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Not That Mel B.
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Reluctantly aging genx punk rock girl from NJ. Publishing/production pro. I read alot. 90% of my brain is song lyrics. Sometimes I'm funny. Go Yankees. #RESIST
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · 3d
"Trump lied when..."
"Trump said he wouldn't..."
"Trump can't do that..."
"Trump is destroying..."

THEN STOP HIM.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 7d
It’s a rough time to have critical thinking skills.
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John Collins @logicallyjc.bsky.social · 8d
I want to live in boring times.

Give me mundane.

Give me trivial.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · 20d
Anyone else watch the Grammys tribute to Cyndi Lauper? So much fun, and she sounds great. This was by far my favorite, though. CHER!!
#girlsjustwannahavefundamentalrights
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · 24d
There's a do-or-die Yankees game on right now and I get out of the shower to find my husband watching Love is Blind.

Immediate divorce.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 26
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 26
This is your daily reminder that Donald Trump is a piece of shit. Carry on.
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BKinDetroit @bkindetroit.bsky.social · Sep 23
Tylenol ain't taking this shit

From tylenol.com
A statement from the Tylenol website stating that Tylenol does not cause autism
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 21
Feels like the #rapture should be held on a Monday, no?
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 17
I love you, UK.
wutangforchildren.bsky.social WuTangIsForTheChildren @wutangforchildren.bsky.social · Sep 16
Windsor Castle right now waiting for Trump’s arrival 🤣
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 7
FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK YOU FOR VOTING FOR HIM OMG I HATE IT HERE.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 5
Presented without comment because this is perfection. 👌
#OliverKornetzke
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Sep 4
Bugs Bunny had it right.
a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
ALT: a cartoon of bugs bunny holding a fish in his paw
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Aug 27
It should be against the law for local weather persons to use the word "juicy" to describe anything.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Aug 24
In this economy if you see someone shoplifting food, diapers, or medicine no you didn't.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Aug 22
Aliens invade. 👽

Aliens: Take us to your leader.
Me: *takes them to white house*
Trump walks out.
Aliens: ....
Aliens: Stop screwing around. Seriously, take us to your leader.
Me: *points to Trump*

Aliens leave.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Aug 13
Was typing too fast when signing an email and accidentally left the "L" out of my name, making it "Meanie," and you know what? Fine.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Aug 7
WTF is this timeline?
I hate it here.
www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...
Former ‘Superman’ Actor Dean Cain Says He’s Joining ICE: “This Is the Right Thing”
"I've spoken with some officials over at ICE, and I will be sworn in as an ICE agent, ASAP," the actor says.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Jul 28
So the other day I dropped my earbud in the grocery store, realized it when I got to my car, and went back in and got it.

Last night I dreamt that I was running through a train station because I had lost my earbud, wallet, three train tickets, and my dog.

The human brain is a fucked up thing.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Jul 27
I recently heard someone describe RAYE as Amy Winehouse without the heroin and honestly that sounds kind of boring.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Jul 22
Palate cleanser. 😻
trumph8ters.bsky.social Animals R Us…. @trumph8ters.bsky.social · Jul 21
Take your time to admire this beautiful catfish…. 🥰
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · Jul 14
"people used to be so much tougher they didn't need vaccines/pasteurization/air conditioning" no idiot they just died
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Jul 10
Have you ever been stuck behind the same person in traffic for so long that you start to hate everything about them and their car?

"This dumb motherfucker with his weird brake lights."
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Jul 4
Oh no.
This one hurts.
R.I.P.
😭😭😭😭
Julian McMahon, Nip/Tuck, Charmed and FBI: Most Wanted Star, Dead at 56
Julian McMahon, best known to TV audiences for FX's Nip/Tuck and CBS' FBI: Most Wanted, has died at the age of 56 — read obituary.
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Not That Mel B. @notthatmelb.bsky.social · Jun 30
Ugh, so true.
Sending good vibes. 💞
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