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Not Carl
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· Apr 1
Hope everyone comes out to see my band OCD/C this weekend. We cover AC/DC and if we miss a note we have to start the whole show over
Started a new job a few weeks ago and it's good I've been with the company for a while because I haven't seen any indication that my new team has any training plans
December 11, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Started a new job a few weeks ago and it's good I've been with the company for a while because I haven't seen any indication that my new team has any training plans
2/10 parking job. Off street near building not much else going for it
Car crashes into building on Gorman Street in Raleigh
The WRAL Breaking News Tracker spotted the crash at an apartment complex on Gorman Street and Graduate Lane. While it is unclear what caused the crash, it appeared the vehicle was up against the side of a building.
The WRAL Breaking News Tracker spotted the crash at an apartment complex on Gorman Street and Graduate Lane. While it is unclear what caused the crash, it appeared the vehicle was up against the side of a building.
Car crashes into building on Gorman Street in Raleigh
The WRAL Breaking News Tracker spotted the crash at an apartment complex on Gorman Street and Graduate Lane. While it is unclear what caused the crash, it appeared the vehicle was up against the side of a building.
www.wral.com
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
2/10 parking job. Off street near building not much else going for it
This is probably the worst thing any Big Ten coach has ever done
December 11, 2025 at 2:05 AM
This is probably the worst thing any Big Ten coach has ever done
Getting paid to sit at your desk and say "fuck you" under your breath at a computer screen all day >>>>>>
December 9, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Getting paid to sit at your desk and say "fuck you" under your breath at a computer screen all day >>>>>>
From this moment until I breathe my last I will do all I can to make airports sweatier
December 9, 2025 at 3:52 PM
From this moment until I breathe my last I will do all I can to make airports sweatier
Dropping grapes into my king's mouth without making physical contact so as to prevent myself from being turned to solid gold
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Archival research feels like it’s full of these, but then there’s always one throwback archive with a microfiche machine or a paper catalogue (or, indeed: NARA)
Archival research feels like it’s full of these, but then there’s always one throwback archive with a microfiche machine or a paper catalogue (or, indeed: NARA)
What skill did you master that you will never, ever use again?
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
Summer of '95 I had a job assembling single-use film cameras, which I did enough that I can still perform the actions. I don't think they even sell them anymore, but even if they do I'm certainly never going to be making them again!
December 8, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Dropping grapes into my king's mouth without making physical contact so as to prevent myself from being turned to solid gold
Sounds like North Dakota State forgot to account for Shohei Ohtani
circling back here.
Illinois State threw FIVE interceptions...
and got stopped on 4th-and-goal twice...
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and WON against the undefeated defending national champs who were winning by an average of 30 points every game?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
what the hell happened?!?!?!?!?!
Illinois State threw FIVE interceptions...
and got stopped on 4th-and-goal twice...
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and WON against the undefeated defending national champs who were winning by an average of 30 points every game?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!
what the hell happened?!?!?!?!?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Sounds like North Dakota State forgot to account for Shohei Ohtani
Why'd UVA run that play there? Historical connections to slavery?
December 7, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Why'd UVA run that play there? Historical connections to slavery?
Congratulations in particular to Bill Belichick
December 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Congratulations in particular to Bill Belichick
I will behead the emu
December 7, 2025 at 3:38 AM
I will behead the emu
ACC needs to hold their championship at SoFi Stadium or somewhere else in their territory with a roof
December 7, 2025 at 3:13 AM
ACC needs to hold their championship at SoFi Stadium or somewhere else in their territory with a roof
Haven't seen a branch accelerate that fast since Kyle down the street finished off the Bud Light case and smashed his Taurus into our crepe myrtles
December 7, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Haven't seen a branch accelerate that fast since Kyle down the street finished off the Bud Light case and smashed his Taurus into our crepe myrtles
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Leo Messi finally wins the one trophy he's pursued his entire life: MLS Cup.
Now officially the GOAT.
Now officially the GOAT.
December 6, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Leo Messi finally wins the one trophy he's pursued his entire life: MLS Cup.
Now officially the GOAT.
Now officially the GOAT.
Better ozone than kzone imo
December 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Better ozone than kzone imo
I've had one (1) egg nog and I'm about to tape some drywall cracks
December 5, 2025 at 11:12 PM
I've had one (1) egg nog and I'm about to tape some drywall cracks
I've been awarded the FIFA Pees Prize for my incredibly powerful stream and magnificent accuracy
December 5, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I've been awarded the FIFA Pees Prize for my incredibly powerful stream and magnificent accuracy
Tired of nonprofit employees sending emails with their name and not including the organization in the From: field
December 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Tired of nonprofit employees sending emails with their name and not including the organization in the From: field
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Danny DeVito and the ManningCast tackle the time he emerged from a couch naked on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
December 2, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Danny DeVito and the ManningCast tackle the time he emerged from a couch naked on 'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia'.
Transferred my Spotify library to Apple Music and it seems to have matched the censored version of every song how do I fix this
December 1, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Transferred my Spotify library to Apple Music and it seems to have matched the censored version of every song how do I fix this
The phrase that stirs the soul of the most stoic of drivers: "a tailgating blonde"
December 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The phrase that stirs the soul of the most stoic of drivers: "a tailgating blonde"
I think the Vanderbilt Commodores should score a few more here just for fun
November 29, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I think the Vanderbilt Commodores should score a few more here just for fun
Who else got to fuck the turkey?
November 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Who else got to fuck the turkey?
I only use golf balls that are named after shampoo. Pro V1? Sure. Fructis X? I'll take a dozen. Best Golf Balls That Last Forever And Fly Really Far? Fuck right off
November 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
I only use golf balls that are named after shampoo. Pro V1? Sure. Fructis X? I'll take a dozen. Best Golf Balls That Last Forever And Fly Really Far? Fuck right off
Trying to convince the in-laws that they should not refer to the dog's little half-barks as "boofing"
November 27, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Trying to convince the in-laws that they should not refer to the dog's little half-barks as "boofing"