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“what’s your dream job?” ummm... princess
January 13, 2026 at 6:04 PM
“what’s your dream job?” ummm... princess
Fun date idea: we read all of my saved Substack articles, drink coffee, and discuss new ideas and perspectives together🧸📚
September 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Fun date idea: we read all of my saved Substack articles, drink coffee, and discuss new ideas and perspectives together🧸📚
i have bugged IT for an issue that magically gets fixed when they remote into my computer 3 times now so i probably look like a liar to the whole department :(
July 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
i have bugged IT for an issue that magically gets fixed when they remote into my computer 3 times now so i probably look like a liar to the whole department :(
i just had to ask someone to help me unclip the barbell clips because my “hands are weak” and then he proceeded to watch me carry the 30 pound weights away and laughed
May 28, 2025 at 12:34 AM
i just had to ask someone to help me unclip the barbell clips because my “hands are weak” and then he proceeded to watch me carry the 30 pound weights away and laughed
my attorney messaged to see if i had the capacity to draft something for her today and i took that as a challenge. i have the capacity to do everything.
May 22, 2025 at 4:46 PM
my attorney messaged to see if i had the capacity to draft something for her today and i took that as a challenge. i have the capacity to do everything.
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listening to Provider by Sleep Token on repeat just to hear Vessel say “good girl” 😌😌
#sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #provider
#sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #provider
May 11, 2025 at 10:42 PM
listening to Provider by Sleep Token on repeat just to hear Vessel say “good girl” 😌😌
#sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #provider
#sleeptoken #eveninarcadia #provider
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Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
March 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Turn down the radio. Turn off the television. Listen. Listen to the birds. They're talking mad shit about you, loser
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happy bruno mars surprised to see pete wentz day to those who celebrate
April 29, 2025 at 11:59 AM
happy bruno mars surprised to see pete wentz day to those who celebrate
i’ve got the energy of ten thousand men when i hear the critically acclaimed album “From Under the Cork Tree” circa 2006 from American rock band Fall Out Boy.
April 27, 2025 at 2:21 PM
i’ve got the energy of ten thousand men when i hear the critically acclaimed album “From Under the Cork Tree” circa 2006 from American rock band Fall Out Boy.
we got a popcorn party today for admin professionals day and its so sad to have to grab popcorn from a tiny styrofoam cup to thank us for our hard work but that’s showbiz baby
April 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
we got a popcorn party today for admin professionals day and its so sad to have to grab popcorn from a tiny styrofoam cup to thank us for our hard work but that’s showbiz baby
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my neighbor didn’t call me a little lady today and i feel like i was conditioned because now im wondering what i did wrong to not get a nickname today :(
April 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
my neighbor didn’t call me a little lady today and i feel like i was conditioned because now im wondering what i did wrong to not get a nickname today :(
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Me: I have too many interests
Also me: Let me pick up more
Also me: Let me pick up more
April 5, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Me: I have too many interests
Also me: Let me pick up more
Also me: Let me pick up more
i need to start charging for being DD because my car is full of empty bottles, food wrappers, and clothes 🙄
April 6, 2025 at 3:08 PM
i need to start charging for being DD because my car is full of empty bottles, food wrappers, and clothes 🙄
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Jar Jar Binks when he walks into the club:
April 3, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Jar Jar Binks when he walks into the club:
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Sleep Token breaking the fourth wall of their own lore to be like ‘hey this kinda sucks sometimes actually’ is so sad and beautiful, Caramel might be one of my new faves
April 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Sleep Token breaking the fourth wall of their own lore to be like ‘hey this kinda sucks sometimes actually’ is so sad and beautiful, Caramel might be one of my new faves
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waking up wondering why i have a weird headache and an upset tummy and realizing i only had 3 pickles for dinner🤭
April 1, 2025 at 1:22 PM
waking up wondering why i have a weird headache and an upset tummy and realizing i only had 3 pickles for dinner🤭
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I SURVIVED (my stomach issues) 🙏🏻
March 29, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I SURVIVED (my stomach issues) 🙏🏻
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are you happy or are you an oldest sibling and happen to be a girl
March 24, 2025 at 8:03 PM
are you happy or are you an oldest sibling and happen to be a girl
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Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times,
you're good at this and I can respect that.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times,
you're good at this and I can respect that.
March 21, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Fool me once, shame on you.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times,
you're good at this and I can respect that.
Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me three times,
you're good at this and I can respect that.
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imagine hating me and i’m just over here like…
March 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
imagine hating me and i’m just over here like…
it’s so funny when a man ends the conversation with “toodles” and more men should do it
March 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
it’s so funny when a man ends the conversation with “toodles” and more men should do it