Jamie Indigo
@not-a-robot.com
She/they; 100% human tech SEO; author of #RichSnippets; Tabaxi/Rogue; Public Speaker; loving auntie; I go down 🐇🕳 & learn in public. Posts are my own nonsense. Zombie of @jammer_volts on Twitter
The... audacity...
Y'all. No.
Y'all. No.
November 25, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The... audacity...
Y'all. No.
Y'all. No.
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Inspired by perfnow.nl, I've dusted off drafts of my network and device situation analysis. Good news/bad news: devices and networks are improving, but pages are swelling. The web is usable for the wealthy, but less so for everyone else.
infrequently.org/2025/11/perf...
infrequently.org/2025/11/perf...
The Performance Inequality Gap, 2026 - Infrequently Noted
Embedded in this year's network and device estimates is hopeful news about the trajectory of devices and networks. It has never been easier to deliver pages quickly, but we are not collectively…
infrequently.org
November 24, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Inspired by perfnow.nl, I've dusted off drafts of my network and device situation analysis. Good news/bad news: devices and networks are improving, but pages are swelling. The web is usable for the wealthy, but less so for everyone else.
infrequently.org/2025/11/perf...
infrequently.org/2025/11/perf...
Real data wives of web almanac county 🍷
November 22, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Real data wives of web almanac county 🍷
Fox needs Jesus.
... Or Satan. Satan was all about autonomy and consent.
Yes, Fox needs needs Satan.
... Or Satan. Satan was all about autonomy and consent.
Yes, Fox needs needs Satan.
Wait holy shit, a nice correction on this story - THESE CELEBS DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THIS PROJECT. They recorded voices 15 years ago for an audio bible project and Fox is repurposing it bsky.app/profile/falc...
Okay, this is kind of wild? www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...
November 20, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Fox needs Jesus.
... Or Satan. Satan was all about autonomy and consent.
Yes, Fox needs needs Satan.
... Or Satan. Satan was all about autonomy and consent.
Yes, Fox needs needs Satan.
Sir, he said no.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0AG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0AG...
November 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sir, he said no.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0AG...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0AG...
If you're seeing `GoogleAgent-URLContext` in your logs, this appears to the user-agent for Gemini's URL Context tool
"By including URLs in your request, the model will access the content from those pages to inform and enhance its response."
ai.google.dev/gemini-api/d...
"By including URLs in your request, the model will access the content from those pages to inform and enhance its response."
ai.google.dev/gemini-api/d...
URL context | Gemini API | Google AI for Developers
ai.google.dev
November 18, 2025 at 10:11 PM
If you're seeing `GoogleAgent-URLContext` in your logs, this appears to the user-agent for Gemini's URL Context tool
"By including URLs in your request, the model will access the content from those pages to inform and enhance its response."
ai.google.dev/gemini-api/d...
"By including URLs in your request, the model will access the content from those pages to inform and enhance its response."
ai.google.dev/gemini-api/d...
If you're in Denver, join us at the Curious Theatre this Sunday for JOB followed by a live Q&A panel
JOB is a taut thriller that asks urgent questions about mental health, corporate loyalty, and what we’re willing to sacrifice to keep our place
Tickets on sale now at CuriousTheatre.org
JOB is a taut thriller that asks urgent questions about mental health, corporate loyalty, and what we’re willing to sacrifice to keep our place
Tickets on sale now at CuriousTheatre.org
November 18, 2025 at 9:07 PM
If you're in Denver, join us at the Curious Theatre this Sunday for JOB followed by a live Q&A panel
JOB is a taut thriller that asks urgent questions about mental health, corporate loyalty, and what we’re willing to sacrifice to keep our place
Tickets on sale now at CuriousTheatre.org
JOB is a taut thriller that asks urgent questions about mental health, corporate loyalty, and what we’re willing to sacrifice to keep our place
Tickets on sale now at CuriousTheatre.org
Honestly, I think you could be a pretty good life coach just by telling people to hydrate and unclench their jaw
Your clients will be like, "dang, how did they know?"
Your clients will be like, "dang, how did they know?"
November 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Honestly, I think you could be a pretty good life coach just by telling people to hydrate and unclench their jaw
Your clients will be like, "dang, how did they know?"
Your clients will be like, "dang, how did they know?"
Reposted by Jamie Indigo
Gift link to NYT article about the corruption of DOJ. One former insider says “I wouldn’t even call it the Justice Department anymore. It’s become Trump’s personal law firm. … [T]he American people should be enraged.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
60 Attorneys on the Year of Chaos Inside Trump’s Justice Department (Gift Article)
Sixty former staffers describe an environment of suspicion and intimidation within the nation’s most powerful law enforcement agency.
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Gift link to NYT article about the corruption of DOJ. One former insider says “I wouldn’t even call it the Justice Department anymore. It’s become Trump’s personal law firm. … [T]he American people should be enraged.”
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
www.nytimes.com/interactive/...
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In addition to annotations rolling out in GSC, more people are starting to see 'Query groups' today in GSC as well. After a refresh, I'm seeing them too across accounts. You might want to check that out for your own properties.
November 17, 2025 at 3:55 PM
In addition to annotations rolling out in GSC, more people are starting to see 'Query groups' today in GSC as well. After a refresh, I'm seeing them too across accounts. You might want to check that out for your own properties.
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This is one of my biggest gripes with AI generated code. People don't understand what they're committing and that's so dangerous. #ffconf with @jesslynnrose.bsky.social & @edaeren.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:58 PM
This is one of my biggest gripes with AI generated code. People don't understand what they're committing and that's so dangerous. #ffconf with @jesslynnrose.bsky.social & @edaeren.bsky.social
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On a scale of one to fuck it, how appropriate is it to change one's work slack icon to a hissing possum?
#thatsjustmyface
#thatsjustmyface
a close up of an opossum standing next to a wooden fence
ALT: a close up of an opossum standing next to a wooden fence
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
On a scale of one to fuck it, how appropriate is it to change one's work slack icon to a hissing possum?
#thatsjustmyface
#thatsjustmyface
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I am excited to share a virtual recording of my talk from #MozCon last week titled:
GEO, AEO, LLMO: Separating Fact from Fiction & How to Win in AI Search
Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJk...
GEO, AEO, LLMO: Separating Fact from Fiction & How to Win in AI Search
Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJk...
GEO, AEO, LLMO: Separating Fact from Fiction & How to Win in AI Search - Lily Ray at MozCon 2025
YouTube video by Lily Ray
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I am excited to share a virtual recording of my talk from #MozCon last week titled:
GEO, AEO, LLMO: Separating Fact from Fiction & How to Win in AI Search
Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJk...
GEO, AEO, LLMO: Separating Fact from Fiction & How to Win in AI Search
Check it out!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJk...
What’s going on with Blink? They’re shipping a ton of changes
Blink: Intent to Prototype: FedCM Navigation Interception API
Blink: Intent to Prototype: FedCM Navigation Interception API
Blink: Intent to Prototype: FedCM Navigation Interception API
groups.google.com
November 11, 2025 at 12:29 AM
What’s going on with Blink? They’re shipping a ton of changes
My new favorite thing is watching DS9 and guessing the plot based on changes to the actors’ prosthetics
November 9, 2025 at 12:52 AM
My new favorite thing is watching DS9 and guessing the plot based on changes to the actors’ prosthetics
Hear me out. We don't have to eat all of them. One and the rest pay attention.
November 7, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Hear me out. We don't have to eat all of them. One and the rest pay attention.
Even if you believe LLMs can "think", they don't want you to get better. You are nothing more than an account ID measured in time on site.
To the real humans in your life, you're so much more than that. Be kind to yourself. Be smart enough to recognize a clever game.
To the real humans in your life, you're so much more than that. Be kind to yourself. Be smart enough to recognize a clever game.
November 6, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Even if you believe LLMs can "think", they don't want you to get better. You are nothing more than an account ID measured in time on site.
To the real humans in your life, you're so much more than that. Be kind to yourself. Be smart enough to recognize a clever game.
To the real humans in your life, you're so much more than that. Be kind to yourself. Be smart enough to recognize a clever game.
Reposted by Jamie Indigo
Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
www.reuters.com
November 6, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Meta earns $3.5 billion every six months from showing Faceboon and Instagram users 15 billion “higher legal risk” scam ad impressions a day, internal documents state.
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
That haul vastly exceeds how much the company expects regulators
To fine it for running scam ads.
www.reuters.com/investigatio...
do you ever look at all your tabs and tell them "I don't love you"
November 6, 2025 at 1:25 AM
do you ever look at all your tabs and tell them "I don't love you"
I am not allowed to agree to do more things until I finish the things I have agreed to do 🫠
November 5, 2025 at 8:08 PM
I am not allowed to agree to do more things until I finish the things I have agreed to do 🫠
Reposted by Jamie Indigo
TIL that `dns-prefetch` is now baseline "newly available". I've been using this for ages, but apparently, it only started working in iOS Safari with version 26.
Here are the release notes: webkit.org/blog/17333/w...
Here are the release notes: webkit.org/blog/17333/w...
November 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
TIL that `dns-prefetch` is now baseline "newly available". I've been using this for ages, but apparently, it only started working in iOS Safari with version 26.
Here are the release notes: webkit.org/blog/17333/w...
Here are the release notes: webkit.org/blog/17333/w...
Reposted by Jamie Indigo
Actually, I say let's go ahead and let these guys brand AI slop as Web 4.0. Hear me out: this framework accepts that Web 3.0 really was just 18 months or so of people trying to sell cartoon jpgs for profit, and establishes a trend line wherein "AI platforms" are the next devolutionary step.
I just got an email declaring "Web 4.0 is dawning."
No it isn't. Shut up. What is wrong with you? Have some fucking self-respect.
No it isn't. Shut up. What is wrong with you? Have some fucking self-respect.
November 4, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Actually, I say let's go ahead and let these guys brand AI slop as Web 4.0. Hear me out: this framework accepts that Web 3.0 really was just 18 months or so of people trying to sell cartoon jpgs for profit, and establishes a trend line wherein "AI platforms" are the next devolutionary step.
Being a Slack mod is wild. Some of y'all do not value privacy 👀
November 4, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Being a Slack mod is wild. Some of y'all do not value privacy 👀