matte 🏳️⚧️
@nosearmy.bsky.social
🏳️⚧️ not going gently into that fucking night, i can tell you that
something especially insidious is that actual right-wing terrorists, and law enforcement, have been attacking people with their cars for years. somewhere behind the awfulness of murdering nicole good is the fact that they are accusing her of the same thing as the killer of Heather Heyer
January 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
something especially insidious is that actual right-wing terrorists, and law enforcement, have been attacking people with their cars for years. somewhere behind the awfulness of murdering nicole good is the fact that they are accusing her of the same thing as the killer of Heather Heyer
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repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
repost to give those 2 or 3 followers who always like your weird posts a little forehead kiss & a grilled cheese cut diagonally
you might think Judge Planet got that name for a being a planet-size Galactus person. but no, his real name is Billy Planet
January 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
you might think Judge Planet got that name for a being a planet-size Galactus person. but no, his real name is Billy Planet
my timeline did a thing
![two juxtaposed skeets from Sage Divinorum and Jana H-S. the first one reads
me yesterday: hey it's gross to harass women for not being into the same kinks as you
like 4 former moots:
below it is a redraw of an Office screenshot in an anime style. its Pam whispering to the camera [quietly] “I’ll kill you”
the second skeet reads
we all dream of being sexually eviscerated by falling space debris](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:vkmz4tkhxvhrk2wptzgoq74k/bafkreibmd2mus5xessjhczbdt62azcv7avufb33qtshpkcconfeip644sy@jpeg)
January 6, 2026 at 8:11 PM
my timeline did a thing
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boom roasted
It often happens that someone will read or watch something from a decade or even a century in the past and say "This person predicted the future", when all they really did was describe their present and we failed to change in the time since.
January 2, 2026 at 5:53 AM
boom roasted
i’m 100% only here for the zip-line
January 1, 2026 at 6:40 PM
i’m 100% only here for the zip-line
potato
Rude
January 1, 2026 at 6:37 PM
potato
wtf is this deck lol everyone’s screenshot answer is completely fucked
i cant deny a desire to be smol but it’s not really something you can or should want to wish for…i manifest for 2026, everything large please. intentions, presence, impact. my word for 2026 is “chonk”
i cant deny a desire to be smol but it’s not really something you can or should want to wish for…i manifest for 2026, everything large please. intentions, presence, impact. my word for 2026 is “chonk”
Take a screenshot of this GIF, and whichever new word you land on is YOUR word for 2026.
Let's. Go.
Let's. Go.
January 1, 2026 at 6:36 PM
wtf is this deck lol everyone’s screenshot answer is completely fucked
i cant deny a desire to be smol but it’s not really something you can or should want to wish for…i manifest for 2026, everything large please. intentions, presence, impact. my word for 2026 is “chonk”
i cant deny a desire to be smol but it’s not really something you can or should want to wish for…i manifest for 2026, everything large please. intentions, presence, impact. my word for 2026 is “chonk”
she really said “Mandani”
NEW YORK (AP) — Democrat Zohran Mamdani sworn in as mayor of New York City.
January 1, 2026 at 6:55 AM
she really said “Mandani”
an iron is just a teakettle with a print head
December 17, 2025 at 4:15 PM
an iron is just a teakettle with a print head
“I Think You Should Leave”-ass administration
December 12, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“I Think You Should Leave”-ass administration
just a reminder that you do not have to listen to what Quentin Tarantino says about anything ever
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
December 7, 2025 at 7:32 PM
just a reminder that you do not have to listen to what Quentin Tarantino says about anything ever
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
it’s possible to think pulp fiction is fun and still recognize that his opinions are trash. even if there was a logical point to slagging Paul Dano—and there isn’t—it’s just an incredibly shitty move
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Me, secretly using time travel to send messages to my younger self through Saturday morning cartoons:
June 3, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Me, secretly using time travel to send messages to my younger self through Saturday morning cartoons:
this is the only way one of these scumbags should “reënter the culture:” as a complete fucking joke so we can all laugh at the depths to which he’s fallen. shame on anyone taking money to rehabilitate the image of a sex criminal. still laugh/cringing at The New Yorker’s absolute spineless turpitude
December 1, 2025 at 3:26 PM
this is the only way one of these scumbags should “reënter the culture:” as a complete fucking joke so we can all laugh at the depths to which he’s fallen. shame on anyone taking money to rehabilitate the image of a sex criminal. still laugh/cringing at The New Yorker’s absolute spineless turpitude
put your hands together for The Aristocrats
When a cancelled performer reënters the culture, we expect them to offer us a great work, channelling their newfound clarity into the finest art they’ve ever made. With his new comedy show and début novel, has Louis C.K. met the bar?
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
www.newyorker.com/culture/crit...
Louis C.K.’s Next Chapter
In a new standup special, and a début novel, the comedian navigates murky, post-#MeToo terrain: not quite exiled, not quite welcomed back.
www.newyorker.com
November 29, 2025 at 8:43 PM
put your hands together for The Aristocrats
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Listen here, I will not take this Babu Frik slander. I love that little shit, a lone beacon of joy out of a movie of pure spite.
a close up of a cartoon character with a helmet that says ' elite ' on it
Alt: Babu Frik from Star Wars, he's a little puppet dude.
media.tenor.com
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Listen here, I will not take this Babu Frik slander. I love that little shit, a lone beacon of joy out of a movie of pure spite.
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People who use genAI *first* use it on the parts of a project they give the least shit about, and are most incurious about.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
November 8, 2025 at 9:29 PM
People who use genAI *first* use it on the parts of a project they give the least shit about, and are most incurious about.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
They spray the low-hanging fruit with dogshit.
this "ten years" thing today is…a lot. been on ‘mones 7 years and for a long time assumed the inner changes would turn into outer ones and id bloom while boymoding. turns out it dont work that way (mostly) now im speedrunning a for-real transition. still have no clue how to go about it, overwhelming
November 26, 2025 at 5:59 PM
this "ten years" thing today is…a lot. been on ‘mones 7 years and for a long time assumed the inner changes would turn into outer ones and id bloom while boymoding. turns out it dont work that way (mostly) now im speedrunning a for-real transition. still have no clue how to go about it, overwhelming
we took the power to message the whole world, hooked that system up to the natural flow of wealth, and eventually to the halls of power and the literal government. now the dumbest, people in our society are both in charge of everything and clowning themselves online with the dumbest takes imaginable
November 26, 2025 at 1:36 AM
we took the power to message the whole world, hooked that system up to the natural flow of wealth, and eventually to the halls of power and the literal government. now the dumbest, people in our society are both in charge of everything and clowning themselves online with the dumbest takes imaginable
at this point i would take almost any alternate-universe off-ramp in the hope that it doesn’t end up back here.
One of my spicier takes is that the country would have been better off if Nixon had won in ‘60. No Camelot shit, Nixon is far less of a resentful maniac than ‘68-‘74 (and thus no Watergate), good chance a Dem wins in ‘64 anyway, probably Humphrey or McCarthy, so Civil Rights happens anyway, etc.
November 25, 2025 at 4:32 AM
at this point i would take almost any alternate-universe off-ramp in the hope that it doesn’t end up back here.
jamelle’s takes here are sensible, but if you go into the replies you can see the familiar spectacle of SW fans dueling over which non-OT movie is the least mid.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
i would push rogue one down and bring solo and the last jedi up. i’d also place attack of the clones at the bottom.
haven’t seen ROS or Solo but this seems like a pretty ball-knowing list from Pritzker, particularly if he volunteered the name “Star Wars” rather than “A New Hope”
November 24, 2025 at 8:17 PM
jamelle’s takes here are sensible, but if you go into the replies you can see the familiar spectacle of SW fans dueling over which non-OT movie is the least mid.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.
it’s fine to say the best ones are what you saw when you were six. everything else is a crapshoot. each has a blorbo worth defending.