt...
(Log in to your portal account and then click this link)
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Okay.
(nonsexual age regression<3)
(nonsexual age regression<3)
September 14, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Okay.
(nonsexual age regression<3)
(nonsexual age regression<3)
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November 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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Just one more knee bounce and i wont be cranky anymore bro i swear
November 4, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Just one more knee bounce and i wont be cranky anymore bro i swear
historically I’ve had older partners so it’s somewhat odd to have a Mommy younger than me (not by a huge margin, but still)
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
historically I’ve had older partners so it’s somewhat odd to have a Mommy younger than me (not by a huge margin, but still)
-waiting on Mommy to get out of the bathroom-
Me: “hurry up I need to pee!!”
Mommy: “you ALWAYS need to pee!”
Me: “This is a non-issue if I could just pee my pants!!”
Me: “hurry up I need to pee!!”
Mommy: “you ALWAYS need to pee!”
Me: “This is a non-issue if I could just pee my pants!!”
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
-waiting on Mommy to get out of the bathroom-
Me: “hurry up I need to pee!!”
Mommy: “you ALWAYS need to pee!”
Me: “This is a non-issue if I could just pee my pants!!”
Me: “hurry up I need to pee!!”
Mommy: “you ALWAYS need to pee!”
Me: “This is a non-issue if I could just pee my pants!!”