Not That Mel B.
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Not That Mel B.
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Reluctantly aging genx punk rock girl from NJ. Publishing/production pro. I read alot. 90% of my brain is song lyrics. Sometimes I'm funny. Go Yankees. #RESIST
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"Trump lied when..."
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."

THEN STOP HIM.
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It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
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I want to live in boring times.

Give me mundane.

Give me trivial.
Anyone else watch the Grammys tribute to Cyndi Lauper? So much fun, and she sounds great. This was by far my favorite, though. CHER!!
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
There's a do-or-die Yankees game on right now and I get out of the shower to find my husband watching Love is Blind.

Immediate divorce.
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This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
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Feels like the #rapture should be held on a Monday, no?
I love you, UK.
Windsor Castle right now waiting for Trump’s arrival 🤣
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM OMG I HATE IT HERE.
Presented without comment because this is perfection. 👌
#OliverKornetzke
It should be against the law for local weather persons to use the word "juicy" to describe anything.
In this economy if you see someone shoplifting food, diapers, or medicine no you didn't.
Aliens invade. 👽

Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Me: *takes them to white house*
Trump walks out.
Aliens: ....
Aliens: Stop screwing around. Seriously, take us to your leader.
Me: *points to Trump*

Aliens leave.
Was typing too fast when signing an email and accidentally left the "L" out of my name, making it "Meanie," and you know what? Fine.
So the other day I dropped my earbud in the grocery store, realized it when I got to my car, and went back in and got it.

Last night I dreamt that I was running through a train station because I had lost my earbud, wallet, three train tickets, and my dog.

The human brain is a fucked up thing.
I recently heard someone describe RAYE as Amy Winehouse without the heroin and honestly that sounds kind of boring.
Palate cleanser. 😻
Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
🐈‍⬛
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"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
Have you ever been stuck behind the same person in traffic for so long that you start to hate everything about them and their car?

"This dumb motherfucker with his weird brake lights."
Ugh, so true.
Sending good vibes. 💞