Not That Mel B.
@notthatmelb.bsky.social
Reluctantly aging genx punk rock girl from NJ. Publishing/production pro. I read alot. 90% of my brain is song lyrics. Sometimes I'm funny. Go Yankees.
#RESIST
#RESIST
While I'm at it: fuck Nicki Minaj, too.
January 30, 2026 at 6:15 AM
While I'm at it: fuck Nicki Minaj, too.
Can we deport Melania? Asking for a nation.
January 30, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Can we deport Melania? Asking for a nation.
Dear World,
American here.
HELP.
American here.
HELP.
January 26, 2026 at 10:01 AM
Dear World,
American here.
HELP.
American here.
HELP.
Anyone who is triggered by Taylor Swift calling a man a little bitch is, in fact, a little bitch. I don't make the rules.
January 23, 2026 at 9:59 AM
Anyone who is triggered by Taylor Swift calling a man a little bitch is, in fact, a little bitch. I don't make the rules.
Older lady at the laundromat, speaking to me for no reason: "It's nice in here today, isn't it? Usually it's a zoo! You know, the non-English-speaking kind."
Me: "No, racist grandma, I am not your audience."
*puts in earbuds and moves to another table*
Like WTF.
Me: "No, racist grandma, I am not your audience."
*puts in earbuds and moves to another table*
Like WTF.
January 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Older lady at the laundromat, speaking to me for no reason: "It's nice in here today, isn't it? Usually it's a zoo! You know, the non-English-speaking kind."
Me: "No, racist grandma, I am not your audience."
*puts in earbuds and moves to another table*
Like WTF.
Me: "No, racist grandma, I am not your audience."
*puts in earbuds and moves to another table*
Like WTF.
Schumer doing nothing as usual.
Schumer: “Donald Trump’s assault on the Fed’s independence continues… This is the kind of bullying that we’ve all come to expect from Donald Trump and his cronies. Anyone who is independent and doesn’t just fall in line behind Trump gets investigated.”
January 12, 2026 at 7:21 AM
Schumer doing nothing as usual.
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I read an article about how military occupation makes neutral people hate you.
It builds opposition automatically.
Every day you occupy, you convert another neutral person into a resistor of your regime.
ICE hasn't figured that out yet.
But their occupation builds the resistance organically. ✊🏼
It builds opposition automatically.
Every day you occupy, you convert another neutral person into a resistor of your regime.
ICE hasn't figured that out yet.
But their occupation builds the resistance organically. ✊🏼
January 12, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I read an article about how military occupation makes neutral people hate you.
It builds opposition automatically.
Every day you occupy, you convert another neutral person into a resistor of your regime.
ICE hasn't figured that out yet.
But their occupation builds the resistance organically. ✊🏼
It builds opposition automatically.
Every day you occupy, you convert another neutral person into a resistor of your regime.
ICE hasn't figured that out yet.
But their occupation builds the resistance organically. ✊🏼
If you're defending ICE after what happened in Minnesota yesterday, please remove yourself from my feed and my life, and get fucked.
January 9, 2026 at 6:09 AM
If you're defending ICE after what happened in Minnesota yesterday, please remove yourself from my feed and my life, and get fucked.
"I'm so sick of politics" = "I'm a privileged white male who can't be bothered."
January 9, 2026 at 4:50 AM
"I'm so sick of politics" = "I'm a privileged white male who can't be bothered."
January 8, 2026 at 6:52 AM
January 7, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Also, fuck Lindsey Graham.
January 7, 2026 at 10:43 AM
Also, fuck Lindsey Graham.
Dear Rest of the World,
How hard can it be to kidnap and disappear a giant orange piece of shit? Pretty please? 🙏
How hard can it be to kidnap and disappear a giant orange piece of shit? Pretty please? 🙏
January 7, 2026 at 10:42 AM
Dear Rest of the World,
How hard can it be to kidnap and disappear a giant orange piece of shit? Pretty please? 🙏
How hard can it be to kidnap and disappear a giant orange piece of shit? Pretty please? 🙏
Good job, New Jersey!
#hittheroadjack
#hittheroadjack
November 6, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Good job, New Jersey!
#hittheroadjack
#hittheroadjack
November 4, 2025 at 6:17 AM
"Trump lied when..."
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
October 23, 2025 at 9:38 AM
"Trump lied when..."
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."
THEN STOP HIM.
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It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
October 19, 2025 at 10:59 AM
It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
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I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
October 18, 2025 at 7:37 AM
I want to live in boring times.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Give me mundane.
Give me trivial.
Anyone else watch the Grammys tribute to Cyndi Lauper? So much fun, and she sounds great. This was by far my favorite, though. CHER!!
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
October 6, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Anyone else watch the Grammys tribute to Cyndi Lauper? So much fun, and she sounds great. This was by far my favorite, though. CHER!!
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
There's a do-or-die Yankees game on right now and I get out of the shower to find my husband watching Love is Blind.
Immediate divorce.
Immediate divorce.
October 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
There's a do-or-die Yankees game on right now and I get out of the shower to find my husband watching Love is Blind.
Immediate divorce.
Immediate divorce.
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This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
September 26, 2025 at 5:21 AM
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
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September 23, 2025 at 2:14 AM