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i became normal on a megabus from bristol to london in november 2024 and im ready to go on the computer again now
"Keep Honking! I Have Sensorineural Hearing Loss Secondary to Untreated Neurosyphilis" bumper sticker
February 16, 2026 at 9:56 PM
"Keep Honking! I Have Sensorineural Hearing Loss Secondary to Untreated Neurosyphilis" bumper sticker
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im opening londons first fart positive co-working space!
February 16, 2026 at 4:40 PM
im opening londons first fart positive co-working space!
slime punk ... like steam punk yet ... gunkier
February 16, 2026 at 4:31 PM
slime punk ... like steam punk yet ... gunkier
steam punk internet of things (my appliances all communicate with an elaborate network of cogs, gears and pistons)
February 16, 2026 at 4:29 PM
steam punk internet of things (my appliances all communicate with an elaborate network of cogs, gears and pistons)
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I'm not sure I could ever forgive this government if it allows the BBC World Service to die
And another bites the dust?
The BBC World Service will run out of funding in just seven weeks. Its funding arrangement with the Foreign Office finishes at the end of March. There is no plan for what happens next.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The BBC World Service will run out of funding in just seven weeks. Its funding arrangement with the Foreign Office finishes at the end of March. There is no plan for what happens next.
www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...
The Guardian view on the BBC World Service: this is London calling | Editorial
Editorial: With just seven weeks before its funding runs out, the UK’s greatest cultural asset and most trusted international news organisation must be supported
www.theguardian.com
February 15, 2026 at 8:28 PM
I'm not sure I could ever forgive this government if it allows the BBC World Service to die
perfume called "gendered moments"
February 15, 2026 at 6:14 PM
perfume called "gendered moments"
selling poppers/elfbars/protein bars at the munich security conference, dm for details
February 14, 2026 at 12:24 AM
selling poppers/elfbars/protein bars at the munich security conference, dm for details
refuse to use copilot for clinical reasons at work, instead asking it things like "would a quadruple fried chip be a flavour explosion?"
February 13, 2026 at 7:58 PM
refuse to use copilot for clinical reasons at work, instead asking it things like "would a quadruple fried chip be a flavour explosion?"
the goonsday clock edges 1 second closer to midnight ....
February 13, 2026 at 7:41 PM
the goonsday clock edges 1 second closer to midnight ....
a high fever will have you saying things like "heated rivalry starring paracetamol and ibuprofen"
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
a high fever will have you saying things like "heated rivalry starring paracetamol and ibuprofen"
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what the hell, sure
February 13, 2026 at 5:38 PM
what the hell, sure
not his body keeping the score ....
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
not his body keeping the score ....
pigs in blankets, porridge with oat milk, dipping hummus chips in hummus ..... all testament to mans sick mind and mastery of produce ......
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
pigs in blankets, porridge with oat milk, dipping hummus chips in hummus ..... all testament to mans sick mind and mastery of produce ......
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Might get inspired by the rich texture of fine velvets later.
February 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Might get inspired by the rich texture of fine velvets later.
yall mind if I spike my blood sugar before bed?
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
yall mind if I spike my blood sugar before bed?
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diarrheo (diarrhea for boys)
February 4, 2026 at 1:22 PM
diarrheo (diarrhea for boys)
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hey man. me and a few of the guys were thinking about attempting the transition from seasonal foraging to early sedentary city-state status later if you're down ?
February 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
hey man. me and a few of the guys were thinking about attempting the transition from seasonal foraging to early sedentary city-state status later if you're down ?
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incredible scenes at the Euston urinals - dozens of men holding hands and chanting "Put your phone away and have a proper piss"
February 3, 2026 at 8:56 AM
incredible scenes at the Euston urinals - dozens of men holding hands and chanting "Put your phone away and have a proper piss"
im at the festival of arts and ideas laying out the progressive case for littering
February 3, 2026 at 9:46 AM
im at the festival of arts and ideas laying out the progressive case for littering
the sturdy and proud garden pea ... the mercurial and preening petit pois .... oh to be a fly on the wall of the freezer for their conversations!
February 2, 2026 at 9:06 PM
the sturdy and proud garden pea ... the mercurial and preening petit pois .... oh to be a fly on the wall of the freezer for their conversations!
no evidence base but I strongly believe a diet rich in vinegar allows your body to better harness the power of lunar cycles / tides
February 1, 2026 at 3:47 PM
no evidence base but I strongly believe a diet rich in vinegar allows your body to better harness the power of lunar cycles / tides
if elected as a metro mayor i would rule like it like a central european prinicipality ..... at the end of my term the electorate could judge me on my alliances, skirmishes with neighbours and how many exclaves i have won
February 1, 2026 at 3:29 PM
if elected as a metro mayor i would rule like it like a central european prinicipality ..... at the end of my term the electorate could judge me on my alliances, skirmishes with neighbours and how many exclaves i have won
if james bond was an urban young professional his gadgets would probably be a lost mary thats actually a gun, invisibilty birkenstocks and a jar of kimchi that irreversibly damages your gut microbiome .....
February 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
if james bond was an urban young professional his gadgets would probably be a lost mary thats actually a gun, invisibilty birkenstocks and a jar of kimchi that irreversibly damages your gut microbiome .....
my own private lincolnshire
February 1, 2026 at 3:16 PM
my own private lincolnshire