Alison
@nostrum.bsky.social
pronouns in bio 🏳️⚧️
free palestine 🇵🇸
engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef
free palestine 🇵🇸
engineer, cat enthusiast, pro-am pizza chef
Might be the single best photo I’ve ever taken of myself
January 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Might be the single best photo I’ve ever taken of myself
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This new year I’m going to do a lot more reading. Gonna start with this *autographed* copy of Quan Millz’ magnum opus.
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 AM
This new year I’m going to do a lot more reading. Gonna start with this *autographed* copy of Quan Millz’ magnum opus.
Hell yeah got a blue party hat from my Christmas cracker
December 26, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Hell yeah got a blue party hat from my Christmas cracker
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This candy is so fucking good. originally found it at my pharmacy but u can buy a whole huge bag online
December 21, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This candy is so fucking good. originally found it at my pharmacy but u can buy a whole huge bag online
no no no, google, i wanted a “busty yakub” not a “bust of yakub”
December 21, 2025 at 12:30 AM
no no no, google, i wanted a “busty yakub” not a “bust of yakub”
Helm - set periscope depth
December 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Helm - set periscope depth
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At what point in your transition are you required to learn the full choreography for Caramelldansen? Feel like I’m behind the curve on this one 🤔
December 7, 2025 at 9:32 AM
At what point in your transition are you required to learn the full choreography for Caramelldansen? Feel like I’m behind the curve on this one 🤔
Today I was just reminded that in the 90s, there was a gay panic around the Telletubbies character Tinky-Winky because it (?) carried a handbag.
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
Tinky Winky falls foul of the moral majority
When the United States switches to the public broadcasting service it sees the Teletubbies. But fundamentalist preacher Dr Jerry Falwell, the founder of the now defunct Moral Majority, sees a degenera...
www.theguardian.com
November 16, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Today I was just reminded that in the 90s, there was a gay panic around the Telletubbies character Tinky-Winky because it (?) carried a handbag.
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
And who else but Jerry Falwell. I miss the days when stuff like this was the top priority of the christofascists
www.theguardian.com/world/1999/f...
Don’t usually like Halloween but this year I dressed up as a dumb bitch (spooky variant) 😤
November 2, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Don’t usually like Halloween but this year I dressed up as a dumb bitch (spooky variant) 😤
It finally happened. Cat Distribution System has struck. Found this little goblin rolling around by an oil refinery.
October 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It finally happened. Cat Distribution System has struck. Found this little goblin rolling around by an oil refinery.
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ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people
October 14, 2025 at 8:09 PM
ari drennen is like caitlyn jenner for trans people
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
Beep is the strongest warrior!
September 27, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Beep is the strongest warrior!
Caught these two slugs banging
September 22, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Caught these two slugs banging
Some of you might want to nab this. No particular reason 👀
September 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Some of you might want to nab this. No particular reason 👀
I used to have a lot of trouble getting up in the morning; hitting snooze, having 10 alarms on my phone 10 mins apart, etc. then I started drinking a bunch of water before bed and now the piss forces me to get up. Piss: the goated alarm clock
September 9, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I used to have a lot of trouble getting up in the morning; hitting snooze, having 10 alarms on my phone 10 mins apart, etc. then I started drinking a bunch of water before bed and now the piss forces me to get up. Piss: the goated alarm clock
ME: I don’t look too clocky, right?
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
September 6, 2025 at 6:37 PM
ME: I don’t look too clocky, right?
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
WIFE: No, not at all! You do look like a lesbian, though.
ME: Ok whew, perfect!
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Snort laughed at work
August 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Snort laughed at work
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.
August 24, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Out on the town having the time of my life with a bunch of friends. They're all just out of frame, laughing too.