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Unhinged, crazy, jaded & bitter Succubus VTuber that virtually never streams.
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· Dec 5
please leave my walls, thanks
yes, i agree 100%, xcom absolutely must have a pregnancy mechanic
November 27, 2025 at 10:08 PM
yes, i agree 100%, xcom absolutely must have a pregnancy mechanic
TIL that (north) americans say "lapis lazuli" the way they do 😭
like, why? like, there's the obsession with forcing the "eye" sound into words where it isn't, like with the word "gemini" and the prefixes "semi" & "anti"
but where that sound should be, you don't do it. what's the standard here?
like, why? like, there's the obsession with forcing the "eye" sound into words where it isn't, like with the word "gemini" and the prefixes "semi" & "anti"
but where that sound should be, you don't do it. what's the standard here?
November 27, 2025 at 9:57 PM
TIL that (north) americans say "lapis lazuli" the way they do 😭
like, why? like, there's the obsession with forcing the "eye" sound into words where it isn't, like with the word "gemini" and the prefixes "semi" & "anti"
but where that sound should be, you don't do it. what's the standard here?
like, why? like, there's the obsession with forcing the "eye" sound into words where it isn't, like with the word "gemini" and the prefixes "semi" & "anti"
but where that sound should be, you don't do it. what's the standard here?
>streamer awards
>category for best vtuber
>looks inside
>the best vtuber isn't present
>category for best vtuber
>looks inside
>the best vtuber isn't present
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
>streamer awards
>category for best vtuber
>looks inside
>the best vtuber isn't present
>category for best vtuber
>looks inside
>the best vtuber isn't present
"hey, vsauce! michael here. how do shoes work?"
November 27, 2025 at 12:30 AM
"hey, vsauce! michael here. how do shoes work?"
good news everyone
i have discovered stress 2
i have discovered stress 2
November 26, 2025 at 8:19 AM
good news everyone
i have discovered stress 2
i have discovered stress 2
news just in: the IUCN has added 'submissives' to the list of endangered species. more after six.
November 26, 2025 at 7:14 AM
news just in: the IUCN has added 'submissives' to the list of endangered species. more after six.
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![Tweet from Nobi Hayashi 林信行 @nobi
Why is the Save button in Excel depicted as a vending machine with a purchased drink can at the bottom?
this question is currently being discussed by young Japanese people on a forum
[screenshot of Excel with the stylised 3.5" floppy disk Save icon magnified. The graphic icon is so simple that it can indeed be interpreted as a stylised vending machine, with the rectangular disk label being the vending machine window and at the bottom the disk shutter with its window looking like a drink can on its side]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:6gybixk3mhnqokf4ctux7w3d/bafkreiavazrbnhvbz7tlko2mr3vyn5bo7de4iqyn7emql7buvkvtl2frzi@jpeg)
November 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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...fuck you mean, "eminem's 53"?
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
...fuck you mean, "eminem's 53"?
looking for fun new challenges? try "super mario 64 for 3 seconds" wherein you try playing super mario 64 in 3-second long sessions with the long-term aim of beating it
November 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
looking for fun new challenges? try "super mario 64 for 3 seconds" wherein you try playing super mario 64 in 3-second long sessions with the long-term aim of beating it
update, after a grand total of four days, geoff keighley finally let me in to vote
...where tf is everhood 2
...where tf is everhood 2
not content with how rigged the game awards were already, it seems geoff keighley has decided to extra rig them by just making the website straight not work
been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
November 20, 2025 at 5:38 PM
update, after a grand total of four days, geoff keighley finally let me in to vote
...where tf is everhood 2
...where tf is everhood 2
learning english from an american is a lot like learning how to make pizza from a brazilian.
you can certainly do it and make something edible, but if an italian ever sees the pizza you made, you are probably fucking done 💀
you can certainly do it and make something edible, but if an italian ever sees the pizza you made, you are probably fucking done 💀
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
learning english from an american is a lot like learning how to make pizza from a brazilian.
you can certainly do it and make something edible, but if an italian ever sees the pizza you made, you are probably fucking done 💀
you can certainly do it and make something edible, but if an italian ever sees the pizza you made, you are probably fucking done 💀
not content with how rigged the game awards were already, it seems geoff keighley has decided to extra rig them by just making the website straight not work
been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
not content with how rigged the game awards were already, it seems geoff keighley has decided to extra rig them by just making the website straight not work
been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
been trying it for the past couple days and this is all i get no matter what i do
this is my new art piece, i call it "normal"
basically, it's a real nintendo 64 running real mario 64 demos of real mario 64 gameplay. at random intervals, a big neodymium magnet will briefly pass beneath the underside of the console to create interesting effects
this is the future of art
basically, it's a real nintendo 64 running real mario 64 demos of real mario 64 gameplay. at random intervals, a big neodymium magnet will briefly pass beneath the underside of the console to create interesting effects
this is the future of art
November 18, 2025 at 10:03 PM
this is my new art piece, i call it "normal"
basically, it's a real nintendo 64 running real mario 64 demos of real mario 64 gameplay. at random intervals, a big neodymium magnet will briefly pass beneath the underside of the console to create interesting effects
this is the future of art
basically, it's a real nintendo 64 running real mario 64 demos of real mario 64 gameplay. at random intervals, a big neodymium magnet will briefly pass beneath the underside of the console to create interesting effects
this is the future of art
i find it oddly interesting how albertans seem to really like leonard euler
they're always shouting "go eulers!"
must be rough to be a quaternion fan these days
they're always shouting "go eulers!"
must be rough to be a quaternion fan these days
November 18, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i find it oddly interesting how albertans seem to really like leonard euler
they're always shouting "go eulers!"
must be rough to be a quaternion fan these days
they're always shouting "go eulers!"
must be rough to be a quaternion fan these days
can't wait for that moment at the game awards where they have to announce uma musume as the winner and they're like "and the winner is... ooh may... ooh mah moo... how do you say this?" 💀
November 17, 2025 at 10:21 PM
can't wait for that moment at the game awards where they have to announce uma musume as the winner and they're like "and the winner is... ooh may... ooh mah moo... how do you say this?" 💀
don't need any game awards this year, just skip them
we already know everhood 2 is game of the year
we already know everhood 2 is game of the year
November 17, 2025 at 5:05 PM
don't need any game awards this year, just skip them
we already know everhood 2 is game of the year
we already know everhood 2 is game of the year
half the game of playing those narrative "choices matters" games is figuring out what the choices you're presented with actually fucking do
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
half the game of playing those narrative "choices matters" games is figuring out what the choices you're presented with actually fucking do
real talk, i think @octopimp.bsky.social is a scam - like have you seen that guy? he is absolutely NOT an octogenerian
November 14, 2025 at 9:58 PM
real talk, i think @octopimp.bsky.social is a scam - like have you seen that guy? he is absolutely NOT an octogenerian
the whole communication information being crucial to war is kinda bs when you think about how we brits invented syllables physically inaudible/incomprehensible to the americans such as ', ', ' & ', but we somehow lost the revolutionary war
our guys were probably stupid - like why did we tax n shit?
our guys were probably stupid - like why did we tax n shit?
November 14, 2025 at 9:53 PM
the whole communication information being crucial to war is kinda bs when you think about how we brits invented syllables physically inaudible/incomprehensible to the americans such as ', ', ' & ', but we somehow lost the revolutionary war
our guys were probably stupid - like why did we tax n shit?
our guys were probably stupid - like why did we tax n shit?
୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨ riot ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨
If you are a UK user of Twitch; Streamer or Viewer, you must now verify your age by using a third party American company (k-ID) by scanning your face if you want to stream or watch content under a Content Classification Label.
Not all seem to have received an email either.
#Twitch #OnlineSafetyAct
Not all seem to have received an email either.
#Twitch #OnlineSafetyAct
![An email from Twitch which reads:
"Hello [BLANK],
As a UK-based Twitch user, we want to inform you of changes coming to Twitch in order to comply with the UK’s Online Safety Act. Starting today, we are introducing mandatory age verification for users in the UK who want to watch certain types of content on Twitch that may not be suitable for everyone. This change helps ensure that we provide a safe, age-appropriate experience for UK users between the ages of 13 (the minimum age required to use Twitch) and 18.
What this may mean for you:
You will need to verify that you are 18 years or older in order to watch content on Twitch with certain Content Classification Labels (CCLs). Soon, you’ll also need to verify your age prior to streaming content with certain CCLs.
When attempting to view this content starting today, you will be shown a prompt to verify your age through a quick facial scan.
This is a one-time process and once completed, you won’t need to verify your age again on Twitch.
Your privacy is incredibly important to us. Neither Twitch nor our third-party vendor, k-ID, store data from facial scans. Your video selfie is used solely for age verification purposes and never leaves your device.
To learn more about this process, including which content requires age verification to view, and how the facial scan works, you can check out our help article.
We recognize that this is an additional step in your viewing experience, and we appreciate your understanding as we work to ensure compliance with laws in your region."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:2zbmkehwrjlskvle6jnebdpe/bafkreidk5ojaxs7cycvytwifo5f6y6ka5n5gj3dbmgfwpuri4ntwwyvamq@jpeg)
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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is bed insurance not a thing?
that surprises me, i feel like there's enough good bottoms that you could market that too and make a killing
that surprises me, i feel like there's enough good bottoms that you could market that too and make a killing
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 PM
is bed insurance not a thing?
that surprises me, i feel like there's enough good bottoms that you could market that too and make a killing
that surprises me, i feel like there's enough good bottoms that you could market that too and make a killing
new gmod eula and tos
...hm
...hm
November 12, 2025 at 9:16 PM
new gmod eula and tos
...hm
...hm
nobody:
no-one:
not a single soul:
valve: hey, so we're gonna try re-entering the console market as well as more aggressively put our foot into the VR market
everyone:
no-one:
not a single soul:
valve: hey, so we're gonna try re-entering the console market as well as more aggressively put our foot into the VR market
everyone:
November 12, 2025 at 6:58 PM
nobody:
no-one:
not a single soul:
valve: hey, so we're gonna try re-entering the console market as well as more aggressively put our foot into the VR market
everyone:
no-one:
not a single soul:
valve: hey, so we're gonna try re-entering the console market as well as more aggressively put our foot into the VR market
everyone: