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My daughter has a new thing of making a horrid gremlin face at my partner and smiling so sweetly when I check what she is up to.
Being a girl dad is great because she is always wonderful and well-behaved and never does anything wrong ever. My partner disagrees for some reason though
November 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
Finally watching Blood and Guts. I lost it when Mercedes started handing out all her belts to her team to use as weapons.
November 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
The Mariel Boatlift but for people who say "The Woke Left dont want you eating eggs for breakfast."
Donald Trump’s administration is considering offering political asylum to British “thought criminals”, The Telegraph understands.

Read more here ⬇️
www.telegraph.co.uk/bluesky-tmg/trump-thought-criminals/
November 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
No mother should have to explain this to their child youtu.be/th9jcQ_Pq4s?...
November 16, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I have only seen a couple of good jokes about the Trump/Clinton stuff and one of them as mine.
November 16, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Spike Lee can bless things???
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
Spike Lee Blesses Pope Leo with Knicks Jersey
Spike Lee just blessed Pope Leo with a custom Knicks jersey during his visit to the Vatican, just one week after the Pope was gifted a custom Chicago Bulls one.
www.vulture.com
November 16, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Fucking hell this is from a beef that no one even remembers anymore.

How exactly he won that one I dont even know.
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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alan dershowitz is a pedophile who killed his wife
November 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Listen to this Border Patrol agent cry about how he's going to be DOXXED after being arrested for drunkenly barging into a woman's restroom with a loaded gun, demanding a date from the woman inside, and then punching the arresting officers.
November 14, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Trump gave Clinton an over-the-pants blowjob so it technically doesnt count and they are both still virgins
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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we all owe bernie an apology
November 15, 2025 at 2:51 PM
I saw Stevie Richards claim Logan Paul is better than anyone the AEW roster because he has a character...

Does he?

Isnt it just the same personality he did before but as a wrestler now?
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 PM
If Euronymous was still alive he would probably be a weird Putin guy.
November 15, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Trump gave Clinton an over-the-pants blowjob so it technically doesnt count and they are both still virgins
November 15, 2025 at 9:48 AM
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Parasite describes your relationship to capital, not if you are "nice". Take it up with Adam Smith.
November 14, 2025 at 11:36 AM
Give me a sword (I would use it for evil)
November 14, 2025 at 11:53 PM
No Doubt wrote I'm Just A Girl about me
November 14, 2025 at 11:11 PM
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Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Performatively looking at my phone in public so people know I look at upsetting things every second of the day
November 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This is an absurb comparison. Taylor Swift has access too all kinds of trainers and potions and unguents...

...however I am two years older than this doofus and just have some dumbells and a calorie tracker on my phone and look better than this guy.
This guy! Born in 1988!! He's a year older than Taylor Swift!
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The wrestling event that Kash Patel flew out to see his grilfriebd sing the anthem at was fucking Real American Freestyle.

LOL

ROFL even.
November 14, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Ye Olde Share Zone
Ancient mosaic of a reclining skeleton, holding a drinking cup, with a jug of wine and bread rolls. The caption is generally translated as “Enjoy Your Life” ~ life is fleeting, so enjoy it while you can (Antioch, est 3rd century BC)
mymodernmet.com/skeleton-mos...
November 14, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Maybe it was another Bubba that Trump sorked orf. Maybe it was Bubba The Love Sponge.
November 14, 2025 at 11:30 AM